All comics by RottingPlecenta

 

So many possibilities... by RottingPlecenta 9-18-03
Hello little girl... Hi mister clown man..	3 Hours Later	Damn You... ...

 

The Urge... by RottingPlecenta 9-18-03
In a convience store in Nowhere, USA... What do you want? #$@*	....... %^#$	Kablam All i really wanted was some Gummi Worms...

 

Moon Men by RottingPlecenta 9-26-03
Somewhere on the moon.... Who are you? Hmm...	3 Hours Later... Are you an alien.. I dunno..	5 Days later... Look I can do a dance... I never thought it would resort to this...

 

Needless to say...You need help... by RottingPlecenta 9-26-03
World War 2 Yo.. Who are you?	Armegedon Death... Im dead?	Heaven Nope Oh...just wondering..

 

Stupid as Fuck by RottingPlecenta 9-26-03
On a sunny day...	... meeeeeeep	Oh god...

 

Introducing Cedric by RottingPlecenta 9-26-03
An interview at some random theatre Hello....Im your host today, Jesus...and im here to introduce you to our main character....Cedric ..#@$^....Hi Everyone....@#$!	Tell everyone Cedric, what are you going to be doing in the upcomming comic? ...Well....#@$#....Just what you'd expect, getting picked on, running into trafic, running a muck, stairing at lesbians, making jewish jokes, running for mayor, having sex, doing satan worshiping...	Well...thats all the time we have for you today folks, now stay tuned for "Big Breasted Bimbos 3"! Bye bye!

 

Relisation by RottingPlecenta 9-30-03
In Cedric's Laboratory Whats wrong Cedric?	Oh grandma...you know how robots cant have sex right? Yes....i think..	I just found out i cant masturbate either... Oh god...

 

Dragon can Rhyme! by RottingPlecenta 10-21-03
Grants first song contest!!! I feel alone...	Oh so alone...	Why dont i just eat a Cat? Meow?

 

Starving for attention.... <-- I really suck at these.. by RottingPlecenta 10-22-03
in a back alley somewhere.. Excuse me sir, can i have a word with you? mmm....Yes...	Do any of these pamphlets belong to you? mmm...Yes...	Im desprate.. can you grab it....please... ...

 

Proving once again, All Presidents are really Nazis..i think by RottingPlecenta 10-29-03
Outside the White House, 1999 Breaking News! Live infront of the white house, President Bill Clinton tells it all, Isnt that CRAZY brad? Yes it is Janet! Stay Tuned after this live breaking event for some more, "Dog on Dog 3: Revenge of the Poodle"...Now, for the story...	Outside the White House, December 1999 I did not have Sexual Relations with that woman... And tell is why bill?	Toodoloo I mean, Hell no, she's Black, and she smells like fucking beer and chicken!

 

I hate myself... by RottingPlecenta 12-18-03
Im going to try again... Boy...I am kind of scared now that im accually on the space ship...	I really cant think... $#$^# Hey there human!	Why do i waste time on these? %^3634#$%# Probes are good... $#%#%#$ It must be true...All aliens really are gay...

 

Holidays for the Timid by RottingPlecenta 12-22-03
Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year.	Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas!	And now....needless drug referance.. You are so stoned arn't you? You would'nt beleve it...

 

FTC#15 - I need my Medication by RottingPlecenta 12-30-03
2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it.	OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!!	Jesus....you know what time it is... Oh god...this happens every year..

 

Realisation of an Idiot by RottingPlecenta 1-14-04
Its been about 3 weeks since I put a comic up... ...	And i figured i'd start making comics on this name again, other than Alkoholik... ...	Here we go again.. My balls hurt...

 

FTC 18: 2 Jews and a Priest make good lunchmeat... by RottingPlecenta 1-15-04
What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here	Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something.	I hate myself... He wanted the "Sunday Special"... Give me 20 minutes and a Playboy, and 2 all beef patties...

 

xxausrottenxx strikes again! by RottingPlecenta 4-02-04
so i said, thats no icebox, thats my wife!		oh you wouldnt get it

 

I are back.. again.. by RottingPlecenta 9-07-05
I'm afraid of the future.. why?	What if a million Robots come to take over the earth? And! Enslave all the earth women for sadistice robot pleasures!	I know you want it to happen... I guess...

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