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by RustyGoldhouse
5-03-05
The games that Death plays
My life is rife with puzzle and paradox. The truth is unbearable yet the lies are maddening. I am in constant pain. There must be an easy, painless way out.
Telegram from death.
Drive a nail through my head...What!? That isn't easy or painless.
It is fate. Nothing will alter this course.
Ouch!
HaHAHaHaHaHa! Dumbass.

 

by RustyGoldhouse
5-03-05
Father, I'm like totally frozen dude. You've totally got to help me.
Let us pray for a miracle from god.
Dear lord...please, thaw me... Amen.
Dear lord, please thaw this young man, lord, in the lords name we pray, thank you lord. Amen.
AGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!
That'll be $35.00.

 

by RustyGoldhouse
5-04-05
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Yes, you filthy swine, YES!
How many niggers does it take to nigger a nigger?
aw jeez.
NIGGER!! hehehehehe
oy vey. . .

 

by RustyGoldhouse
5-07-05
The ongoing adventures of Officer Richard Nose...
Late for school again, eh lisa? That's the third time this week. I'm gonna' hafta' write you a ticket. If you keep this up I'll be forced to haul your little ass into juvie.
I'm 37 years old.
Okay buddy, we got a demestic disturbance call. Says here you beat up your wife because she kicked you out of the house after you got drunk and wrecked the car.
I don't understand english; why am I thinking in english?
Listen pal, evrything is under control. Just go home, leave, and get out of here. We've got some serious police bussiness to attend to.
Fuck you pig.

 

by RustyGoldhouse
5-15-05
You're an idiot.
Hey, I was approached by MENSA once.
Do tell.
That's right ya fat fucker. But I told that bitch to close her stinky legs and beat it. I've already earned my red wings once.
Eat shit.
bahahahahahahaha!

 

by RustyGoldhouse
5-15-05
I'm only four years old.
In a world of pain and projectille vomitting, of hideous, scaly mutant monkeys and radioatcive rats, one four-year old girl may the the last hope for the rebuilding of the human race.
He's silly.
You will be blasted through the b;ackness of a hundred million nights, into an incredible universe filled with spectacular sights and sounds, BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!!!!
SUDDENLY, A BIZARRE TRANSMOGRIFICATION . . .
Okay, just let me get my dick out here . . .

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