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by S2K
11-08-02
The cops decided to take Elfy into questioning.
Does it envolve Dataforce?
Mr "PK God", if that IS your real name, we would like to ask you a few questions, regarding the recent sexual assaults occuring in this area.
Does it envolve Dataforce?
.... No.
Does it envolve Dataforce?
Shut the fuck up.

 

by S2K
11-08-02
Duckbill has been invited to Valkyria's place where she plans to give him his first "experience".
What's he doing in there? It doesn't take that long to get changed for fucks sake...
She becomes in patient... as Ducky is taking very long to remove his clothes.
DON'T LOOK AT MEEEE
Ducky honey, what are you doing babes?
...
YOU NOW SEE ME IN MY TRUE FORM. THIS IS THE TORMENT I MUST LIVE THROUGH. HOW CAN YOU EVER LOVE ME??
lmfao.

 

by S2K
11-08-02
Hey.
I'm Bhell.
End.

 

by S2K
11-08-02
Dataforce decides to open a can of whoopass.
I AM DATA FEEEEEEARRRR MYYYYYYYYYY SKILLZZZZZZ
...
I R TOTALLY OWNZZZZZ JOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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YOU JUST SIT THERE AND RINGGGGG JOOOOOO LAMERRRRR
Brrrrrr-twat-ring

 

by S2K
11-08-02
If I didn't know better, I'd say a huge alien mothership would appear above this building and fire a HUGE laserbeam destroying the surrounding area.
Y'know that's some good thinking Jim.
Yep.
Indeed.
I'm a cock. aren't I?
Yep.

 

by S2K
11-08-02
John decides to get some work done.
Right, time to load up MS Word, gotta get this essay done.
But then...
Come say that to my fucking face you pieca shit.
It's time to save your work. Here's a tip. Would you like to print your work? It's time to save your work. Would you like to hear a tip. It's time to -
And...
...

 

by S2K
11-08-02
Meet Duncan. An Innocent looking lad. But what really goes on inside that head? Let's take a deep psychological trip, and find out.
Woooo! It's the weekend. How cool is that.
Saturday morning.
Weeee, fear my uber skills! Die centipede! Die scarecrow! Wow I'm so elite. I've levelled up 5%. Soon I can do Ice Storm LEVEL THREE. I am so good.
The following screne was censored. We still will provide you with the sound for self explanatory reasons.
*squelch squelch* Oooooh yesssssssss Level 3 ICE STORMMMMMM ICCCCCCCCCEEEEEE STORMMMMMMM ILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OHHHHHHHHH BABBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYY *splatter*

 

by S2K
11-08-02
Sunday. 7:46am.
OH MY GOD. NO! NTL. FUCKING WORK. OH MY GOD. NOOO.
FFS. AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING CYBERSEX WITH JAM_UK OUTSIDE BICHON PALACE TODAY. FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
Hey, look it's Sbee, uber leet sex pimp mastaaaaaaa!
*sob* it woulda been so special *sob*

 

by S2K
11-08-02
Hello.
I am Dataforce. I am part of the leading providers of eggdrop bots on the Quakenet IRC network. We provide free clean bots to all that want them.
This man will die a virgin.

 

by S2K
11-08-02
Sometimes I like to sit alone and feel loved.
I sometimes think of ladies.
If only I could eggdrop with them.

 

by S2K
11-08-02
Cock.

 

by S2K
11-08-02
Yo I'm off to kill some fucka.
Noises...
Anyhow... I carved "Sbee is 1337 in his chest".

 

by S2K
11-09-02
Hello you sexy female "chick".
Oh dear.
...
You haven't spoken to a women for a looooong time have you.
Are you asking me out?

 

by S2K
11-09-02
Elfy meets GeM for the first time, for what was planned to be a wild sex romp.
...
:)
....................
:)
OK, I know I lied about my age but this just takes the piss.
OneDayToGo! Then it's pube shavin' time my lil' Elfy!

 

by S2K
11-09-02
Fear not citizens for Captain Dataforce is here to SAVE THE WORLD from the uber 1337 MAN EATING FLY...
Watch, with a single punch, as I anihilate him from existence... sending him into a spiral of destruction...
You've got a hard on.

 

by S2K
11-09-02
Bhell, happily chatting to people on IRC, is rudely interrupted...
For fuck's sake! COWS IN MY GARDEN AGAIN! I'll fucking kill that fucking farmer!
He decides to pay the neighbourhood farmer a visit.
What's your fucking problem? Can't you keep your fucking cows UNDER CONTROL!? All I wanted to do was play System Shock 2. YOU DIE!
Huck diggety neighbourino!
Several minutes later...
hehe

 

by S2K
11-09-02
You are a woefully repugnant degenerate and a grotesque, snake-eyed ocular depravity to all of discrimination.
You are a monstrously blighted plebeian and a fiendish, foul-smelling spawn of a mad scientist and a disastrous test tube experiment.
You are an unutterably dissolute trollop and a debauched, sock-sucking mass of neuroses and complexes.
You are a woefully perverted lout and a feculent, mattress-soiling shameless exhibition of genetic deficiency.
You smell of Dataforce.
Fuck.

 

by S2K
11-09-02
Hey, check this out... they're holding an IRC "Scriptmaster 2002" competition.
Heh, you'd have to be like, totally sad, to even think about entering *that*...
Quit looking at me.

 

by S2K
11-09-02
SKaRT challenges SB for a game of UT...
Hey SB. I know I'm ugly, but would you still care to play me at Unreal Tournament? I think I stand a pretty good chance against you.
Sure thing n00b-ass.
10 minutes later.
HAHA! Owned. Fifty frags to four. You fucking noob.
h4x.
Shove a cork in that ass plumber-boy, and go shag some Pizza.
WHY MUST I BE CURSED WITH THIS APPEARANCE!??!?! WHYYYYY?

 

by S2K
11-09-02
Hey Jim, how was that movie you took that girl to see?
Let's just say... there were some parts where I was a little... preoccupied.... *wink*
hehehe
I don't get it.

 

by S2K
11-09-02
You love me, don't you?
Fuck off.

 

by S2K
11-09-02
Data, I'm sorry I've taken the piss out of you so much recently...
You should be. Not only have I been emotionally scarred, I've laid awake at night, dreaming about naked men in weird sexual positions. I blame you for this torment S2K...
Hey... I... err, don't really know what to say...
...and when you go outside you just can't feel calm cause your always thinking someone's out to get you and y'know that feeling when you see a man's ass and get turned on and you think oh my god...
Please shut up now.
...and when it goes all over your stomach you just wanna.... Oh... right, the abuse. Yeah... apology accepted.

 

by S2K
11-09-02
So Data, I'm gonna goto sleep now, it's 3am.
Only sleep when you stop being ghey and start to be nice to me.
Shit, I'm doomed to a life of perpetual insomnia.
I like poptarts.

 

by S2K
11-10-02
Orix, sometimes you are a right twat. I mean you like to show off about your "Half-Pipe" and how your Dad buys you anything you want. You know that can really piss people off.
Must generate witty response....
Love you too Orix.
SB. I... I... I love you.
He get's everywhere, doesn't he...
I love... poptarts.

 

by S2K
11-10-02
Why don't they pick on someone else. It's just not fair.
What is the world coming to when a man can't spend all his life scripting bots, and spending all his money on shell hosting? It's not like I jack off to animal porn is it?
[ Would you like to set your homepage to www.farmyard-fun.com ? ]
You really should just ignore that.

 

by S2K
11-10-02
Welcome to Problems Anonymous. We will help you solve your problems. First off, let's go round the group, and each of you must speak out your problems. This will allow us to build a sense of trust.
My name is Trace and I have a problem. From an early age I have resorted to prostitution. And I'm addicted. And I'm ugly. And stupid. Did I mention I'm ugly?
Hello, my name is Elfy. I have a severe problem. Whenever I talk to someone, I can't help but spew random bullshit. It's becoming annoying. I'm down to my last imaginary friend now.
My name is Duncan and I have a problem. FUCKING NTL. WHY IS IT SO SHIT? I've missed SEVEN CYBERSEX SESSIONS NOW!? Do you have ANY IDEA the amount of SEXUAL TENSION I AM FEELING *RIGHT NOW* !?!?!
My name is SB and I don't have a problem. I'm just here to mock you lazy fucks. Dunc you prick.
Hello my nick is Dataforce and I have set mode +problem Dataforce. I am finding it very hard to difficult to disconnect from this error. I couldn't even get excess flood. My throat hurts.

 

by S2K
11-10-02
Welcome to Problems Anonymous. We will help you solve your problems. First off, let's go round the group, and each of you must speak out your problems. This will allow us to build a sense of trust.
My name is Trace and I have a problem. From an early age I have resorted to prostitution. And I'm addicted. And I'm ugly. And stupid. Did I mention I'm ugly?
Hello, my name is Elfy. I have a severe problem. Whenever I talk to someone, I can't help but spew random bullshit. It's becoming annoying. I'm down to my last imaginary friend now.
My name is Duncan and I have a problem. FUCKING NTL. WHY IS IT SO SHIT? I've missed SEVEN CYBERSEX SESSIONS NOW!? Do you have ANY IDEA the amount of SEXUAL TENSION I AM FEELING *RIGHT NOW* !?!?!
My name is SB and I don't have a problem. I'm just here to mock you lazy fucks. Dunc you prick.
Hello my nick is Dataforce and I have set mode +problem Dataforce. I am finding it very hard to difficult to disconnect from this error. I couldn't even get excess flood. My throat hurts.

 

by S2K
11-10-02
Can you help me?
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...
Fuck no.

 

by S2K
11-11-02
OK, there were 2 ops and the first one says: "Hey my new Eggdrop is finally hosted". So the other guy says: "Hey, cool!". And then the first guy says.. "Hey, it's nice to see you have an eggdrop too".
But... *giggle* But the other guy said... *chortle*.. BUT THE OTHER GUY SAID... (oh you're gonna love this)... he said *splutter* he said...... THATS NO EGGDROP BOT, THAT'S MY WIFE!!! Hahahahahahah!!
Don't give up your day job.
I'll get me coat.

 

by S2K
11-11-02
I demand you pick on someone else!
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SUPER! XD

 

by S2K
11-11-02
Sometimes I like to stand here, dreaming, wishing you were mine. For I am deeply encapsulated in your beauty...
And I feel, almost obliged to say... that I love you, so very very much, from the deepest inner core of my heart....
Look, I've said it once and I'll say it again... I will NOT have sex with you!

 

by S2K
11-11-02
Hello again. I'd just like to clear a few things up. In the last comic, I was depicted making sexual comments towards a farmyard animal, the implications of which were that I am a fan of and/or...
...practioner of beastialty/sex with extraterrestrials. I would like to confirm this is not true and 100% fabricated.
[ Coming up next on "When Animals Get Horny With People 2" - Nelly the 6 tonne African Elephant get's jiggy with a zookeeper! ]
Shit, again.

 

by S2K
11-12-02
Hmm. Would the boss see the funny side if I decided to urinate on his car, only then to make my way into his office, only to leave a huge pile of shat on his £450 leather seat?
Ah, to hell with it.
The following day...
"You... are... fired... P.S. Please find nearby a small gift from me to you. You may also find another in your bed"... Shit...
Yes?

 

by S2K
11-12-02
Hey Jesus.
...
So... err... how's it hangin' ?
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You are SO going to hell.

 

by S2K
11-14-02
Shit, this letter from work says Dr. Richards will be out "special guest" at the next conference!
What, is that a problem?
Well... I kinda destroyed his car...
Hey that ain't so bad, surely he's forgiven you by now?
Well replace the word "car" with "family"... and "kinda" with... "maliciously"....
Ah.

 

by S2K
11-14-02
Hello. May I inquire to what the number on your shirt represents?
Sure. The number represents the number of friends that I have.
Wow, mine too.

 

by S2K
11-15-02
Thank you!
Data!
For turning!
Us!
On!
Data, you magnificent bastard.

 

by S2K
11-18-02
Elfy meets Harry Potter.
Wow, it's so cool to meet you Harry. Could we do something I've always want to do? Act out one of you films? Together? Please!?
OK, I don't see why not.
Isn't one of your films entitled.... Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Underage Anal Sex?
Sicko, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Well it worked with McCauly Caulkin. "Home Alone With A Convicted Paedophile" was clearly a popular production.

 

by S2K
11-18-02
Well Elfy. We're the last people on earth.
Yep. That means that the only way for us to prolong humanity as we know it, is to reproduce.
...
...
But aren't we bo-
IT'S THE ONLY WAY DATA... The oooonly waaaay.

 

by S2K
11-19-02
Hey mister.
Hiya babs. I was just doing my nails. I must say you're hair is deeeeeeeeeevine! I'm just about to toodle off to do some clothes shopping with my boyfriend Carl.
Fenton College.
Bingo.

 

by S2K
11-20-02
A priest recieves an anonymous phone-call, asking for advice.
So you've not found a suitable female partner then?
No. To tell the truth, I have an exceptionally small penis. I am yet to find someone that will love me as a person, rather than simply due to the size of penis.
Such a sad state of affairs. It makes me sad to think that people can be so materialistic, and not love the true personality within. I'm very sorry... err, who are you?
Dataforce.
Well what the fuck do you expect then?

 

by S2K
11-22-02
DF start "PleasureSequence"
Welcome to Robotic Pleasuresâ„¢ Script v1.0 by Dataforce. Initalising...
Ooooooh baby!
ERROR: DATASPENIS.EXE : CANNOT FIND FILE!
Gah.

 

by S2K
11-24-02
S2K, your last comic sucked. My eggdrops don't even use self-extracting exectable files!
Well Data, had it ever crossed your mind that your Eggdrops aren't actually huge life size robots, either?
...
....yes.
Shut the fuck up Data you homo.

 

by S2K
11-24-02
Data, I feel I can't hide the truth anymore.
What???
Well everyone's calling me fat. But there's a reason.
Don't tell me you're...
Yes Data. And It's yours.

 

by S2K
11-25-02
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