All comics by Sal

 

by Sal
3-24-02
Hey man...
damn
I like fire
Whatever happened to the Indigo Girls?

 

by Sal
3-25-02
A man, in the sky, all alone
I need a friend
Here comes a friend
Hi
?
Hi
jesus, man, go home!

 

by Sal
3-25-02
I miss the good old days when it was cool to wear parachute pants.
I miss when it was cool to be a chicken.
... ?
2 hours later
you done it good this time, boss.

 

by Sal
3-26-02
whoa, you're a hotty!
aye aye aye, not another one

 

by Sal
3-27-02
A nice, innocent hot dog sale
pardon me, would you like a hot dog?
no, I just don't think that would be right
Hmm, are you sure you wouldn't like a hot dog?
Hey, I'm Sammy Dabis Jr, and I'd like a hot dog.
You'd better go home, Sammy! I told ya not to come 'round here no more!
uh-oh, I'm out

 

by Sal
3-28-02
Hi, and welcome to Microsoft Word. If you would like to exit microsoft word, and go back to the rest of your computer click here.
um, ok
*click*
Click here for Microsoft Word
ok
*click*
Hi, and welcome to Microsoft Word.
dude, a talking paper clip. Dude, the White House!

 

by Sal
3-29-02
The South shall prevail!
um, dude, the war's over...
excuse me!?
Has been for some one hundred-forty years. Help me out here, Joe
?
yeah, the North kicked your boo-tay

 

by Sal
3-30-02
hey, do you know what pi is?
um, no
It's right there, home-style, and it has cherry filling!
you said 'Pi', not 'Pie', you retard
shut up
why did that wall just change?

 

by Sal
3-31-02
I'm gonna eat you!
wait, you won't eat me.
Yes I will! Roar!
why won't he stop?

 

by Sal
4-02-02
Hey, I'm Sammy Dabis Jr., and I can't think of anything.
neither can I, insolent vermin!
...?
...?
that'll do
yes, it will

 

by Sal
4-05-02
He's here to save you!
Wow, you really are a large man, Mister.
Why thank you, little girl.
but from what?
What does the 'LP' on your chest mean?
It stands for 'Little Princess'
If you walk away slowly, he won't notice...
wait, where are you going? We can play games!

 

by Sal
4-07-02
It's time for today's word of the day. It is Splorgus.
Is that a real word?
Haha, of course it's a real word, silly drunken man. And it means to be able to read another's thoughts.
I still think it's not a word.
no, fool, it is a word!
alright, I'm outta here.

 

by Sal
4-08-02
Hi, I'm Alexander J.
no, you're not
what are youtalking about? Of course I am.
Alexander J. does not have a body. He is merely a personality. That makes you a blasphemer.
he found me out...

 

by Sal
4-10-02
I'm tired. Maybe I should go to bed
No, I don't want to go to bed.
Ok, no, I am definitely going to bed

 

by Sal
4-13-02
Hey Jack, I think we should get out of the snow
Yeah, maybe we should
...
...
Why are we under the snow in the first place?
I'm not really sure

 

by Sal
4-14-02
It really sucks when people have bad days
yes. We should do something nice for all those who had bad days today.
boo-yah!
boo-yah is right
excellent
good deed done

 

by Sal
4-17-02
What is Love?
Baby don't hurt me...
...Don't hurt me...
...No more...
ahh, the joyous tunes of Haddaway
Indeed

 

by Sal
4-18-02
ba-da-da-daaa
ba-da-da-daaa
ba-da-da-daaa
Boss, I think it's time you took a day off...

 

by Sal
4-22-02
I am a very tired man.
Maybe you should go to bed.
...?
Could you explain to me why...
I'll let you figure it out

 

by Sal
4-25-02
I'm bigger than you!
wasn't he the fly from Ninja Turtles?
I'm even bigger than you on the moon!
Hey, weren't you the---
yes, yes I was.
ok, bye

 

by Sal
4-28-02
I'm a better hero than you are.
I have super-natural powers.
So, I can do incredible things with a lasso
Yeah, well I like little children
oh my
I win

 

by Sal
5-01-02
We begin our story in a small town, where Pete Pantless is just having a nice little beer...
ahh, a lovely beer
but trouble is a-coming.
Sir, I'll have to ask you to put your pants back on, or to be arrested for Indecent exposure
How will he get out of this one?
But I'm Pete Pantless. If I were to put on pants, I'd have to change my name to Pete Panted
Ok, Wiseguy, you're coming with me...

 

by Sal
5-09-02
Pete Pantless is, in case you didn't notice, in jail.
dang, man, I need to get out of here
but do you really want to?
He's also extremely frightened.
aww man, is there anyone else in here?
Is there anyone at all?
Aye, Laddy, I'm here t' keep ya company!

 

by Sal
5-14-02
Yet, still in jail...
Um, how'd we get beers, if we're in jail?
I don't know, laddy, but it rocks my socks off!
That is WAY too much personal information there, buddy
No, I'll treat you right. Let's go into the showers, and I'll wash you. C'mon!
Crazy Scot goes into the shower, awaiting Pete's arrival...
Ooh, while he's gone, I'll dig my way out. Free at last, free at last!

 

by Sal
1-06-03
Hey, I was at that monster track rally last night, and-
I know, my son
Right, forgot that I'm talking to jesus
it's ok, my son. I understand that this surreal form of prayer is rather new to you.
That's news to me! Haha, ok, I'm just joking. But seriously, what the hell is behind us?
I believe we are VERY close to some foliage...

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