All comics by ShadowH

 

by ShadowH
2-25-01
Hi! My name is Zachery Smith! I have a crush on this Asian girl, let's just call her "Rirry," and I'm terrified of normal, everyday things!
Zack!
I just pissed myself!
Zack!
HOLY SHIT, A SQUIRREL!

 

by ShadowH
2-25-01
I love being outside!
HOLY SHIT!!!!!

 

by ShadowH
2-25-01
I'm also pretty scared of clowns, I bet that's a common thing though...
Ya-ha-ha-ha-ha!
NO NO NO NO NO!!!

 

by ShadowH
2-25-01
I just took a trip for no reason to Iceland! I ate some exotic foods there, including Puffin!
baaaaaaannwwwwk!!!!
GOOD GOD, MAKE THE NOISES STOP!

 

by ShadowH
2-25-01
Hi Zack! It's me, Lily!
I have such a crush on her... but I also have serious issues with women...
What's up?
She reminds me of my lesbian mother...
Hello?
I'm so turned on by that.

 

by ShadowH
2-25-01
Zack, I don't think you pay attention to me.
Oh, uh, hey Lily. What's up?
I told you that I wasn't interested, yet you don't get it!
unf unf unf...
Are you listening to me?
Oh, were you saying something?

 

by ShadowH
2-25-01
I also REALLY like it when Asian women cry...
Hey Zack!
Right now, I'm imagining Lily with tears streaming down her face...
Uh, Zack?
unf unf unf

 

by ShadowH
2-25-01
...
Zack!
HELP!!!

 

by ShadowH
2-25-01
I'm at work - doing network administration for a men's clothier! My mind wanders sometimes.
HELP!!!

 

by ShadowH
2-25-01
Oh, uh, Lily! I just got some new stuff from Webvan, how about coming over for dinner?
I don't know of a nice way to put this.. ugh.
No.
So, uh, what time works for you?

 

by ShadowH
2-25-01
Hmm, I seem to have taken the wrong bus home from work today.
grAAAAAhhh!!!
*yawn*
*squeak!*
NO NO NO NO NO!!!

 

by ShadowH
2-25-01
I buy horrifying books, like Possum Come a-Knockin', and I read them for enjoyment!
KNOCK KNOCK
HOLY SHIT!

 

by ShadowH
2-25-01
I recently read The Nightmare Factory by Thomas Ligotti; it's great! What a shame I don't remember anything about it...
I am Dr. Voke.
Join them, Zachery!
Oh, yeah, now I remember.

 

by ShadowH
2-25-01
Hi there, I'm Ian Scott. I'm from the simple town of Eureka, Missouruh! We ain't so simple though, and we care a lot 'bout our youngins!
This here's my cousin Timmy! He's stayin' with me and the missus while his paw's away on bizness!
Cousin Ian, why does muh rear end hurt?
GET BACK IN THE GODDAMNED BARN, BOY, 'FORE I TELL YER DADDY THAT YOU BEEN HUFFIN'!!

 

by ShadowH
2-25-01
We pride ourselves on buyin' 'merican stuff 'round here, but I gots me one of them Jap-po-nase cars, I call it EL DIABLO ROJO!
That's 'cause it's purty 'n it's red, what of it ain't rusted through - and it's fast too!
Ayup!
And dayumn, ain't that back seat great fer sex, George?
Seeya tomorrow, Ian!

 

by ShadowH
2-26-01
Horrifying things are a great diversion from my love affair with Lily.
For instance, I'm terrified of Wee Wimblytoot, the tiny bearded goat man that lives in my wall. But, I know that he cannot really exist.
Hey there.
I just evacuated my bowels.

 

by ShadowH
3-05-01
Sometimes, you can't tell what's going on in somebody's mind...
I'll no longer be...
...bound by the tyranny...
...and other times, you wish you couldn't.
...bound by the tyrrany of pants.

 

by ShadowH
10-14-05
Gil's back...
I shall be there..... with bells and a condom on.
...and better than ever!
The bells wrap around the condom reservoir tip.

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