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by Shaunistheman
12-06-01
Toward the End of the speech
Hey Mister.....Hey Mister.....Hey Mister......
And so, in conclusion, always respect our youth...
Hey Mister.....Hey Mister.....Hey Mister......
For you never know what secrets they posses, or what they might need to inform you of.
Hey Mister.....Hey Mister.....Hey Mister......
It's a policy I keep, and I never will change it. Always Always Always Pay attention.

 

by Shaunistheman
12-06-01
Mike Wonders About Life
Why am I here?
Is there a meaning to it all?
Who is in charge?
Could you please shut-up, I'm trying to be all consuming over here!

 

by Shaunistheman
12-06-01
A Day in the Park
Hey Squirrel
Hey Kid
Can you tell me what I want to hear?
Depends, what's going on, kid?
Well, I need a happy thought, everything is completely askew.
Ask me? I thought that's what you were doing!!!

 

by Shaunistheman
12-06-01
Santa Prepares For his Flight
Oh great, he's gonna try to talk to me
Almost ready to go, Rudy?
To lug your fat butt around, I counldn't possibly be more ready.
We've got a long night ahead of us; I've got bad gas!
Oh please, how could life get any worse.
Oh, and before i forget, your harness broke, you'll have to push this year.

 

by Shaunistheman
12-06-01
Shane's First Stand up Gig Wasn't Funny.
But seriously folks.... Hey, Is this thing on?
So I told him, Take my Wife.....please!! Hahaha, but honestly people.
Finally, The Crowd Goes Wild

 

by Shaunistheman
12-11-01
As She Gives her Husband a Greeting Card
Ok, Sign This card
Now Sign the Envelope.
Ok, Let me have it.
I got this for you honey, Merry Christmas!

 

by Shaunistheman
12-11-01
Example # 1
Hey, what are you doing with that sack of cash?
Oh, I just robbed a bank.
Example #2
Hey what are you doing with that nail in your head?
Killing Myself.
Example #3
What are you doing with feet on your head?
I'm just ugly, i guess.

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