All comics by ShopLocalDelmarva

 

Everyone's getting in on shopping local
My cuz, Cuddles, says Shop Local Delmarva is growin'. Maybe we'll get some locally grown chicken on the end of that string yet!
Yeah, but will Shop Local Delmarva tell us where the locally grown people are crabbing?
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 10-05-11

 

What folks are searching for...
Hey, my cuz, Cuddles, said someone searched "buy wholesale crabs Kent County MD"
Do you blame them? I mean, look at me. I'm one hot catch!
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 10-27-11

 

Welcoming Taylor's Fresh Organics to the family of locally owned and operated businesses.
Let's give Taylor's Fresh Organics and the Taylor family a big "howdy"!
Howdy? Man, you've been at the bottom of the Bay far too long.
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 1-18-12

 

Did ya hear? Shop Local Delmarva is considering a shop local day every month!
Hey! I'm doing my part by waving to the people. Do they really want me to take them by the hand to their local businesses?
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 2-01-12

 

March 10 - Shop Local Delmarva Day
Hey, did you hear the second Saturday of every month is an unofficial Shop Local Delmarva Day?
A day of shopping and so much to do. I got to gather up some clams. They take clams as payment, don't they?
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 2-20-12

 

Welcoming Funky Feathers Fancy Poultry Farm to the family of locally owned and operated businesses.
Did you hear? Funky Feathers Fancy Poultry Farm has joined the family of locally owned and operated businesses!
Fancy Poultry? Sounds like I'll have to dress formal for dinner. Do you know where I can shop locally for some formal wear?
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 4-02-12

 

What are you shopping for?
Hey, another second Saturday of the month is coming up. That means this Saturday is another unofficial Shop Local Delmarva Day!
You know any good shoe stores? All those big box stores only sell two shoes in a box. I need a shoe store that sells eight shoes in a box.
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 4-12-12

 

Welcoming Allstate Pest & Termite Control to the family of locally owned and operated businesses.
Let's give Allstate Termite and Pest Control a big welcome to the family of locally owned and operated businesses!
Man, I gotta give 'em a call. They gotta get rid of these sand fleas. They can start at the top of the Bay and work their way down and around to the beaches!
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 4-18-12

 

Gearing up for another Shop Local Delmarva Day
Second Saturday of the month is coming up. Do you know what that means?
Woo-hooo! Another Shop Local Delmarva Day. We gotta get sunglasses and go incognito. It's soft shell season you know.
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 5-01-12

 

The homogenization of Rural Town, USA
Have you noticed all those big box stores sell the same thing, just different names and prices?
Hey, do you think those big box stores are going to make us crabs look the same like they've already done to people? You can't tell one from the other any more!
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 6-28-12

 

Welcoming Salt Water Style to the family of locally owned and operated businesses
Hey, let's give a big welcome to Salt Water Style. They cater to women who love the beach and sand.
Women might be looking for us? I gotta get the blue on my claws polished up to look my best for the ladies. Know any good locally owned nail shops?
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 7-16-12

 

Saturday, August 11th, Our sixth Shop Local Delmarva Day
Hey, another second Saturday of the month and you know what that means. Shop Local Delmarva Day. We're going shopping!
You know what would go really good with that chicken those people throw out to us? Some Eastern Shore watermelon and cantalope!
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 8-06-12

 

One way to shop on Shop Local Delmarva Day
I'll email Taylor's Fresh Organics and find out what we need to do now to get fresh vegetables all season long next summer.
While you're doing that, I'll call Funky Feathers Fancy Poultry Farm and see if we can raise chickens in the Bay. If not, I could at least order us a couple of cool T-shirts or something.
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 8-10-12

 

Surf or swim?
Hey, the eighth Shop Local Delmarva Day is coming up. We can surf the web to support our locally owned and operated businesses!
Eh, all this water messes up our internet connection. Wouldn't it be easier if we just swim to all the businesses?
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 9-07-12

 

Welcoming Sand N Stones Delaware & Nature Shoppe to the family of locally owned and operated businesses.
Let's say "Hi" to Sand N Stones Delaware & Nature Shoppe. They make jewelry and other nice gifts out of neat things they find on the beach!
Oh man! Do you know any local tattoo artists? I'll tattoo my shell with "Shop Local Delmarva". Next spring, after I shed it for a bigger one, maybe they'll make a brooch out of it!
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 9-27-12

 

Welcoming Delmarva Popcorn & Nut Company LLC to the family of locally owned and operated businesses.
Break out the beer and sodas and let's welcome Delmarva Popcorn & Nut Company LLC!
I hear they have Carmel Old Bay popcorn. People do know that Old Bay tastes better on the back of a popped kernel of corn than it does on our backs, right?
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 9-27-12

 

Welcoming Great Graphics to the family of locally owned and operated businesses.
Hey, let's give a big howdy to Great Graphics! They'll put your business logo or whatever you want on T-shirts, backpacks, mugs or just about anything.
Stand up straight and suck that gut in. Maybe we can get our pics on a bunch of things and become famous on Delmarva...maybe the world!
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 9-27-12

 

Welcoming Marsha's Co. to the family of locally owned and operated businesses.
We need to go to Marsha's Co. and say, "Hi." She's a local artist with her own line of clothing and accessories.
Do you think she'll fit me with one of her Trim Fleece comfort wear pieces that says, "Sleeping. Do not disturb." I'd like to get through one hibernation without some waterman waking me up.
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 9-27-12

 

Welcoming JEM Lumber & Building Supply, LLC to the family of locally owned and operated businesses.
Let's welcome JEM Lumber & Building Supply, LLC. They got lumber and everything you need to remodel your home or build something.
We gotta go there. They could help us build a contraption that, as a person slowly pulls us up as we dine on the chicken they threw us, a pulley setup slowly lowers a net over them! What a hoot!
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 9-27-12

 

Welcoming Law Office of Walter Gunby to the family of loccally owned and operated businesses
Let's welcome Law Office of Walter Gunby. Now, remember, he's a lawyer so whatever you do, don't shake his hand unless you got your rubberband on.
Trust me, dude. This guy tangles with the IRS and he doesn't even have claws for defense. This is a guy I want on my side!
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 9-27-12

 

Jan. 12th - Our eleventh Shop Local Delmarva Day!
Hey, next weekend is Shop Local Delmarva Day. We should start heading out to get there in time.
You think they'll line the beaches with heat lamps for us? I'm going to miss this warm, Florida sunshine!
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 1-04-13

 

Welcoming Jem-Mor Florist, Inc to the family of locally owned and operated businesses.
Let's welcome Jem-Mor Florists. They deliver flowers anywhere with just one phone call!
Kewl! My bed of sea grass could use some color and fragrance. Heck, the whole Bay could use some color. Let's give 'em a call!
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 3-09-13

 

Welcoming Candra's Secret to the family of locally owned and operated businesses.
Hey, stand tall and give a big welcome to Candra's Secret. They specialize in handmade jewlery.
And her jewlery is light as air! We gotta get some. Light as air jewlery should make swimming around a lot easier for us!
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 3-09-13

 

Welcoming ATL Bistro and Bar to the family of locally owned and operated businesses.
Let's welcome ATL Bistro and Bar to our family of locally owned and operated businesses. They got good food and live entertainment!
Man, look at their menu! There's more than just chicken. I say let's go, enjoy a good locally prodced wine with a good meal, and do the blue crab cha-cha all night long!
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 6-06-13

 

Welcoming Perennial Roots Farm to the family of locally owned and opeerated businesses.
Dig your claws in the sand and let's welcome Perennial Roots Farm to the family of locally owned and operated businesses!
Dig my claws in the sand heck! They've got HERITAGE breeds of chickens and duck, best there is and I'm hungry! I'll leave the fruits and veggies for everyone else.
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 7-31-13

 

Welcoming The Good Ole Days to the family of locally owned and operated businesses.
Hey, stand tall and wave a friendly welcome to The Good Ole Days. They've joined the family of locally owned and operated businesses!
They got it all - handmade aprons, oven mitts, napkins, pillow cases...you think they could custom make a cooking outfit that highlights my beautiful blue claws?
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 8-28-13

 

Welcoming Ladybug Pest Management, Inc. to the family of locally owned and operated businesses.
Hey, we're at it again. Ladybug Pest Management, Inc. needs a big, hearty welcome to the family of locally owned and operated busines!
Hearty welcome, heck! I'm calling 'em up and see if they can get rid of these pests from the other side of the Bay who insist on feeding me chicken from Lord knows where.
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 8-29-13

 

Welcoming Value Furniture to the family of locally owned and operated businesses.
They're keeping us busy! Buckle up; we're welcoming Value Furniture to the family of locally owned and operated businesses, but we got two locations to visit!
I'm tired of foraging around the sea grasses to eat. I want a nice, formal dining area that fits with the sea grass decor. They'll deliver to us, not just the land dwellers, right?
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 9-04-13

 

Welcoming Westside Car Wash to the family of locally owned and operated businesses.
Hey, perk up! We're welcoming Westside Car Wash to the family of locally owned and operated businesses! They'll keep your car looking like new.
I wonder if they'll wash, wax, and buff me up. The salts kinda dulled the blue in my claws and I need them to bring that color out so that I look my best for the ladies!
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 11-16-13

 

Welcoming Denton Pharmacy to the family of locally owned and operated businesses
Buck up my crusty crustacean. Let's welcome Denton pharmacy to the family of locally owned and operated businesses!
Crusty crustacean? Maybe they have something to smooth me out. C'mon, let's go! I don't want to get crustier!
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 12-11-13

 

Welcoming Denton Pharmacy to the family of locally owned and operated businesses.
Buck up my crusty crustacean. Let's welcome Denton Pharmacy to the family of locally owned and operated businesses!
Crusty custacean? Let's go. Maybe they have something to smooth out my custiness. C'mon! Time's a-wastin'!
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 12-11-13

 

Welcoming Ridgely Pharmacy & Ice Cream Parlor to the family of locally owned and operated businesses.
Let's not relax yet, my barnacled buddy. Let's give a huge welcome to Ridgely Pharmacy and Ice Cream Parlor to the family of locally owned and operated businesses!
Awesome! I got this prescription to cure my barnacles and what better way to take medicine than with a big, huge bowl of ice cream! I heard they have Hershey's...my favorite!
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 12-11-13

 

Welcoming Sub Runners to the family of locally owned and operated businesses.
Ok, my salty soulmate. Let's welcome Sub Runners to the family of locally owned and operated businesses!
Sub Runners? Awesome! I'll order their 30-piece wings delivered to Bishopshead. Please send the driver driving the coolest sub!
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 12-11-13

 

Welcoming Mallet's Property Maintenance to the family of locally owned and operated businesses.
Perk up there, my mellow mate, and let's welcome Mallet's Property Management to the family of locally owned and operated businesses!
Mellow mate?...that gives me an idea. Let's call them up and see if they'll clean up our bed of Bay grasses and transform it into an English garden. We'll be the talk of the Bay!
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 12-19-13

 

Welcoming Accurate Car Care to the family of locally owned and operated businesses.
We're being called on again, my arachanoidal amigo. Let's welcome Accurate Car Care to the family of locally owned and operated businesses!
Kewl! I got a job for them. I bought a car that ran fine until I got it home underneath the Bay Bridge. Now it won't even start. If they can't fix it, no one can!
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 12-24-13

 

Shop Local Delmarva!
I think we're being called out of retirement to get everyone to shop local.
Yeah, Shop Local Delmarva! I just hope I'm not sent to that hardware store. I don't know if that bull dog is trying to eat me up or slurp me up.
by ShopLocalDelmarva, 12-05-17

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