All comics by Skabby_Firefly

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-05-02

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-05-02
I went to the mall today.
No you didn't your a snow man!
I went swimming with my lady today.
No you didn't your a snowman!
Your not wearing any pants.
Damn you snowman!

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-05-02

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-05-02
my nameis pants, like underewear!!
I have a beard and am called Spigot!
you look like a homosexual!
you look like an alien!
let's fuck!

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-05-02
so yous saying we gots to get dem bastards outta that hole?
kickass yeah! now lets go do it and have sex along the way

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-05-02
I'm a rocker, I rock out!
I'm a flasher, I get my cock out!

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-05-02
help, fire!
I can't help you, I'm a police man!
but I'm burning!
I can't help you, I'm a POLICE MAN!
aarrrggghh!!
I'm really a fireman!

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-05-02
Im a cowboy
shut up you look like a fag

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-05-02
my name is spankling, spank me!
no, I don't want to spank you!
please spank me please
I am a bird with no hands so I can't spank you anyway
but I just want to be spanked
well I don't want to spank you!

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-05-02
oh my god! it my exact double
Thats right! and the fact that im here means the world is going to fall apartr!!! including this plane we are in!!!
ah well, its the end of the world. captain assbang will make the best of his time left
but were in the middle of the street!
IN SPACE NOONE CAN HEAR YOU LAUGH!!! BUT WE ARE INSIDE A SHIP, SO DONT WORRY
Maybe this route out wasnt such a good idea

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-05-02
i
so
am
are
drunk
you

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-05-02
want to get a pizza?
no thank you I have to conquer france!
but I'm hungry!
sorry, why don't you just get one yourself!
there's no point in living!

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-05-02
why are you ignoring me? did I do something wrong?
was it because I went to John's at New Year even though I said I was going to meet you!
you don't love me!

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-05-02
Apple
Banana
Carrot
Dog
Egg
Freckles

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-05-02
Apple
Banana
Carrot
Dog
Egg
Freckles

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-05-02
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
ring ring

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-05-02
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
ring ring ring
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
ring ring

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-05-02
I love being a police man, I get to drive around and look at people!
I can do whatever I want, because I'm the police!
get out of the way moron!
brrrooom broom!

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-06-02
I WILL DESTROY YOU!!
no Metagion, spare me, I have powers to offer you!
tell me more about these powers!
well, first I do this then...
ha ha ha

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-06-02
I'm Jrnymate and I suck balls!
suck my balls then
I'm playing hard to get chase me chase me
why are you such a dick?
sorry I'll suck your balls now!
thank you

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-07-02

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-07-02

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-07-02

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-07-02

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-07-02
There's a rocket in my pocket!
Would you care to stroke it?
I accept your constructive criticism and will have a new pick up line for future encounters.

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-09-02
Envy the sea captain for only he knows the true meaning of love.
Truer words have never been spoken Mr. Easter Bunny.
Fool!
I paid my dues man I was in Nam.

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-15-02

 

by Skabby_Firefly
1-16-02
So I says "So your the new president?"
Ha, ha!
That was so pointless. You better pleasure me orally now!

 

by Skabby_Firefly
6-17-02
w
a
n
k
e
r

 

by Skabby_Firefly
7-08-02
GLADOR hate fire!
I love you.
GLADOR could never stay mad at you!

 

by Skabby_Firefly
8-03-02
So, your mom just packed her stuff and left?
yup, she told dad that if he didn't give up the drinking, she'd NEVER come back!
Dude, that sucks.
Yeah, it means I'm going to have to stay home from school and look after my little brother and sister.
That's not too bad, your brother's hot!
Dude, that's sick!

 

by Skabby_Firefly
8-04-02

 

by Skabby_Firefly
8-05-02
dirtclod
jackass
dirtclod
jackass
Who's Jack Kass?
I imagine he's some relation of Hugh Jass!

 

by Skabby_Firefly
11-09-02
Many years later:
Hey honey, I'm home.
About freakin' time, I feel like I haven't seen you in about a week, I'd be surprised if the kids even recognised you these days.
Don't start on me again, I've had a hard day, that Newman account was very important and now I just want to have my dinner and a drink.
Oh yes, "dinner", I guess it's up to me to lay our some food for you eh? Even though I have NO IDEA what time you're going to show your face, don't you ever think of PHONING?
You know, sometimes I wish I had just thrown MYSELF off of that building.
You know, sometimes I wish I had taken up that priest's offer of casual ass-love.

 

by Skabby_Firefly
12-06-02

 

by Skabby_Firefly
12-06-02
I'm pregnant!
You told me that couldn't happen!
Your gonna be a dad.
SCROE!

 

by Skabby_Firefly
3-09-03
How long do we have to sit here for man?
As long as it takes, as soon as he leaves the house, we make our move.
I'm beginning to think that we could have got a more inconspicous car for a stake-out.

 

by Skabby_Firefly
3-09-03
What the fuck's going on, you idiot!?
Doctor Moose, you're under arrest for...
What the fuck's going on, you idiot!?
Doctor Moose, you're under arrest for...
What the fuck's going on, you idiot!?
Doctor Moose, you're under arrest for...

 

by Skabby_Firefly
3-09-03
What the fuck!?
Dude, I'm you from the future, you need to save that old lady. If she goes down for your crimes, her children will hunt you down and slaughter you.
Wow.

 

by Skabby_Firefly
3-09-03
REPENT! REPENT! IT IS THE APOCALYPSE!
No it isn't, it's just a bad hangover.
So much death and destruction, how can you remain so calm?
Because I know I could change it back if I wanted.
Wow, that's amazing.
You're telling me.

 

by Skabby_Firefly
9-24-03
It is with great honour that I take on the duty to be your President, I promise to be a fair leader, to love and to hold in sickness and in health...
I remember how this ends.

 

by Skabby_Firefly
7-25-04
You have a fish coming out of your head. But I do not have a fish coming out of my head.
You as well have a fish coming out of your head. What if we are caught for sport?
Well, I ... HEY! My forehead and hip! I'm turning into a bunch of fish!
Uh oh, me too.
Boy oh boy, what a catch! What are you going to do with your bunch of fish?
Let's slowly incinerate them one at a time, and savor each agonized squeal!

 

by Skabby_Firefly
12-19-05
I know its short notice doctor, but I've been experiencing some discomfort. Do you think you could take a look?
That won't be a problem. Why don't you follow me into my office nurse Beefcurtains and we can see what the problem appears to be.
So what do you think it is?
Ovulation.

 

by Skabby_Firefly
12-19-05
...and finally, a local doctor is using a unique new method this Christmas to sort his Children's Ward into "naughty" and "nice".
It's part of his new initiative to encourage kids to carry donor cards. If they sign up for organ donation, they get a special treat.
Hey, kids, do you like the smell of car exhausts?

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