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by Smackey
7-11-03
I HATE MY MOM!
Why?
She caught me thwacking it and told me I can't play computer games anymore.
That sux, what game were you playing anyway?
Doom.... ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK!
For the Sake of your humanity, I'm not gonna let you borrow Silent Hill.

 

by Smackey
7-11-03
Hey Baby, Jump on my Low Rida and lets Rotate these Tires.
Does this kid think hes Black or something?
Let me pull up to that bumpa and SMACK DAT MONKEY!
I'm sick of these white people who think they are black!
So hunny, what be your name?
NOT HUH FOO. You can't handle this BOOTAY, YOU AINT REDAY FO DIS JELLAY. Get outta my Grill befo' I call up ma baby daddy.

 

by Smackey
7-11-03
At a Children's Festival..
Hey Kids, I gotta joke for ya.
What do you call a lump of dust that you don't need?
YOUR PARENTS... SO KILL THEM IN THEIR SLEEP.

 

by Smackey
7-11-03
Hey.. its a stupid rabbit.
You dumb clown, Im a squirrel.
OMG, IT SPEAKS.
Welcome to Weeks Ago.. the city that just found out something that everyone else already knew about.... Population: You.
Elvis the Clown leaves the desert into the city nearby.
Well since I'm in Weeks Ago, I should venture around more of this city.
Welcome to Weeks Ago. The 1st rule about Weeks Ago, DO NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT Weeks Ago. The 2nd rule of Weeks Ago, DO NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT Weeks Ago.

 

by Smackey
7-11-03
IM OUTTA HERE SUCKA.
With Shaniqua gone, I'm gonna have to find some mo' hoes.
Yo mah pretty ladie, wanna be my hoe?
Hell no, my 18 boyfriends support me. IM NOT A HOE.
I WANNA BE A HOE!!!!
Damn and I thought 'All Asian girls are pretty', but goddamn you must be the ugliest thing I have ever seen. YOU SURE YOUR NOT A MAN?

 

by Smackey
7-12-03
For Christ Sakes, PUT ON SOME PANTS!
Look whos talking!
Well I'm Leaving.. TOOTLES.
Like OH MY GOD HIS LEGS WERE SO SEXY
I SHOULDA SAID SOMETHING TO HIM!
Well.. As long as you know that Jesus loves you, everything will be fine. I, also, Love you.

 

by Smackey
9-09-03
Some typical person in some typical room clicks the comic.
Smackey makes a triumphant return...
Wow... this comic fucking sucks. And I don't even know who this guy is. Hmm.. maybe I should check out his other Comics.

 

by Smackey
9-09-03
That same typical person in some typical room clicks another Comic by Smackey
Welcome to Weeks Ago...
I dont get it... wheres the Punchline???? heh heh That guy looks like Brad Pitt.. heh heh didn't he do that movie Fight Club..?Hrmmm.. uuuhhhh.. I think this comic sucks.
That same typical person in some typical room clicks another Comic by Smackey
Who said "Opposites Attract"
I don't get it... there is Irony, Comedy, Depression, Hypocritness(sp), Agitation, Stupidity, Fallacy, Steriotyping and Misspelling all in the same comic. I give it an F.
The actual Author 'Smackey' finds the typical person.
Listen you smelly abomination of a man. Cut your hair and stop critizing other peoples comics, unless you got comics of your own. By the way, your little cousin just gave me her number.
Uh Uh... Uh... well.. uh... When im done immersing myself in a bath of my own hair that has shed. I'll think of a comeback.. so now im just gonna leave and be a coward.

 

by Smackey
9-10-03
I'm going to make a series about the stupid stuff that happens between 7am and 5pm... I don't have enough room to list everything, so I'll try to get the best ones.
The bus drives by... and I just walked out.
NOOO... STOP.. fuck off son of a bitch. Shit... Mom.. Can you bring me to school today?
At McDonalds after shcool.
So you want a Number 7??(Crispy Chicken Meal btw), with extra lettuice, no tomatoes.. you want that supersized???
Are you serious??? Your joking right??? I want Grilled Chicken Meal no lettuice, extra tomatoes, and another brain for me to give to you.

 

by Smackey
9-10-03
Come to me bull... I dare ya... I DARE YA!
Ok... does this guy lack a brain?
ROAR I AM... err... I AM... uhhh... MR NAIL FUNGUS...er.. DUDE!.. Ya... AND I ATE YOUR BULL MUHAHHAHA *COUGH* *COUGH*
Its official... this movie can't get any worse.
Im gonna go haunt some former enemy roaches that I had back in the day.
Ok... I lied... it did get worse. Not only is this scene stupid, but they just skipped a possible action scene just to show some stupid ghost haunting roaches... I envy blind people.

 

by Smackey
9-10-03
That really is the actual Spanish Translation... really it is.
STOP DOING CIGGERETTES THEY ARE THE SPAWN OF SATAN.
PARE EL HACER DE CIGGERETTES QUE ÉL ES LA FREZA DE SATAN.
SHUT UP IDIOTS... NO ONE CARES!!!!
GIVE IT UP... NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!!!!
Then.. some big breasted black woman walks by....
Smoking is bad for your health. Every time you smoke a ciggerette, a ciggerette dies. Are you willing to murder??
I'm willing to murder you if you dont shut the fuck up... i'm trying to sleep.

 

by Smackey
9-26-03
I didn't know what to fill the first 2 comics with so I jsut put in some chars you probably never seen.
Hi... I'm bear.. You haven't seen before have you?
Hi.. im diablo1-2... you haven't seen me either.
Hi kids... who cares about my name.. I garuntee you've never seen me before.
Hi im bug1-1... Please don't step on my sad existence.
Hi.. I'm Captain Faggot..... SET SAIL FOR DICK MATEYS!
Yaaar?

 

by Smackey
9-26-03
Here here mateys... whar direction shall we go for Booty?
Yaaar... I say we go the East.
You bitch... I saw we go West!
Ye know... we could just go North???
Heh Heh... Maybe I should go down South on this Bootay!
GET ME OUT OF HERE! Never do I smoke that stuff again.

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