All comics by SmashingNirvana

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by SmashingNirvana
3-30-03
You're ugly.
Then why are you wearing a shirt with my face on it?
Because you're damn ugly.
He's cute.
I'm sorry.

 

by SmashingNirvana
3-30-03
Rainbow sprinkles just don't taste as good as they did during the 90's
I'M A GUNNA FUCKING BASH A YOUR HAIR!
What a cute sicilian accent he has. But still, I wish I had breasts.
I'M A GUNNA FUCKING BASH A DA BOTTLE!
I wonder if he likes 'GREAT WHITE' too.
I'M A GUNNA FUCKING BASH A YOUR EAR!

 

by SmashingNirvana
3-31-03
I think they're waiting for us to do something.
Yeah...lolzalot.

 

by SmashingNirvana
3-31-03
1987.
Hi Brett, wait till the show tonight dude, I need to practicing some narly covers and buy those matching leather pants and water bottle.
Hey Kurt. You're the awesomest pseudo-gay hair rocker around. Can I smell your purple shirt?
That night.
...CAUSE I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF AND I'M HUNTING AFTER YOU!
In 5 years, this may seem gay.
1992.
Fuck you
Hey Kurt, guess which hand is touching my nut.

 

by SmashingNirvana
4-02-03
I'M SO SICK OF WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO LET YOU OUT! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!
Yesssssss?
NO, NOT YOU! JUST STOP SHITTING ON THE FLOOR! GOD DAMNIT!!
Yesssssss?
UGH! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! I HATE YOU, RETARD!!
teardrop

 

by SmashingNirvana
4-04-03
Hey. What do you call a black man with 6 teeth?
HeHe. I don't know Jed. What?
A nigger.
Fuck.

 

by SmashingNirvana
4-04-03
Thank you for coming to help me write my sermon for tomorrow Jeffery.
No problem father. Anything for God.
Suddenly Jodeci creeps from the radio.
Say Jeffery, how would you like to assure your place in heaven?
Wowee father. That sounds swell.
Touch my peepee.

 

by SmashingNirvana
5-08-03
Question: Which family members are most generally associated with death?
Hi Dick. This one's easy...Grandparents!
Let's seeeeeee GRANDPARENTS! YES! That's the number one answer.
Hey Dick. I'm gunna sayyyyyy..........Children! Gimme back my shoes damnit.
HeHe...No. Aren't you precious. 3 of my kids are Asian.
The audience responds.
Let's seeeeeee CHILDREN! Yes, That's the #3 answer on the board.
::clap clap clap:: ::WOOHOO! My son was killed last year!:: ::Mine too!::

 

by SmashingNirvana
6-08-03
you like greta?
nah
lol
lol

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