The Hammer From Hell! (WORSHIP IT!!!) by Stealwull12-04-01 Damn you and your mother fucking, "Craftsman is the best fucking tool to goddamn use!" HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE ME!!! Hmmmm... Sorry. NO! NO DICE! NOOOO! So I says to him, "HEY! That's my nose!" Hahah I...Hate...My...Life...
The Hammer From Hell Strikes Back by Stealwull12-04-01 I bring you this hammer, great one! Right-O just put it over there, by the rest of them. Tell me, what is the meaning of life? ...Fine... The meaning of life is... Second fucking time this week, AND BY GODDAMN JESUS! Ooooh! Now we can get some anal probing done.
The Return of the Hammer by Stealwull12-04-01 This fucking hammer. It's ruined my so-called life. I'm fire! I guess I have to end it! Still fire. GASP! WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?! I'll just jump into that convenient suicide fire. I'm fire that is glad to be of service, sir!
INTERLUDE 1 by Stealwull12-04-01 And now, a humorous interlude. Well, I just flew in from Chicago... And, boy are my wings tired. I-I'm not kidding. They're fucking sore.
Suicide Note by Stealwull12-04-01 Back to the show. Hurry up, damn it. How do you spell, insignificant? FUCK THE NOTE! JUMP IN! Well if you're gonna be that way... ARRGH!
THE END! (OR IS IT JUST THE BEGINNING?) by Stealwull12-04-01 All right I'll jump in now. YAY! READY OR NOT! HERE I COME!
EVIL DEMON! by Stealwull12-04-01 Wee! AHHH! IT'S YOU!! Damn Straight! I AM THE DARK LORD... Satain? Yes, Satain...Like the cloth.
Apology by Stealwull12-04-01 Greetings! I am Stealwull, the almighty creator! I just wanted to say that on the last comic the devil in the second panel should end his sentence with "Satain." I know that this is too confusing for your fucked up minds to understand. DAMN STRAIGHT, MOTHER FUGGA!
A flashback (Dedicated to Burningman) by Stealwull12-05-01 Foreign Object is going to fix his computer, so he can be 1337. Oh, dear... It seems he's not very good at all this "technical stuff."
Marriage by Stealwull12-05-01 Our love is like a rose. I am thorny. Do you like my sonnet, love? I was thinking that we should get married. All I have to say is... YES!!
Shall I compare the to a epidemic of AIDS? by Stealwull12-05-01 LOVE!! I'll just have to end my life!...Again! Oh my back! There you are. Here I am! Yessir!
Adultery is Afoot! by Stealwull12-05-01 YAY! I was making stru-Love?! Where are you? He checked out. Kiss me, handsome! Oh, Mr.Fizzlez!! Oh...baby....