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by Stealwull
12-04-01
Damn you and your mother fucking, "Craftsman is the best fucking tool to goddamn use!"
HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE ME!!!
Hmmmm... Sorry.
NO! NO DICE! NOOOO!
So I says to him, "HEY! That's my nose!" Hahah
I...Hate...My...Life...

 

by Stealwull
12-04-01
I bring you this hammer, great one!
Right-O just put it over there, by the rest of them.
Tell me, what is the meaning of life?
...Fine... The meaning of life is...
Second fucking time this week, AND BY GODDAMN JESUS!
Ooooh! Now we can get some anal probing done.

 

by Stealwull
12-04-01
This fucking hammer. It's ruined my so-called life.
I'm fire!
I guess I have to end it!
Still fire.
GASP! WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?!
I'll just jump into that convenient suicide fire.
I'm fire that is glad to be of service, sir!

 

by Stealwull
12-04-01
And now, a humorous interlude.
Well, I just flew in from Chicago...
And, boy are my wings tired.
I-I'm not kidding. They're fucking sore.

 

by Stealwull
12-04-01
Back to the show.
Hurry up, damn it.
How do you spell, insignificant?
FUCK THE NOTE! JUMP IN!
Well if you're gonna be that way...
ARRGH!

 

by Stealwull
12-04-01
All right I'll jump in now.
YAY!
READY OR NOT! HERE I COME!

 

by Stealwull
12-04-01
Wee!
AHHH! IT'S YOU!!
Damn Straight! I AM THE DARK LORD...
Satain?
Yes, Satain...Like the cloth.

 

by Stealwull
12-04-01
Greetings! I am Stealwull, the almighty creator!
I just wanted to say that on the last comic the devil in the second panel should end his sentence with "Satain."
I know that this is too confusing for your fucked up minds to understand.
DAMN STRAIGHT, MOTHER FUGGA!

 

by Stealwull
12-05-01
Foreign Object is going to fix his computer, so he can be 1337.
Oh, dear...
It seems he's not very good at all this "technical stuff."

 

by Stealwull
12-05-01
Our love is like a rose. I am thorny.
Do you like my sonnet, love?
I was thinking that we should get married.
All I have to say is...
YES!!

 

by Stealwull
12-05-01
LOVE!!
I'll just have to end my life!...Again!
Oh my back!
There you are.
Here I am! Yessir!

 

by Stealwull
12-05-01
YAY!
I was making stru-Love?! Where are you?
He checked out. Kiss me, handsome!
Oh, Mr.Fizzlez!!
Oh...baby....

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