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... And Thats how I spent my summer vaction.
Thank you Tod for your... interesting report.
What are you doing?
Mrs. Austin said she didn't like my report because it involve dinosars fighting ninjas.
So, what was your grade?
An A.

 

"Dear Tod, You shall meet me in the basement on Tuesday afternoon. From, ... P.S. bring lots of coffie.
Tuesday afternoon in the basement.
Did you bring the coffie?
Nope. I'm not aloud to handle coffie. Plus I don't talk to strangers.
I'm grim reaper, I can't be strange. (Starts crying)
There, There. It's okay. (reading lines)

 

Yessss! I beat everyone's high score! With my robotic awsomeness, I can beat everything.
Um... excuse me but.. may I try?
Sure! It's not like you can beat me. Or anyone else for that matter.
After ten hours of blasting aliens on the hardest level of difficulty without getting shot once.
Actually now I beat your score by 999,999,999,999,999,999.

 

Wow you sure are a jolly snowman. You're good enough to be Frosty the Snowman.
Why does everyone say that?

 

Wow! You are a jolly snowman. You're good enough to be Frosty the Snowman
Why does everyone say that?

 

Tod, what are you doing?
Trying to buid a fence.
So... Why are you hammering a nail in you're head?
I missed.
The fence is already built.
Then I'm finished, before I even started!

 

So do you like the ride so far?
Are we almost there?
I have no idea. Plus there are some police behind us because I don't have a driver's lisence.
Um... Are you saying you don't have a driver's lisence?
Yup. That's why I have no idea were we are, and that's also why we're about to crash into those other cars up ahead.
Quick! Drive to the police!

 

You know when it comes to scary movies everyone can tell its fake when the graphics are this bad.
It can still be very freaky though. You never know when Aghhhhhhh!!!
Holy crud! Those zombies look like they're actually gonna break through the window. Although the movie is scary, it kinda sucks 'cause the you don't know who they're after.
Aghhhhhhh! Okay this is a scary movie.
Why did they run out like that, I mean it's not like this is gonna happen in real life.
You do know this is an actual play, they're using real zombies.

 

Okay this ones for you. " Lonley I'm so Lonley."
Sorry Bob, it's just business.
Now here's a real hit.

 

What are you doing?
Trying to find out what the heck Mollys doing in her room.
So you're spying?
Nope. I like to call it spying on Molly.
So why are you spying on Molly?
To get an A on a my biology test.

 

My new Nintendo DS is so awsome.
Well mine has the time, date, online acess, and you can play Xbox 360 games on it.

 

Dad, what are we gonna do when we get home?
Oh! That's an easy one. You're gonna clean your room.
Why did I have to ask?

 

Hey Jason This my girlfriend Molly.
Really? She looks older than you.
Exactly.

 

What are you lookin' at Punk?
by Stickfigureguy01, 1-13-08

 

Hey! You run the school newspaper right?
Yup!
It sucks.

 

Yo! What's up?
The sky.
You know, people like you make me sick.
Well, don't barf on my new shoes.

 

I can't believe you're at the beach with my family.
Well, I am.
(Sob)
Cheer up. This is the first time we've been to the beach together. Let's go surf boarding.
Cheer up? Cheer up? How can I cheer up when my girlfriend is half naked?
So are you.

 

HEY ZACK!
What the heck are you yelling for?
I just got a new Xbox 360 Elite.
So, that'll be, like you're eighth one?

 

Hey Zack!
What?
Guess who I'm going to the prom with.
WHAT?!! YOU'RE GOING TO THE FREAKIN' PROM WITH ANOTHER DUDE WHEN YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND?!! WHAT THE HECK?!!
I meant with you.
I'm such an idiot.

 

Okay, how can you get that much money?
Cheats.
There are'nt any cheats for Warcraft.
Yes there is.
The way I play it.

 

Holy Crud!! What the heck are you doing in my room?!
Why are'nt you dressed? It's 1:00 pm. And why is you're swimsuit the same color as your boxers?
How do you know what color my swimsuit is?
We went to the beach together.
You remember that?!

 

Hey Molly, I think we should have a party to celebrate that deed to Microsoft.
Yeah we should. You do know though, that the deed expires in a few days.
Well we better get started. You should buy the snacks and stuff. I'll buy the decorations.
Sounds good to me. Just try not to get procrastinated and get stuck in the arcade again.
I'll try not to.

 

A Christmas tree? You bought a Christmas tree?
Yeah it was on sale for one hundred bucks. I thought I should buy it. And since Christmas was twelve days away, I thought It would be a good idea.
TWELVE MONTHS AWAY!
Well why are you so mad? I bought you somthing to.
What'd you get me?
Money to pay for the shipping company.

 

So are you ready for the party?
Yeah. Um, who did you invite?
A lot of people.
Uh... How much is... a lot?
My Dad, my brother, John, Ed, Bill, that Hippie dude, Sam, David, ten different clowns, a few Nuns, that freaky dude with the goalie mask, Sarah, and 900 more people.
Wow...

 

Yo Ed! Glad you could make it!
Well... You know, it's not that bad of a party anyway. Although, I don't know what the Christmas tree is about though.
What the h*ll?!
Crap! What the heck is this?!
Yo Zack, what in the crap is going on?!

 

Holy! Good the freakin' lights are back on.
What. Did you wet yourself? ^laughs^
Um... Let's keep that to ourselves.
Holy freakin' crap.

 

You will make sure it doesn't happen again.
I'm the boss of you!
Oh, um, just tacking up some flyers here.
I'm the boss of you!
Why don't you just shut up.
I'm still the boss of you!

 

Holy Sh*t!
What?
You're so freakin' hot!
Are you hitting on my girl? B*tch
Um... no.

 

Would you like to buy a watch, baseball cards, or doctors notes?
No thanks. I don't have money on me.
I've got Xbox 360 Elites.
I'll take four!

 

Who the heck are you?
I'm the Godmother.
Why?
Beacause, you're an idiot! So shut up!!
So were you like in that Cinderella movie?
No!!! I was in The Godmother. Da Da Da!

 

So... You're like famous?
Yes... Um... I guess I am.
Why did'nt those idiots pay me?! I should be rich!
Um... Are you done?
Aghhh!!! Shut the heck up you idiot! I sould be rich, and I sould be famous! People should praise me! Why are'nt you praising me?!

 

Um... Because, I have'nt seen "The Godmother".
I don't freakin' care!! Goodbye!!!
Take that!
OW! That hurt! What the heck are you doing?!
Wha... It shold've killed you! Um... Do you feel a draft?

 

Hey, don't be so hard on yourself. At least It fried my brain.
(Sigh) I think I'm gonna retire.
by Stickfigureguy01, 1-14-08

 

Hey, I know! Let's go to the arcade!
Yeah! This party sucks. Let's go!
Hey, I think the party is pretty sweet.

 

NOT AGAIN!!!!
Yeah... THIS PARTY SUCKS!
YEAH, WE'RE LEAVIN'!!
OW! That's not the door you idiot!!
Get out of my way!!!
Shut up!!!

 

Um... This party was really suckish.
I don't think you were the only one who thought that.
Aghhhh!!! You really need to pay the electric bill Molly.
I don't even live here.
Great! Then let's run to the arcade!!
Wait!! Um... That's not the door.

 

Hi Ed.
Oh, hey Ed.
Um... Why are the lights off?
No Wait!
So... What did you do?!

 

But you can't go to the arcade.
Why not?
Because... Um... I'm not going.
Oh. That's a good reason.

 

So now what do we do?
Um... We should clean up the mess.
There's no mess.
Yeah. (Sigh)
Okay... Now that's creepy.
I've come back... With revenge!

 

For what?
You poisoned me with your sucking party.

 

Hey John!
Yeah Hey! I've got a question to ask you.
What?
How come every comic strip of Ed's day off we do, we always do it in the same place?
'Cause the idiot writer always chooses to do it here. It gets really annoying. I hate just as much as you do.
Trust me, you don't know how much I hate it.

 

Hey Zack!! Open the dang door!
What do you want?
Holy crud!! Naked!!!
What was his problem? Weirdo.

 

Uh... David... Why are you in wheelchair?
Oh I stole this off that dude in the Trenchcoat.
Hey!! He owes me $2000 for my four Xbox 360 Elites I bought from him.
Yeah, that's why I stole this.
Well... Uh... Wanna go play some video games on my new Xbox 360 Elite?
Sure!

 

Can I play?
Nope I finally got Halo 3, so I'm playing it.
I'll play now.
Ed!!
What? Hey! Why are you playing my Xbox 360?!
Oh, nevermind. You can leave now. He ran away like a little girl.

 

Ealier today, a docter was killed while performing a tragic surgry. The man died due to loss of stomach acid.
He worked at the hospital as a concierge. Though we don't yet know why he was performing the surgry.
I'm still alive idiot!
In other news Armageddon strikes as robots attack Boston. No one but me, survived.
You are an idiot. I'm just a guy in a robot costume, and this is a movie!

 

Hi Ed.
Oh... Hi Zack. What the heck are you doing in my house?
Oh I just thoght that if I came over, you'd beg me to play Warcraft 3 with you.
Why the heck would I do that?
'cause if you don't I'll play Bioshock on your Xbox 360.
Please, please, please will you play Warcraft 3 with me?

 

All right! I finally got the highscore!
Um... Ed, what are you doing?
Oh, just playing the best game ever!
What game is that?
Attack of the Eds'!

 

Whoa! Look at that!
I see it! That's the best picture I ever saw! Who 's the artist?
Um... Ed Aloc.
What dork has a last name that's Cola spelt backwards?
I have no idea...

 

Hi Kcaz!
Hi Yllom!
Hey Ed, what is Yllom spelt backwards?
I don't know. I think it's like Molly or something.
Molly? You're talking to my girlfriend? Move over you idiot!

 

You shold be more careful. You almost stepped on me!
Holy crap! A talking mouse!
Yes I am. I'm a talking mouse.
You shold be more careful. I almost stepped on you.

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