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by SunnySkeptic
1-21-09
Sunny Skeptic, I heard you have no morals.
I heard you took The Great Amputee Challenge...
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How did you know???

 

by SunnySkeptic
1-21-09
A priest and an altar boy walk into the back storage room...
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Wow, tough crowd, tough crowd!

 

by SunnySkeptic
1-25-09
People just don't care about me anymore!
No! What can we do???
We can start showing them my awesome god powers.
By doing what, exactly?
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Popping up on toast or something similar...
That'll show 'em! You're the Holy Toast!

 

by SunnySkeptic
1-25-09
I do a TON of things just out of spite!
Yeah, like what?
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Haven't you noticed that I have no nose???
Not goth enough, dude...

 

by SunnySkeptic
1-26-09
I got you something special for Valentine's Day.
What is it?
Going to the Minnesota Zoo to learn about animal sex.
HAVE animal sex or LEARN about animal sex? Either way, I'm in.
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That's why I love you.
You know it.

 

by SunnySkeptic
1-26-09
You are in NO way related to any kind of ape!
Lady, LOOK at me!
No, I'll never believe we went from goo to you by way of the zoo. We were created by God!
Do you understand ANYTHING about evolution?
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I understand it's a trick the devil played on us.
I'm outta here. There's no reasoning with these lunatics.

 

by SunnySkeptic
1-26-09
Sunny, I am the Prophet and have scientific proof of God's existence! Just give me your email address.
Okay, I'll bite. What's your proof.
Come closer, I'll whisper it to you.
Um, okay...
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God loves you.
Dammit, for the LAST time, that is NOT scientific proof!!!

 

by SunnySkeptic
1-26-09
So if I swallow sperm, am I swallowing little people???
No man, you're like, only swallowing little HALF people.
Oh no! All the poor little half people!
Woah, that was like, totally deep.
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Did I say that out loud?
Did I say that out loud?

 

by SunnySkeptic
1-27-09
I got dumped by my girlfriend, and everyone keeps saying "Hope you're hangin' in there!"
I was worrying about work the other day, and my coworker says "Don't get all hung up over it!"
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Wow, tough crowd, tough crowd!

 

by SunnySkeptic
1-27-09
Eeeeeeek!!!!!!!!!!! You're back?!?!
What?
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Great, now I need to call the exterminator again.

 

by SunnySkeptic
1-27-09
You know, not many people truly understand the life of the satanic goat.
They think it's all blood, glory, and glamour, but seriously, it's much more mundane than that.
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For instance, today I only ate one baby instead of two.... Not so different than you, see what I mean?

 

by SunnySkeptic
1-27-09
Vic:
I don't have any blogs in me...
I don't have any comics in me...
All I haves is two chocolate hearts in me!!!

 

by SunnySkeptic
1-27-09
How now, brown cow?
Um, obviously I'm a white and black cow.
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How now, white and black cow?

 

by SunnySkeptic
1-27-09
Pam:
So, I saw this bear coming at me. I grabbed my bike and held it over my head and said:
Yo Bear. Yo Bear.

 

by SunnySkeptic
1-27-09
Does anyone have a toilet collection device I can borrow?
Um...
I'll return it sterilized.
Wow, thanks for that.

 

by SunnySkeptic
1-27-09
We have a Buddhist saying: If you go into war and have no fear, the bullets will not hit you.
We have a robot saying: You're full of shit.

 

by SunnySkeptic
1-28-09
Sunny Skeptic, I heard you have no morals.
I heard that no one signed up for my Great Adoption Experiment, so you still don't have a mom or dad...
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Bitch.

 

by SunnySkeptic
4-22-09
Captain Religionut, here! I'm not a Christian, but I believe in the Bible!
Oh, THAT makes a lot of sense.
I think that we all need to learn how to work together towards a common goal.
And that would be?
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Spreading the word that Jesus Christ was the Anti-Christ.
Oh look, we're out of time...

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