All comics by SweetZombieJesus

 

by SweetZombieJesus
11-21-01
We join our intrepid, painfully unfunny hero's adventures, already in progress...
Hello, my name is Indie! I spend all my time online!
Indie, I am your wife! Please stop posting these retarded things on the intraweb and give me teh seXX0rs!
But honey, I am busy looking at the Atreyu pr0n!
That does it, I'm leaving you!
Mmmmm....shower attachments
Daddy, what are we going to do? Mommy left us!

 

by SweetZombieJesus
11-21-01
Hello little asian girl, I am a nasty troll! YUO = FAGOT!
OH GNOS!! A TROLL! HELP ME X-E MODS!
HAW HAW! I WILL DESTROY YOUR FORUM, MISTAR!
Hold it right there, pilgrim. My name's Montasque, and I'm a bringin you in. But first, the butt seXX0rs!
Monty, you're my hero! Fuck me in the shit!
No Miss Amanda, I gots to be moseying along. Besides, I love the cock, not the pussy.

 

by SweetZombieJesus
11-21-01
Go away Asher! You suck!
I am Asher! I em TEH RUINED! The X-E forum does not love me! Wherever will we go?
Look, it's Indie!
Young man, there's no need to feel down
HOORAY! The PK FORUM LOVES ME!
I smell a love connection! It's Mistar Berry!
Can I touch your booty hole?
Sure, if you read my DBZ fanfic!

 

by SweetZombieJesus
11-21-01
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
HATT BABY! HATT BABY!
WRONG FORUM, ASSCLOWN!
YUO ARE 1337 LIEK JEFFK!
Ah fuck this, let's go smoke some crack
ROCKIN!!!!

 

by SweetZombieJesus
11-21-01
Life is a joke. What a cruel world this is
You are sooo GOTH!
Yeah, I know.
Your pain makes me moist
What the fuck?
Come on, let's go smoke some cloves and dyke out

 

by SweetZombieJesus
11-21-01
This is just getting ridiculous
I know. He's not even trying anymore. What the fuck was that last comic supposed to be about?
This is really pathetic
I know. Jess is SUCH a fag
What do you think, Jesus?
I hate him. And I'm getting the fuck out of this strip.

 

by SweetZombieJesus
11-21-01
JESUS CHRIST! NOT AGAIN!
What the fuck is wrong with you? Why do you torment us so?
THIS IS HELL! WE'RE IN HELL!
JESUS, SAVE US FROM THIS MISERY!
Meanwhile, back at the creator's apartment
Seriously dude, cut this shit out. It's not funny. Don't make me shoot a lightning bolt up your ass or something
Ok, ok, Jesus, don't get so touchy

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