All comics by T-Moore

 

by T-Moore
9-19-01
Rob tries out some old material on this urban audience.
"...never turn your back on the RIPPAHHHHHH!!!..."
Hey buddy! Who's hole ya been rippin' on lately, dog?
Unfortunately, his homosexuality apparently isn't regarded as "hip".
Oh shit.
I'll tell you where you can stick that microphone, foo'!... No wait, you might like that...
Enter the clown of bad omen and this Hero's End.
I'm gonna fucking kill my tour manager
BOO!!!! BOOOOO, ya queer!!

 

by T-Moore
9-20-01
*frrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*
crap, thought I had that one under control
hmm... internal indicators sensing something very stiiiiiiiiinky...
... ehhh, I think it was that guy that just walked by.
heh yeah, sure it was.

 

by T-Moore
12-05-02
Somewhere on Earth...
Can I ask you a question?
Is the pope catholic?
Indeed, the Pope IS Catholic.
If a bear shits in the woods, um, and there's no one around to hear it... wait...
yes?
no wait, if a CATHOLIC bear, uhh, shits and there's no, oh wait, I mean....
hurry up, I have to take a crap.

 

by T-Moore
12-07-02
...So just remember what I said about taking the car out without permission. I've got eyes in the back of my head. Don't think I don't know what you're up to.
Sorry about that. You can come out now, he's gone.
Tight squeeze?
Ugh... rancid. Don't you ever clean under your bed?

 

by T-Moore
3-11-12
Umm, excuse me. Did you just drive through my house?
I'm British, you stupid bloke! What do I know about drivin' bleedin' automobiles??
Good point, I guess. But you ran over and killed my girlfriend. And that kinda... that kinda sucks.
Is that what that was? Kinda hard to tell with her head violently bouncin' over me car.
Come to think of it, that was pretty awesome.
Silver lining, lad! Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but I've gotta get to me ambulance-driving class.

 

by T-Moore
3-14-12
Hmm. Oh yes, that one's very nice...
Good evening. My name is Yolanda Shaniqua-Lateefah Jones, and I'm the curator of this exhibit. Can I... help you with anything?
Oh hey, man. It's my girlfriend's birthday and I need a cool present. I'll take the one behind me with the severed head.
Sorry, sir. That's a priceless piece by Johann Gutenheimen Funken-Krieger, and it's not for sale. May I suggest you take her out for a romantic evening.
Later that night...
Pick any game you want, babe. ANY game. It's on me tonight.
This is complete and utter crap. However, I choose Street Fighter II.

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