All comics by Tacos

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by Tacos
12-30-04
Hi everyone! I'm Chupa! And this is my sidekick retardboy!
EEEE! EEEE! EEEE!
Me and retardboy will be bringing you high quality entertainment for a while!
EEEE! EEEE! EEEE!
You can stop now, retardboy.
Oh okay.

 

by Tacos
12-30-04
Hey there baby! Hows about we go and exchange saliva.
What the fuck? I'm a guy!
Uh, I knew that.

 

by Tacos
12-30-04
I need a woman...
I need you to get the fuck out of my house.

 

by Tacos
12-30-04
Hey retardboy! What do you get when you cross a russian prostitute with a dancing bear?
EEEE! EEEE! OOOO! WA WA WA WA!
Come on! Guess!
AIEEEE!!! OOO! OOO! OOO!
Give up? Uh... retardboy?
*THUD*

 

by Tacos
12-30-04
Chupa goes to the hospital to check on retardboy.
Doctor! Is my friend alright?
Dude, this is a Burger King. You should probably try that hospital up the road.
Meh.

 

by Tacos
12-30-04
Doctor is my friend going to live?
Actually, he died a few hours ago.
Why are you smiling then?
I have something stuck up my ass.

 

by Tacos
12-31-04
Why is there something stuck up your ass?
Because I'm a country singer!
Oh, that explains everything then.

 

by Tacos
12-31-04
I'm just a love machine! And I won't work for nobody but you!
I won't work for nobody either unless they cough up 5 bucks.

 

by Tacos
12-31-04
Miss Opel, if I were to give you 5 bucks, what would you do to me?
*whisper whisper*
I can do that myself.

 

by Tacos
12-31-04
Oh no! I forgot my friend retardboy was killed!
No I wasn't.
Retardboy! You're alive! But the doctor said you were dead!
That was the janitor you were talking to.
Oh.
Oh.

 

by Tacos
12-31-04
What did you do this week, Chupa?
I shot small children with a high powered rifle.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

 

by Tacos
12-31-04
Hi Uncle Dogonball! Tell me a story!
I'm not your fucking uncle and I won't tell you a fucking story! Are you retarded or something?
Hi Uncle Dogonball! Tell me a story!

 

by Tacos
12-31-04
Hey retardboy!
Why do you call me retardboy? I'm smarter than you dipshit!
Dipshit?

 

by Tacos
12-31-04
Do you realize that there will never be another December 31st, 2004 ever again?
You dumbass! There's one next week!
Oh.

 

by Tacos
1-31-05
It's been a while since we've made a comic, retardboy!
Actually I've been making comics without you because your hideous face causes me to vomit.
Look what I can do!

 

by Tacos
1-31-05
Chupa goes clubbin!
Sup baby! Can I buy you a drink?
Sure!
Can we have sex now?
NO!!!

 

by Tacos
1-31-05
Wow, I sure do love my new house, retardboy!
YOUR house? What the fuck? I'm the one who puts in a 60 hour work week to suport the both of us! What the hell do you do all day to make money?
Well, up until now I thought jacking off was a paying job.

 

by Tacos
1-31-05
Chupa, if jacking off was a paying job you'd be a goddam millionaire!
Well I'm glad to see you agree.

 

by Tacos
1-31-05
Chupa, I'm goin to work. Try not to do anything stupid while I'm gone.
Don't worry retardboy! I'm not like that!
8 hours later...
Now i know what you're thinkin...

 

by Tacos
1-31-05
Retardboy! It's our 20th comic!
Somehow I thought there'd be more sex involved.

 

by Tacos
1-31-05
Howdy Ho Officer Durp!
How's it goin Chupa? Did you commit any crimes today?
You bet I did! I killed a bunch of orphans, then I drew penises on the grade school with spray paint and I also took a shit in your squad car not too long ago.
Well, I'm gonna let you off with a warning this time...

 

by Tacos
2-12-05
I found a 10 dollar bill in the street!
That's great! You should probably find it's owner though.
Well, I'm pretty sure I killed the little kid I stole it from.

 

by Tacos
2-12-05
Retardboy, guess what! I just got laid!
Really? That's awesome!
Wait a minute... Was it a person?
Damn, I was afraid you'd ask me that!
Was it that dog from down the street again?

 

by Tacos
2-12-05
Will you buy me a new car?
Chupa, even if you did have a license, which you don't because you're a fucking moron, why the hell would I buy you a new car?
So I can cruise around for some ladies!
I don't think a car will improve your sex life, Chupa.
Of course it will! Why else do you think they have exhaust pipes?
I'm gonna go throw up now.

 

by Tacos
2-12-05
Hey Officer Durp! Wanna go throw firecrackers into an open gas mane this afternoon?
Chupa, the last time we did that a bunch of old people got set on fire and the whole town was evacuated!
What time this afternoon?

 

by Tacos
2-13-05
Hey retardboy, can you hook me up with your girlfriend's sister?
Dumbass, my girlfriend only has three brothers!
Still, can you hook me up?

 

by Tacos
4-19-05
Nobody likes me and I don't know why.
Chupa, are you stupid or something? You masturbate into people's food, wack off their animals, shit in their mailboxes, and piss in their gas tanks!
That's my way of saying "I love you, have my babies."

 

by Tacos
5-02-05
Sup baby! Wanna have some hot sex with me?
Sure!
You do?
Yeah...
Dammit! You're supposed to say "No!" then I say "Well bitch I'll rape you then!" And then I rape you. It's that simple!
You frighten me.

 

by Tacos
5-02-05
Hey retardboy! I just bought a brand new Lamborghini!
How the hell did you come up with the money to do that?
I stole it from your mom! OHHH!!! BURN!
That just hurt...

 

by Tacos
5-03-05
So retardboy, why can't we go back to your place for the night?
My dumbass roomate is there.
Oh, don't worry about it! I'm sure he's nice!
You won't think that when he's humping your leg.
What?
Leg hair tends to get him off.

 

by Tacos
6-16-05
Boy, I hope Retardboy comes home soon so I can meet his girlfriend!
I'll bet she's hot!
Hopefully she likes my new cock ring.

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