All comics by TaintedViolet

 

by TaintedViolet
5-25-04
Well hello there little girl. What are you up to?
I'm concentrating.
Teehee! Oh you kids and your drugs!

 

by TaintedViolet
5-25-04
Christmas time in heaven.
Hey Jesus, I brought you a present!
Is it the unconditional love and worship of all mortals?
Even better! A choo-choo train!
Fuck off.

 

by TaintedViolet
5-25-04
Why is tv so depressing?
I should resort to more intelligent pursuits...

 

by TaintedViolet
7-11-04
Hi, could I get 2 cheeseburgers and a small fries?
Holy shit!
What?
YOU ONLY HAVE ONE EYE!

 

by TaintedViolet
7-11-04
Hey Noriko, let's kick some ass!
Like this?
YEAH! Ew, I just saw your panties.
Now look down my shirt!
You make me sick.

 

by TaintedViolet
7-15-04
Uh, hey Jesus. I know it's been awhile...
Talk to me, my son.
Well, I was hoping you could help out me and my band. We're really trying to make out mark and, like, explode on the scene.
Kind of like that AC/DC song right?
Rock and Roll is the devil music!! Roast you fucker!

 

by TaintedViolet
7-15-04
Put down your weapon, human.
Uh... Y-....
Now take off your shirt.
Back off!

 

by TaintedViolet
7-22-04
There was trouble brewing out on range
I can't love you no more... You're an injun.
You poisoned my well you mofo!
I don't understand... what are you saying?
You knocked me up!
Oh yeah... on that subject -
Yeah I got herpes too.

 

by TaintedViolet
8-01-04
What the fuck happened to my bird?
You should not use such obsene language, my child.
Shut the fuck up. I bet you'd drink my piss if I told you it was the blood of Christ!
This may be true, but I had my way with your bird.
Why can't I get this stupid grin off my face?

 

by TaintedViolet
8-01-04
Hey Jesus, I was wondering about something...
Speak to me, my child.
Hey Jesus, I was wondering about something...
Speak to me, my child.
Hey Jesus, I was wondering about something...
Speak to me, my child.

 

by TaintedViolet
8-05-04
I bet you I could get that chick's number tonight!
Go for it!!
Hey baby, you're lookin' goooood.
If you touch me, I'll mace you.
Later...
Why are you so obnoxious?
I CAN'T STOP POINTING!!!

 

by TaintedViolet
10-18-04
The year is 1909, and the people of Toronto were very bored.
This is freakin BORING!
After much thought, Thomas F. Ryan came up with the perfect game for any weather or lifestyle.
I know a great game that will get your party started. I made it named it "Five pin bowling".
To this day, we still use it as a pleasant diversion and channel our aggression in to the game.
My wife found lipstick on my workshirt.
Wanna go bowling, mac?

 

by TaintedViolet
10-19-04
arf arf
Good dog! Fuck I stepped on a rusty nail...
*snuffle*
With my impeccable fashion sense and your balancing act, we can be STARS!
I'm outta here.
Reach out... And touch... theeee SKYYYYY!!! OOO baby yeah!

 

by TaintedViolet
10-28-04
I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!
You're the stupidest robot I have ever built. Do a trick or something.
Tell me your sins and they will be forgiven.
I don't know you! Go away!

 

by TaintedViolet
10-28-04
Hey Roger, reformed yet?
Only if I can fuck you up the ass.
I think there's something in the bible against that.
Are you kidding? What the hell do you and Father Joseph do together all the time??
I don't remember.
Yes, roofies are powerful things.

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