A new take on 'mentally undressing' someone by Territan1-11-01 Hey Roger, you've gotta see this catalog I got! It's fantastic! Yeah? What's in it? ...um, Spigot? It's a women's underwear catalog. Look at all this stuff! Bras, panties, slips, nylons... Spigot?? It's JUST the underwear too -- there's not a single actual woman among 'em. Look at this 42DDD bra. Now imagine the woman that's not wearing it... Whoa! Y'know, there might be something to this idea after all...
When Intro-Voyeurism Goes Horribly Awry by Territan1-11-01 ...Zoe, could you talk to him? He just leafs through that ladies' undergarments catalog all day. I don't see how his hang-up's my problem, but I'll go talk to him. Roger, put away that damn lingerie catalog. Just because you can't score with real women doesn't mean you can -- C'mon, Zoe! Who am I hurting with this? I just flip to a page and imagine who *would* be wearing something... it's fun! I guess ...say, didn't I see Helmut wearing the pink lacy number on page 37? Page 37...? How could Helmut possibly fit in -- EWW! Zoe! I can't get that mental picture out of my head!
Belly laugh or heartburn? You decide. by Territan1-11-01 Pardon me, miss? Oh no, not again... Could I borrow $2000 for marijuana? I need it to keep warm this winter. No you may NOT. It's illegal, it makes you act weird, and most people settle for coal to heat their homes anyway. What does she know about dragons, anyway? She's obviously never tried keeping HER internal pilot light going by ingesting buckets of coal.
