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by TheAtomicBrain
10-21-06
This your cat, kid? Found him draped over an old lady's head.
It's a hobby of his.
A noble hobby, to be sure. Did you teach him how to do that?
He's self taught.
...and the vomiting, did you teach him that?
GAK!

 

by TheAtomicBrain
10-21-06
So, it's supposed to be an indie art movie about one robot's metaphysical journey through his past.
Ah, yes. The laser lombotomy is the director telling us that life is fleeting and you should call an ambulance.
The man in red will not save us from irony.

 

by TheAtomicBrain
10-21-06
Wheeo! Look at the time. I told the wife I'd be home an hour ago.
I was...uh...just taking Gizmo for a stroll.
Liar! His hair is singed! You took him to a roast, didn't you? You never take me to roasts anymore!

 

by TheAtomicBrain
10-21-06
Awesome party. Did you see Frank's Halloween costume yet?
Naw, man. Spider was talkin' about it. He was sayin' it took Frank like a whole week to finish it.
I heard it's scary as all hell, man. Disturbing, even.
Let's go find him.
GAH!
GAH!

 

by TheAtomicBrain
10-21-06
Ah. I can tell that, like myself, you are indeed a true lover of cats.
Indeed.
Aren't they fabulous? I like the way they lick your ears when you're trying to watch Frasier. Does yours have a name?
Gizmo. Now, if you'd excuse me.

 

by TheAtomicBrain
10-21-06
Whoa, Jason! What're you doing?
Smoking.
And to think that I thought drinking coffee was cool.
Yeah! That's just silly!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!

 

by TheAtomicBrain
10-21-06
WAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAHHHHHWW WWWWAAAAA!!!!
GGGHHAAGGGGGG RRRRUUUGGGUU RGGGGGHHhh...er. Do you ever notice that all we do when we're together is randomly yell at each other?
It's not completely random.
Yeah, I guess your yells are like an open mouth AHH, whereas mine are more gutteral.

 

by TheAtomicBrain
10-21-06
Mom! Heh. What a pleasant surprise. How's your...
Shame on you! You're a bad son and an even worse father! Your neglect of little Scotty for the past seven years have changed him. But, I am here to do what I should have done a long time ago.
Wha...? He's here?!
Yes. Oh, and he had a bit of a mishap with a giant vat of radioactive waste. He's still a little sensitive about it.
Later...
...it's so...yellow.
It wasn't my fault! Blast! If only I wasn't wearing my cape that day!

 

by TheAtomicBrain
10-21-06
Thirteen dead...
Look at me.
No.
Hacked into little pieces...
Please look at me.
No.
Right after being poisoned with voodoo dust.
I'm sorry....?
YOU ALWAYS STEAL MY THUNDER!!!

 

by TheAtomicBrain
10-21-06
Bust-fager!
Mutt-licker!
Pamp-cocker!
Po!
Hey, you're pretty good.

 

by TheAtomicBrain
10-21-06
hello I'm here to help you medical problem
But you're not a Doctor
Don't joke with me, I'm in a lot of pain.
Now I am
SHOCK !

 

by TheAtomicBrain
10-21-06
It's just fags and fairys out there today.

 

by TheAtomicBrain
10-23-06
I met these two girls yesterday who asked me if I wanted to join in a threesome. I had to turn them down because i was just leaving. But I told them to call me. It was awesome.
RING RING!
I'm not home!
*snicker*
Not cool, Phone. You're the worst roommate ever.

 

by TheAtomicBrain
10-24-06
Okay, Julie. Today we're going to learn about hippos. What do you know about them?
Hippos were agents of espionage, sabotage, and assassination in feudal Japan, from the Kamakura period to the Edo period.
Uh...I think you're confused. You're thinking of ninjas. We're learning about hippopotamuses.
A ninja's lifespan is typically 40 to 50 years. They are gregarious, living in groups of up to 40 ninjas, called a pod, herd, school or bloat.
I think you mean a group of hippos is called a pod, herd, school or bloat.
Nuh-uh. Ninjas always travel in bloats, it just looks like one ninja.

 

by TheAtomicBrain
10-26-06
James likes the red shirt with the space-age communicator badge.
James likes the laser pistol.
James likes to talk in the third person.
I do not!

 

by TheAtomicBrain
10-29-06
Good work chopping the green onions. Did you manage to prep the diced tomatoes?
Heh. I totally forgot. It's even right here on the prep list. I'll be right back.
We usually use a small knife for that.
Trust me. This is the only way to get the squirmy bastards.

 

by TheAtomicBrain
10-29-06
Moo.
Wizzoink.
Who talks like that, really?
Only all the barn animals.
Mizzoo.
Wizzoink.

 

by TheAtomicBrain
10-30-06
Answer this, Earthling: what is your planet's main source of energy?
Answer, Earthling! Or I swear I will...
cheep
BRILLIANT!

 

by TheAtomicBrain
10-30-06
Where is the washroom, human?
It's right over there.
[This human phrasebook only has one phrase? No wonder it was so cheap.]
You're not from around here, are you?
WHERE IS THE WASHROOM, HUMAN!

 

by TheAtomicBrain
10-31-06
Wow. Look at the tail on that one.
Yeah! That's what I'm talking ab...wait a minute.
I knew it looked familiar! Still...

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