The Portal by TheBigYin6-27-14 Mark, I'm just going downstairs to help someone sharpen a pencil and remind them how to breathe in and out or something.... OK, Kirt.... Paul, I'm just going downstairs to kill somebody.... Cool Mark, I can eat all your biscuits while you are away Hello Kirt...? It's Courtney. I've snapped the toilet brush.
The Portal by TheBigYin7-01-14 One day, out of the blue... I am the god of hell fire and I bring you.... BRIAN! BRIAN! Dah-dah-dah....
The Portal by TheBigYin7-02-14 Hello IT, just here for a chat..... Get OUT! Hello IT, just here for a chat..... Get OUT! Nobody ever comes to see us any more.
The Portal by TheBigYin7-29-14 You fought hard and you saved and earned But all of it's going to burn FIRE! I haven't been paid yet
The Portal by TheBigYin8-26-14 Where's Mark? MUCH LATER... I've just been REAMED downstairs! That explains why you are in your underpants
The Portal by TheBigYin8-29-14 I can write one in under 3 seconds on my whizzy new software... ... all the girls love it. Safety off..... aim.... You're fired.
The Portal by TheBigYin9-25-14 Brian says you need new laptops, what spec do you want? Intel i7-4710HQ Processor, 32 GB memory, 8 GB SSD, 1 TeraByte HD, 18 inch screen, HDMI, and a cup-holder 3 WEEKS LATER.... I found these Amstrad CPC 464s in a skip.... *#$%
The Portal by TheBigYin10-03-14 At a French airport... Can Monsieur explain ze gun-shaped barrels in your baggage PENS! And ze semtex-like liquid in a tube... PENS! One body-cavity search later.... Pens.... pens...