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by TheBurnsUnit
9-12-03
A short time ago, in a galaxy just round the corner...
Waaaaaaaaa..rrrrrr
My advert specifically requested 3 years experience as a wookie
I lied

 

by TheBurnsUnit
9-12-03
Jes decides to find out the word on the street...
Have you seen my shoes?
No but I have an alternate identity you don't know about
I'll just get him for you
F*ck this
They're at the pawn shop

 

by TheBurnsUnit
9-12-03
One hour earlier...
Hey boy, what are you doing?
I'm stealing your shoes
Why is this comic so sh*t?
It's a prequel, its supposed to be sh*t, but informative
He's got a point
TO THE PAWN SHOP!!

 

by TheBurnsUnit
9-13-03
Meanwhile, on a plain white background...
Its quite lonely here on this plain white background. I wonder if that cloning technique still works...
Hmmm, this raises a lot of ethical questions, not to mention identity issues...
Mother?

 

by TheBurnsUnit
9-13-03
Jes treks in to the mountains in search of his shoes...
Why am I in another sequel? And what are you doing up here in the mountains?
I'm here to help you finally realise that your shoes are in the pawn shop
What the hell, I'm used to being barefoot now. And I stopped tapdancing years ago, I'm going home...
Bollocks...

 

by TheBurnsUnit
9-22-03
Sh*t Wookie tries to enrol at the Wookie Academy
On your application form, you stated you had been tall and hairy for no less than 5 years!?
Don't hate me

 

by TheBurnsUnit
9-22-03
Jes's shoes manage to escape from the pawn shop...
Aha, freedom is mine!
Ooh, a discarded pair of shoes!
To the pawn shop!
Bah!

 

by TheBurnsUnit
3-29-10
Another Monday morning, and a newly qualified diamond polisher reports for his new post...
HEEEEYY, theres our new diamond polisher!!
Yes sir! Can't wait to get started!
Yeah, about the diamonds... I seem to remember you mentioned your adaptability?
Well, yes. I suppose my polishing skills COULD be adapted to other materials...although diamonds really are my speciality...
GREAT! How do you feel about ape faeces?

 

by TheBurnsUnit
3-29-10
I know shes WAY out of my league but...for some reason, i think she likes me...and these chocolates will be a thoughtful gift, without being too creepy.
HI!! My boyfriend is just parking the car, he'll be here in a minute!
Boyfriend?
PEDRO! OVER HERE!
Kick ass! I can eat the chocolates, watch old episodes of Flight Of The Conchords, AND i'll never have to discover how much she would have got on my nerves after the novelty wore off!

 

by TheBurnsUnit
10-03-11
Oh, hi!
Hi!
24hrs later
W.T. Fuck just happened?

 

by TheBurnsUnit
1-13-12
3 months (ish) later
!

 

by TheBurnsUnit
1-13-12
<3
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by TheBurnsUnit
3-30-12
RAR-de-RAR-RAR! *tee hee*
MEEEE-OOOUGH! *giggle*
Jan Molin... *hahaha*
Stan Wallanger... *bahahaha*
Oh yeah! I must sort out that loan! *BWAAAAAHAHAHA*
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