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by TheEdge
3-07-05
So, what's your deal?
Hmm?
Well?
I'M A ROBOT YOU ASSHOLE.

 

by TheEdge
3-07-05
Hey, man
Hey
Wanna fuck?!
Let me think about how to answer that
What are you trying to say?
I'M KILLING MYSELF AT THE VERY THOUGHT, ASSFUCK!

 

by TheEdge
3-07-05
Today, we were supposed to be Bono, and be MAD AWESOME
Unfortunatly, the author is one of the lowliest shits around
Really
Yeah he's lazy
Have I gotten elite Stripcreator status yet?
I'm surprised there's even a punchline!
Shut yo' ass up, beeyotch!

 

by TheEdge
3-07-05
As you can tell, I'll be much more mature
On behalf of the author, and all the ripped off characters, we'd like to formally apologize for the last comic
I agree, it was totally uncalled for. We'll be giving you in-depth coverage on this apology
Live at the scene is Kent Stuffed
Thanks Mack, here we have the person who may or may not have been hurt by last weeks comment
Yes, I was very offenderized
Well, it didn't take long to fuck that up.
Anything else you'd like to say before it's obvious I don't give three shits?
I AM NOT A BEEYOTCHAY!

 

by TheEdge
3-08-05
You become "One with your computer"
Honey, time for dinner
I only eat binary.
You use D&D for your financial decisions
I got a bill
Roll a 30 and you won't have to pay!
You try to seduce anime
Are you a parking ticket? Because you got twenty-one to-be-continued episdoes written all over you.

 

by TheEdge
3-08-05
YO HOMEBOY IM GANGSTA AM I RITE??!
No, you're a bulging stereotype of 21st Century suburban white kids trying to be "Thug"
BOY YOU IZ TRIPPIN
Goodbye, Fuck Daddy

 

by TheEdge
3-08-05
Princess Toadstool is a dirty, greedy, whore!
Steve...
I hear she fucked a machine, and made a porn tape!
Steve...
And then she sued the machine!
If you say that one more fucking time...

 

by TheEdge
5-03-05
Hey everyone, I'd like to introduce you to my new friend, Mr. Child Molester
Mr. FORMER Child Molester
Yeah...that's right
I've done my time
Did you have breakfast, Mr. Child Molester?
No, I'm going to grab a little something on the way to work.

 

by TheEdge
9-07-05
Chris Martin, lead singer and "creative" force of Coldplay and self-titled sexiest vegitarian, sets up a meeting with his manager, (who they hired because he spoke Latin)
Listen, Manager of Coldplay, I need tips to be the biggest band in the world
Well, son. I won't lie to you. You're losing the Geration X-ers
But how to get them back? I shall write a song and it'll be the newest hit of the '90s!
"Id Est"
Lyric One: I'm Chris Martini, and I couldn't get a date in high school, so I had sex with a radiator.
Gold!

 

by TheEdge
9-07-05
The "cumming" of age tale of Christopher Martini
Sir, I need a lesson in what the women want.
The answer is simple, Christ. The women want a sensetive man.
I don't know, that sounds like a lot of work.
Well, what is your usual motto for women?"
I couldn't think of a punchline
"Fuck"
Well, than you know what the women want!

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