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by TheSadPunk
9-05-05
one day today
PRESENTATION, PRESENTATION, PRESENTATION - IT'S A NEWS FLASHN
According to our reports, one Chris Martini of Coldplay has decided he'll be going on a spritual journey, as of the 32nd. It's not interesting.
;D
I just went for a leak.

 

by TheSadPunk
9-05-05
Hi, everyone. But I am Chris Martini. We've had some go' times over the years. Maybe even some good memories. But now it's time for me to leave.
I hear that Coldplay concerts are meant to be pretty "intimate", but this just makes me sad. :(

 

by TheSadPunk
9-05-05
england
Goodbye other member(S) of my band
(the beatles)
goodbye, I'll miss you, my manager
(royalty)
okay off to vegas now!

 

by TheSadPunk
9-05-05
Hello, tall taxidriver. Care to take me to La'veg's?
sure
vrrrrrrrrrmmmmm!!
(third gear)

 

by TheSadPunk
9-05-05
But! During the ride...
Son, I've had a few.
CRASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Darn! We crashed! And we're not even in Vegan!
"i died"

 

by TheSadPunk
9-05-05
Time to hitchhiking!
I don't think anyone can see me.

 

by TheSadPunk
9-05-05
rrrmmmmm skreetch vrr vrr
Is that a car?
this punchline is offensive, sorry!!
Hello, my name is Tom Waits and I came to save you. vrrth skethch huglahugla

 

by TheSadPunk
9-05-05
Here, hop on my horseback.
horse back
So, a great spiritual journey, huh kid? Yeah, I've had a few of thems before, heetch, kkeha. A worthy time. Learn yourself. Study your thoughts. Read your appendix.
horse back
Mr. Waits, I wish you were real gone!

 

by TheSadPunk
9-05-05
"Thank you for the trip!" said Chris M. He was now in the Americas.
Anytime, of couirse, hakack hrrrrrghjk
Well, I better start walking again.
But he was punished for walking on the flag.
(AMERICAN)

 

by TheSadPunk
9-05-05
Meanwhile, in jail.
CHRISTO'FAR METRIN, YOU HAVE A VISICTOR
oh man
SERIOSULY CRHIS MARTINI I CUNT BELIEVE YOUR FECKIN WALKIN ALL OVER THE USA OF A'S FLUG LIKE THAT, THAT'S JUST... DUMB FACUKING. DID YOU KNOW WHAT IT TOOK TO GET THAT??? WAR.
"I can't believe it" said CM.
it's a real pleasure for you to see me in goal, Bono :')
HEY BARKEEP, NOTHER ROUND

 

by TheSadPunk
9-05-05
I have so many things to ask you. All I ever wanted to do was to be just like you.
(christopher really)
I really appreciate that, Christian.

 

by TheSadPunk
9-05-05
CM had found a real RVLN (revelation) in himself.
Bono, thank you so much. I believe that, perhaps, my journey is now over.
WELL, REALLY NOW, CHRIS, WHERE THE FUCK DOES THE JOURNEY END ANYWAY?
:(
IT'S NOT OVER, CRAN. IT'S NOEVER OVER UNTIL THE LAST DROP

 

by TheSadPunk
9-05-05
I MUST LEAVE YOU FOR NOW, CHRINK, YOU ESE, I HAVE TO GO ONSTAGE IN TONIGHT'S CONSERTO
Do... you think I could do a duet... or something? With you? Maybe I could hold a lightbulb up and swing it around during, um, Sunday Bloody Sunday.
THAT'S PRETTY PRETENTIOUS
BUT I'M AFRAID NO

 

by TheSadPunk
9-05-05
Chris Martini was down in out. He travelled the streets in search of a feat. He stepped with his feet in search of love. He had nothing left. All he could do was wait.
All that sweet, silly talk... I'm so depressed.
And he didn't know just how to feel. What could this feeling be, he asked. Am I really somebody important? How can I call myself myself when all I do is cry?
I wish I felt more like Jesus' son...
Is there an answer in the story? Is there more to life than that fine morning glory?
... and not like all the dead bodies piled up in mounds. I guess I just don't know.
you need smack, kid! (smackid)

 

by TheSadPunk
9-05-05
hunting, hunting, hunting
Is that a rabbit I see?!
no, it's just another dying muse.
(now i'm on hardcore drugs now)

 

by TheSadPunk
9-05-05
I was just kidding when I said I was the hunter by the way, because I'm really Thom Yorke.
oh okay
do you have a problem, little boy?
oh okay
(read cm's panel first) okay.
Yeah, my name's chris martin and I'm sad because I don't know whether to be like you or Bono or both and I'm sad and now I'm addicted to smachtchk. :(

 

by TheSadPunk
9-05-05
TY invited CM to his home.
Thomas, I idolize you! You're the one who I think really spoke to me in that one song of yours.
all of pablo honey, most amazing. Most uncontroable. Most inertiaating. Most other words you make up.
I look different now.

 

by TheSadPunk
9-05-05
goodbye CM and take your advice with you!
(thanks so much, Thom Yorke :))
Look, man. I never liked you. I've discovered myself. And now you can blow it ou, because I'm now the biggest band in the wolrld.
I smell smoke that comes from a gun named Chris Martini was talking to Thom Yorke. :(

 

by TheSadPunk
9-05-05
is that a big piece of meat in the background or somehing
HI, MY NAME'S ANTHONY KIEDIS AND I'M TO TELL YOU TO COME TO THE "BIG BASH OF BASHING" CONCERTO BEWEET COLDPLAY AND U2... "it'll be a hitch".

 

by TheSadPunk
9-05-05
COLDPLAY
I'M CHRIS MARTIN: about me, I had a spiritual journey and now I'm fighting my life to defeat my archie-rival.
I'M JOHN BUCKLEY, NOT MY REAL NAME BUT YOU GET THE GIST
I'M CHUCK BERRYMAN. DID YOU KNOW THAT CODLPLAY'S CAREER SO SCARY FOR ME THAT I HAVE TO SEE OUT OF A NAIL?
AND I'M RICHARD CHAMPTION, I HAVE ONE HAND AND ONE HAND ONLY SO I CAN'T TALK/NOT A GOOD DRUMMER.
And here's an example of our concert. Our manager speaking here, too.
TRACKLIST, PLUS PIANO
IMPROV, ERRATIC BEHAVIOUR

 

by TheSadPunk
5-01-07
Well hello boys and girls sorry for the wait, here CM will explain!
(walking to the mike)
Oh, hello to greetings! I am Chrisfa Martin in case you haven't not forgotten about my journeys... anyway I have had one busy year and a half since declaring fight on u2
(CM talking is below)
in the past year I helped nelly furtado with a song and probably wrote 3rd edition of my memoirs... thats all and I hope this has been fulfilling!!

 

by TheSadPunk
5-01-07
here is the badguy... just kidding! Actually really there is no antagonist in my eyes, you are the one to decide
(walk walk walk)
SO HEY GUYS HOW HAVE YOU BEEN THIS IS FANTASTIC WHAT A GREAT FEW YEARS ITS BEEN WHAT HAE I DONE LATELY YOU ASK, WHY ME AND THE UNSUNG HEROES OF U2 AND ALSO GREENDAY WELL WE DID THE SONG 'THE SAINTS
I dont mean to upset anyone, but in the story it's saint patricks day and everybody is ready to cELLarbrate!!
OF PEACE ARE COMING" AND I THINK I WROTE A BOOK And sastupid videogaclip w. FooTAGEOFOTHERBANDS EA YOUAOIEHABRA HDSBA (Comically collapses onto the microphone, spilling his stout - thus electrocution)

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