All comics by The_Devil

 

by The_Devil
10-23-01
If I pooped on the bed, would you blame it on the dog?
NO!
You don't love me.

 

by The_Devil
10-23-01
Hello. I am your past. I'm here to haunt you.
Oh no! I thought I had gotten rid of you!
You shall never be rid of me.
Look, I'm going on a date tonight. If I give you $5 will you go away?
...yes.

 

by The_Devil
10-24-01
Hey Jesus?
Yes?
Do I have a soul?
No my son. You are but a machine. A machine cannot have a soul.
Well, at least I'm not nailed to a cross, eh? Boy that sure would suck.
I don't know why I ever saved mankind. All they want to do is have sex and build smart-ass robots.

 

by The_Devil
10-26-01
After many hardships and much lonliness on earth, I have decided to take to the stars.
Hooray! This new planet will be my home. No more jerks, no more women, no more money, no more worries.
*sigh*

 

by The_Devil
11-06-01
Hello, you stupid jerk.
I say, you are rather uncouth.
What would you say if I told you I slept with your girlfriend?
I'd say congradulations; she's a good lay.
you're no fun.
No, but having sex with YOUR girlfriend and her sister sure was.

 

by The_Devil
11-06-01
Oh sweet jesus! What the hell stinks in here?! Did you crap your pants?
No, I most certainly did not.
Well I can't stand the overpowering stench any longer. I am LEAVING.
Goddamn I pooped my pants so bad.

 

by The_Devil
3-22-03
A fight that has been going on for thousands and thousands of years continues even today.
Shut the fuck up you pansy ass mother fucker!
Do you realize how badly I can hurt you?!
You can't hurt the dead shit head!
Yeah? well we'll just have to see about that you little bitch! Look where you are! It saves you the trubble of walking here fucker!
*Heaven* (yes I know this comic is stupid, that's why I did it :p )
They are very vulger aren't they?
Yes, I am glad we're up here.

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