All comics by The_Wiz

 

by The_Wiz
1-15-01
Hey, Dan, what the hell are doing in that garbage can
10 minutes of akward silence pass
Your momma, what the hell do you think
My mom is dead you jack ass!
and they all lived happily ever after
I think i can make the relationship thing work out
wait a minute... if he marries my mom, ill have a new dad.

 

by The_Wiz
1-15-01
One more hit and i'm dead
this is my experament on suicide
Come on dead beet what are you waiting for
ahhhhh
Finnaly...2 minutes huh...coward

 

by The_Wiz
1-15-01
Yeah so Tara said you have a secret to tell me?
Hmmm...i dont really know what your talking about. I can't remember
Just tell me. she said you would know
Let me think
after a coulpe inutes of thought
I DONT FUCKIN KNOW SHUT UP!

 

by The_Wiz
1-15-01
so, do you want to go to hell yet
well....my contract says i can wait as long as I want
i really hate purgatory...it gives me the creeps. Hurry up man
THATS IT, I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
NO, NOT EARTH, AHHHHH...

 

by The_Wiz
1-15-01
so what your saying is, you dont know the secret
no
hahaha...there was no secret, i just wanted to see what you would say
oh.....my....god
funny....right
i wonder what his liver looks like

 

by The_Wiz
1-16-01
wow...that guy is really fat
shhhhhh.....he will hear you!
in walks dave in a sarcastic mood
ya right, fat people have better hearing than everyone else
yeah, he has ultra fat hearing
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, FAT MAN
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, FAT MAN

 

by The_Wiz
1-16-01
you know its real hard being a cannibal
what can I say, stick to your veggies and you can look as healthy as me
yes......healthy
i should have chosen my words more carefully
you know what happened next
wow... your filling. What here while i get my freinds
WHERE ARE MY LEGS! I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

 

by The_Wiz
1-16-01
morning....alrady
well chicken little, it's time to go to work
his real name is dave, he dosent like being called chicken little!
call me chicken little again and ill snap your neck
Either crow our i cut your head off with an axe and eat you
Thats it i'm outta here, i dont need this crap
hey, mr. little? i can crow....can i have your job?

 

by The_Wiz
1-16-01
all i need know is someone the people will follow as a leader...then ill have total control
NO! NO! NO!
why the hell not?
hmmm, she's a hooker...she's got green hair... perfect! lead on. where to first great leader?
......ok, lets go! To my place!

 

by The_Wiz
1-16-01
all i need know is someone the people will follow as a leader...then ill have total control
NO! NO! NO!
why the hell not?
hmmm, she's a hooker...she's got green hair... perfect! lead on. where to first great leader?
......ok, lets go! To my place!

 

by The_Wiz
1-16-01
all i need know is someone the people will follow as a leader...then ill have total control
NO! NO! NO!
why the hell not?
hmmm, she's a hooker...she's got green hair... perfect! lead on. where to first great leader?
......ok, lets go! To my place!

 

by The_Wiz
1-17-01
so truls, what is the secret
i can't tell you man, sorry
oh...my...god. So many secrets. I can't take it. My head is going to explode
no its not! heads don't just explode
but your whole body could spontaneously combust into flames. SO BE CAREFULL!

 

by The_Wiz
1-18-01
So...Ryley, what did truls tell you about the secret?
I don't know what your talking about. What secret?
I don't like that look in your eyes. What are you going to do?
I'm going to rape you if you don't tell me

 

by The_Wiz
1-18-01
Wow, a walk in the park, how romantic. I hope i dont screw this up by saying the wrong thing
At least this isnt a total waste, i get to walk walk my dog through the park
I hate this park, it always smells like the weirdest things. I wonder what it could be?
Hey Kelly, I think your Beaver really smells like fish!!
Beaver?

 

by The_Wiz
3-27-01
Hey baby, whats up?
ummm....we got to talk about something later
god damn, stop doing this to me. i know you and liz are plannig something, what is it??
I dont want to tell you now
Lorne didn't know what he got himself into
ahhh, what the fuck. I knew it.
You poor sap, you can't run from us women!!!

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