All comics by TyCamden

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by TyCamden
7-02-09
Hi. Are you the new preacher?
Yes. I just transferred in from another church
Why?
My lawyer says that I do not have to disclose that information.
WAIT... Do you have a little brother?

 

by TyCamden
7-02-09
Gimme a burger, nigger.
That's horrible. Switch sides and I will show you how that feels.
Gimme...
Get out. We don't serve niggers here.
Uh, I'm a deist.
crap

 

by TyCamden
7-03-09
How did you...
What?
The wheelchair...
Oh...
It was a Christmas gift.

 

by TyCamden
7-03-09
DUCK ... season.
You've lost weight.

 

by TyCamden
7-04-09
You're late.
I know, I couldn't bring over your mail yesterday, because I had a date.
It's from my wife. She's leaving me... for you.
Wait... How was your date?

 

by TyCamden
7-06-09
Two trees???
Now I have you Santa-san
This is not over...

 

by TyCamden
7-09-09
I lost my horse again.
Worst... death... ever.
Uh, hello ?
Worst... loaner... ever,

 

by TyCamden
7-10-09
Mark Twain once said: "Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in."
I want a second opinion.
Dogs do not go to hell.
I can live with that.

 

by TyCamden
7-11-09
Do you have any sexual instructional manuals?
No, but I have some interesting literature at my house.
freak
But it is a signed copy of Murder In The Catherdral by T.S. Eliot, worth over $50,000 . . .

 

by TyCamden
7-12-09
I'm invincible!
You shall not pass !
It's just a flesh wound.
From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak I fought with the Balrog of Morgoth... However, you are far more entertaining.

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