All comics by Uggar

 

And so it begins by Uggar 3-02-03
Hi! What's your name? I'm Jimmy	Oh my gosh! A talking bench! Oh my gosh! A talking donkey!	So... Nice weather huh? Uh... yeah...

 

And so it continues to begin by Uggar 3-02-03
So, wanna help me start a war?		You bet!

 

The effect of the war by Uggar 3-02-03
And so a war was started... Where'd the farm go?	I could've swarn I had a farm...	Ouch...

 

Life on the front line by Uggar 3-03-03
Hey man, this war is the pits! Hey! At least we're not dead!	KA-BOOM!!!	Ha-ha-ha sil-ly ro-bots go boom! Ha-ha-ha!

 

Um... title title... must think of title... by Uggar 3-03-03
I'm so bored... Where the heck am I? You have been saved.	There's nothing to narrate about... By a paperclip? What? Ya got got a problem with that!?	I feel so alone... Uh... No! That's what I though.

 

I'm gonna get you Nim... while you're sleeping... by Uggar 3-05-03
I wish I had someone to talk to... So... Why exactly did you bring me back? To help stop a cameo!	Anyone would do... Of who? I can't tell you	Oh woe is me... Isn't that slightly imporant? Probably

 

Back to the front line (You better watch out Nick) by Uggar 3-07-03
Darn this impenetrable yellow box! Hey man hows it going? Uh, pretty good I guess.	If I only I could escape! So, what's your favorite type of cheese? I'd have to say swiss.	Then I could take over the world and stop people from making comics without punchlines!!! Hey, are we still fighting a war? Yeah, I think so...

 

I'm gonna get you while you sleep Nim... by Uggar 3-07-03
Maybe if I had something interesting to say... Can you at least show give me an idea of what he's like? Sure, what the heck.	But I don't... Hi, I'm Nim.	Why can't anything interesting happen? I'm an idiot. Yes, yes you are.

 

Sorry by Uggar 3-07-03
I apologize for the last comic.	Unfortunately this lousy system will not you edit already made comics.	It should go something like this:

 

I'm gonna get you while you sleep Nim... by Uggar 3-07-03
Maybe if I had something interesting to say... Can you at least give me an idea of what he's like? Sure, what the heck.	But I don't... Hi, I'm Nim.	Why can't anything interesting happen? I'm an idiot. Yes, yes you are.

 

Forget it! by Uggar 3-07-03
You know what? Forget it!	Ovbiously the editor of this comic should be killed!	Humph!

 

There's nowhere to hide Nim... So don't even try... by Uggar 3-08-03
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... It's time for your performace check General Mills. General Mills cannot believe he has to answer to a pink donkey.	Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... So how goes the war? General Mills doesn't have to answer to you or anybody!	Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Really, and whys that? Because General Mills is all man! OH YEAH!!!

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