All comics by Undercontrolable

 

Three lions by Undercontrolable 6-15-02
Its Top of The Pops, but where is Frank? He'll get here soon i promise Sure sure	Frank arrives Frank - You made it! What happened your hair? I dyed it.	Well as long as you dont 'dye' on stage! Ha ha ha! David would you just shut the fuck up? People dont like you, they like me. Me, not you, ME!

 

Hobsons Choice by Undercontrolable 6-15-02
Hobson is notorious for the tough 'bargains' he offers You can have any animal in the stable!	Can oi?	Ar, but you must ride em' first!

 

They say the art of conversation is dead! by Undercontrolable 6-15-02
Diabolical defendin!	That was outrageous!

 

REDemption by Undercontrolable 6-15-02
During Pennance I'll give you...........	Oh Fuck it, just give me your youngest and finest! Bling Bling!	Oh baby baby babaayyy!

 

Knockin on Heavens Door(Knob) by Undercontrolable 6-15-02
What's it like up there?	Not bad. How do I look?	Well, I didn't want to say anything, but I can see you're knob.

 

xica by Undercontrolable 6-15-02
Pimp Antonio discovers his new Ho Junaita Hey lil lady! May your next move be your best move! Need representin? Yo baby you know i do!	Some Airplane Hey Biatch! Wanna join the mile high club? I could do with some pocket money!	Hell? Maybe The moral of this story Junaita? Dont trust that pimpon mofo don antonio! Too late now you fucka!!!

 

Lifes Tough by Undercontrolable 6-15-02
It's tough being a pink ant-eater.	My family says go for the ant-eater, but my skin tells me to root for the Pink Panther	Yeah, its tough being a pink anteater.

 

Freezing Christmas Eve by Undercontrolable 6-15-02
New Years Eve Hello there buddy!	Freeze or I'll pop a cap in yo ass!	Bitch didn't freeze!

 

Bedroom Antics by Undercontrolable 6-15-02
In the bedroon things start to heat up... Hey Holly! Go on, show me your pantyhose!	Hubba Hubba baby!	Holly doesn't like Gabes attitude Oh good God will the pain never stop???

 

King of the Jews by Undercontrolable 6-15-02
Some people think they are Jesus I'm more important than everyone else When it comes down to it, I am the sole most important person in the Universe	Some people think they are the jokers of the pack I tell jokes to hide my feelings I need to feel appreciated	And some people just aren't me Anthony man , thats a fucking touching story! Yeah Anthony, you truly are the King of the Jews!

 

I see Dead people! by Undercontrolable 6-15-02
Why so gloomy jon?	I see dead people	I knew that

 

Goober! by Undercontrolable 6-15-02
So tell me..... Whats Garfield got that i lack?	Is it the colour?	It's the colour, i knew it!

 

the shirt. by Undercontrolable 6-20-02
The Question what r u smiling about?	The answer of the question with a question. I have a new shirt! Like it?	The thought. Well it makes u look like a inbred bee actually!

 

Heaaavvy by Undercontrolable 5-06-03
During lunchtime, Shaun opens conversation with David... What do you think of my new haircut? I say No man, this haircut was a bogus decision Shaun!	People say it makes me look like a girl. What do you think? Think?	Man, I lost the power of thoughts maannny years ago. You got that right!

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