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by Vampjazzy
7-04-05
so i posted on pvp yesterday i cool and everybody ragged on about grammar and im not kid i 26 dammit.
What in the hell did he just say?
....?
Everybody mean to kidspider and just don't understand why all singled out when other people as bad i am
i type just fine now get mad ooh there gonna get when im done with them. i type just fine there just picking on me for now reason!
If this guy doesn't find a comma or a period soon I'm not going to be held responsible...

 

by Vampjazzy
7-04-05
That post will keep him busy for a little bit.. Now I can get back to work.
Uhh..
Umm..
I'm not even going there.

 

by Vampjazzy
7-04-05
Oh good I think K.S. is sleeping.. Now I can post in the forums..
!@#$%&!!!
AAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
That's the last time I flirt with Crone.. owwww.....

 

by Vampjazzy
7-04-05
Good morning i heard got blasted by hot chick in forum last night funniest ever wish i could seen your face after. HAHA!!
....translating....
...
sniff...
jerk.
Oooooh a new post!

 

by Vampjazzy
7-04-05
Hmm.. Maybe if I get KS a present he'll learn to be nicer to me..
go gimmie a pop or something lazy slob i dont why i keep you around anyways jeez.
Wait. This isn't MY present..
Gaaaaaaaaaay...
Perfect!
what you trying to say i don't get it.

 

by Vampjazzy
7-04-05
Braiiiiiiinnnsss....
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Braiiiiiiinnnsss?
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Sigh...
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by Vampjazzy
7-04-05
I am a fearless killer...
I slay all that is evil and unholy..
I think I'm going to be sick.

 

by Vampjazzy
7-04-05
Lev 20:13 "If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death."
Aw jeez, not another Christ Crispy...
Lev 18:22-23 "You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination."
So does that mean that it's okay to tell a lie to a woman but you always have to tell the truth to other men?
...shit. I never thought of that.
Loser.

 

by Vampjazzy
7-04-05
So SkullxKrug keeps picking on me just because I got dragged to see the Crocodile Hunter movie..
BWAHAHAAHA!!
It's not like I liked it.. in fact it was horrible..
I guess I really have no choice then..
What's the plan again?
Look it's simple.. you bite on to him and hold him down.. I'll carve "Steve Irwin's love slave" on his forehead...

 

by Vampjazzy
7-04-05
Lately I've really had a thing for guys in kilts..
....?
Come on lady, how much for the skirt?
Get away from me you pervert!!

 

by Vampjazzy
7-04-05
No way! I just realized there's a 'forums' button in the upper right hand side of this screen...
Where? Oh hey look there it is...
You know what that means don't you?
.....?
If someone made a forum topic about THIS strip that's about a forum about a comic strip it would come full circle..
I think I just heard JulioC say "Spooky"...

 

by Vampjazzy
7-04-05
I'm so excited to be able to meet you in real life! I just know we're going to love each other forever and ever..
u r soooo hot ...
Oh.. uh.. hi..Its nice to finally see you face to face...I guess.
BOOBIES!!
To be continued..
Oh god I'm never telling anyone about this...EVER....I need a shower..
Where's her computer, I gotta post every detail..chicka chicka bow bow...

 

by Vampjazzy
7-04-05
What the hell? But--But--
BOOBIES!! HOTT!!(posted by l@me@ssL@ser five minutes ago)
Come on Mr. Poop.. I really need your help to do this..
Alright, fine! But let's hurry, I'm missing American Dad...
Why the hell can't you miss it just this once?
Seth McFarlane gives me a big huge chubby..... Don't judge me!

 

by Vampjazzy
7-05-05
Hello everyone! It's come to my attention that I've made a serious error and I've come to you today to correct it!
You see, mkahmvet is actually the one who mentioned the "complete circle".. from a previous panel..
The way the panel should have looked:
mkahmvet says that if someone made a forum topic about THIS strip that's about a forum about a comic strip it would come full circle.. Wow.. That's deep!
I think I just heard JulioC say "Spooky"...
So now you know the true story everyone! Now sit tight and we'll be right back while we go remedy ANOTHER situation...
We'll only break a few of his fingers... That'll teach him to bitch about MY strip...

 

by Vampjazzy
7-05-05
He killed me? Tiq actually killed me? Hahahaha that next strip is hilarious!! Hmm well this mockery cannot go unpunished...
How the heck can I pay him back... Ooooh.. I got it!!
See something you like baby? *saucy wink*
Can't think..breathe.. body is numb...knees...feel weak...boooobies...
THUD!!
Guurrrrkkk...Call 911..gasp.. Need mouth to mouth resuscitation.. help!
Nice try Tiq.. Now give me that skirt you have on, I'm cold.. *shivers*

 

by Vampjazzy
7-06-05
i read tiq comic funny made laugh best part was "sexual tention" like tent in pants i laughed milk out nose it that funny. hahahahaha!!
I have no clue what the hell he just said.. I'd better find Tiq to translate..
Okay this is what Kidspider said: i read tiq comic funny made laugh best part was "sexual tention" like tent in pants i laughed milk out nose it that funny.... So what's he trying to say?
....add that word...comma..period...oh. Oh shit.
What? What does it mean? Get back here!!
Tention... Sexual TENTion...Jesus. Vamp would never let that go... Must.. Kill.. KidSpider..Happy place.. go to your happy place..

 

by Vampjazzy
7-07-05
Hmm I've been thinking an awful lot about Tiq lately.. Everywhere I go he seems to be there.. with flowers!
I'm going to go tell him how I feel about him right now!
Meanwhile....
You like that? Want it harder? Bad boy, you're a baaaad boy!!
Yeah that's it.. harder.. ow What the - Vamp!!
Uhhhh....hey..umm nevermind... I can see that you're busy....*backs away slowly*
Posting: You guys will NEVER believe what I just saw...

 

by Vampjazzy
7-11-05
Need a little help Tiq?
Urk...Kidspider...alive...rambling...sapping my will to live....
....I feel sick. Oh crap. What am I going to do?
hey what you know i back nice to meet sexy wanna go back place and make out im the best you ever better than tiq oh yeah baby.
aaaaaahhh!!! kidspider got hot burnie sensation from vampjazzy ow ow hurtssssss!!
I knew he couldn't handle all this... *tssssss*

 

by Vampjazzy
8-23-05
Hey bewt, its wonderful to finally meet you in person! *hugs*
I know Vamp! I thought this would never end up happening! *hugs back*
Hmm.. I wonder if Tiq's face to face meeting is going as well as ours is.. So.. wanna make out?
Duh.. Like you even have to ask.. Let's use the bed, its more comfortable..
Meanwhile...
My god.. she's so... beautiful.
baaa..??

 

by Vampjazzy
8-23-05
I'm going to ask Tiq how his meeting went with his secret sweetie..
Oh I hope it went well!
Vampjazzy: So Tiq, did she r0xx0r your s0x off?
*sigh* Do I even dare type back and tell Vamp that she already had a boyfriend?
Back at Demosthene's house..
I thought we had something special.. How dare you go behind my back and destroy everything with.. with.. Tiq!
Baaa...

 

by Vampjazzy
8-23-05
Hey Julio.
Hey Vamp.
Want to play guess how many fingers?
Waaaaay ahead of you sweetie.

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