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All right! The Summer 2003 Contest started. Link all the way! Hylian Knights!!
I don't want Link to win again. That's it! I'm gonna cast an anti-vote.
Both users cast their votes and check the results.
Link's got this in the bag.
WHAT?!?!?! Link iz t3h ch3at0r!!!11 Aiai cant lose cuz Aiai pwnz Link!!1!1 Ph33r Aiai!!! Rawr!!1

 

CJayC is sure taking his sweet time putting up the next poll.
When is this animal cruelty going to end?!?!?!
Pikachu won't win. He had problems defeating PaRappa the Rapper last year. PARAPPA!!!
I can't possibly lose this match. Star Fox Adventures was a crappy game and Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire is one of the top FAQ'd games.
The Pikachu/Fox poll comes up. Moments after they voted...
Hahaha!!! That's right....shoot Pikachu in the head! HAHAHA!!!
That's right Fox fans, you better vote now! Just wait until sunrise...then the kiddies will wake up and then Fox won't know what hit him. Mwahahaha!!!

 

Five minutes into the Tidus/Ganondorf poll...
Ganondorf has my vote!!! Ganondorf pwnz!
Ganondork has absolutely no character development unlike Tidus. Tidus is a much better character than he is.
A couple hours later...
WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!? How is Meg Ryan keeping up with Ganondorf?!
OH MY GOD!!! How can Ganondork be beating Tidus?!?!
A few more hours later...ignorance sets in...
Ganondorf's got this won. The vote differential is growing slowly but surely.
All right! Tidus is catching up. He gained .04% since the last update. Excellent...it's all coming together now.

 

Impatient GameFAQs users...
Where is Ceej?!?! Not even the battle pic is up yet.
I know...he must've had a fireworks accident or been drinking.
The Sam Fisher/Magus poll appears...
Magus looks badass in that pic! Gotta vote for him. CT pwnz!
Speaking of that pic...where's Magus's lower leg? It appears that the scythe cut it off.
Shortly after they voted...
OMG WTF BBQ?!?! Magus is pwning! 105% of the voters are voting Magus!
Why are there two Sam Fishers...?

 

Happy Independence Day!!
Happy 4th of July!
Happy 4th!
Mmmm...BBQ...
Did you catch the barbecue?
What barbecue?
Revelation
Magus is handing Sam Fisher's ass to him in the GameFAQs poll.
Stick a fork in him, he's done!

 

Match of the Round
Even if FFVIII isn't everyone's favorite RPG, Squall should be popular enough to beat Jill.
Squall lost in the first round last year. Jill has the jugs. What more could you ask for?
Animosity...
Jill's still going to pay for defeating Kirby and Bomberman last year!!!
Squall was called Leon in Kingdom Hearts. I better not vote for him. It sounds French.
Longing for last night...
Man...I thought this match would've been much closer. Squall is pwning Jill!!
WHAT?!?! I thought we hated the French. This wouldn't have happened if there were 3 or 4 Jills facing Squall...

 

Why do we have to do this?
Back to the blowout matches...
Why doesn't CJayC just advance Luigi right now? Ratchet won't win.
They vote...
Next!
LIEK OMGOMGOMG LUIGI AND T3H MAG-LITE IS PWNING RACHET!!!
I voted already!!! Luigi won!!! I want the KOS-MOS poll now!!!

 

KOS-MOS vs. Crash
There's a 99.999% probablity that KOS-MOS will be the victor.
Crash should win. Everybody's heard of him. Who would vote for that trash can anyway?
The poll is up...
What is up with that pic? It's like Crash wants to flirt with KOS-MOS. That pic makes him look perverted.
Oh no...t3h boobies...
The rebirth of TJF accusations..
KOS-MOS should really stand for "KOS-MOS Owns Stupid Marsupials On Sight."
WTF?!?! Why the hell is TJF working on a trash can and not on Jill!?!?!

 

Samus...
Samus made it to the Elite 8 last year. Isaac's a pushover for her.
TJF won't work on Samus because Samus is really a man! If jugs existed, we would've seen them throughout the games!
Voting time...
Metroid Prime and Fusion pwnz! There's no way Isaac can stand a chance against Samus and her games.
What? There's a Bonus Poll of the Day now?
Isaac loses to Samus....and another?
Isaac is baleeted by Samus...and the entire Bonus Poll of the Day!! HAHAHA!!!
Why are you doing this to Isaac? Why are humiliating Isaac?!?! What has Isaac done to you? You're one cold person, Ceej. Very cold...

 

Main screen turn on...
Why is CATS back? No matter...this is like a free victory for Cloud.
HOW ARE YOU CLOUD!!! YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
For great justice!
Cloud will whoop CATS with great power and skill...
ALL YOUR VOTES ARE BELONG TO CATS!!! SOMEBODY SET UP CLOUD THE BOMB! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
2 hours later...
CONGRATULATION CLOUD! WE GET WIN!
WHAT HAPPEN? CATS PWNZ CLOUD. CLOUD CROSS DRESSES. CLOUD EAT BABIES...

 

Auron or Tails?
If Meg Ryan could get that many votes against Ganondorf, then I'm sure that Auron could get as many, if not, votes against Tails.
Auron's a horrible character. He's just an old man that wants to be badass. He's sucking at it too.
Auron leads...
How can you go wrong with a man that swings a mean sword and carries a sake jug at his hip?
Damn you, TJF! I blame it on that jug of his! It's the only reason why he's winning!
Elsewhere, a CATS supporter seeks vengeance...
Excellent...Auron is winning... Auron must defeat that cheater, Cloud! We must have FF destroy itself. For great justice!

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