All comics by VeganRobot

 

by VeganRobot
4-25-08
Take me to your leader.
God, please smite this alien robot. In Jesus' name I pray to thee.
What are you, deaf?
Please, Lord. I fear he will de-habit me with his pincer claws if you do not obliterate him with your omnipotence
Excuse me, have you seen a red robot?
Yes, God just smited him. A little lackadaisically, I might add.

 

by VeganRobot
4-25-08
We rock. We're the default stripcreator strip!
Brad must have a thing for little Asian girls.
How can you say that? We're both eight feet tall!
How do you know we're eight feet tall? Our environment has no context to measure against.
I just assumed this strip was the standard 35 feet high.
Great. Now you've just made an ass out of U and ME.

 

by VeganRobot
4-25-08
I wish you would look at me when I'm speaking to you.
I wish you would answer me when I'm talking to you.
I wish I was Angelina Jolie.
Now you're talking.

 

by VeganRobot
4-25-08
We need a background of some sort.
How about this?
Much better.

 

by VeganRobot
4-25-08
I changed my mind about this background. It's too negative. I'm a positive person.
If this were a printed comic, white would be negative.
Are you positive about that?
Negative.
I should slap you.
You would positively regret doing so.

 

by VeganRobot
4-25-08
I want to change this background. Give me the controller doohicky.
What's it worth to you?
It's worth not kicking your ass for.
I wish you'd never taken that stupid karate class.

 

by VeganRobot
4-25-08
This reminds me of the last time I took shrooms.
When was that?
An hour ago.
How much did you take?
Apparently quite a bit.

 

by VeganRobot
4-25-08
You know, I'm working on taking more control of my shroom trips.
How so?
Why are you looking at me like that?
I guess it would help if you had taken some shrooms too and also learned these same advanced control techniques.
As exciting as two petite tripping Asians having sex with each other would be to some people, I don't think I'd want to deal with the aftermath. Plus, you're my sister!

 

by VeganRobot
4-25-08
You know, what I like most about shrooms is the way it helps you see things "outside the box".
Well... for a comic strip character seeing outside the box might be kind of scary. I actually like the security of a nice box.
Yes, having a nice box is nice.
Shrooms also makes me start thinking about alternative sexual situations.
Here we go again...

 

by VeganRobot
4-25-08
I need a distraction. Let's go outside and play.
But you're seriously tripping out on a major dose of shrooms. Do you really think it's wise to venture outside?
Perhaps not.

 

by VeganRobot
4-25-08
I think I'm getting a grip on this trip. I'm ready to venture out again. Besides, I have you to keep me safe.
Actually, I'm tripping myself. I ate that peyote button you gave me for Arbor Day last year.
Well then, let's not waste it.
Agreed.
Wonder Twin Powers... ACTIVATE!
Wonder Twin Powers... ACTIVATE!

 

by VeganRobot
4-25-08
What's more powerful, Wonder Twin? Shrooms or Peyote?
I would have to say acid.
That wasn't the question.
Oh, right. Sorry. Mescaline, then.
Now we're on the same page, my lovely!
You know, I'm starting to get hungry. Want a candy cane?

 

by VeganRobot
4-25-08
Now that illegal drugs have made us both Jesus, what should we do?
We could fight evil...
Um... well... I was thinking we could smite some ants in the back yard.
Same thing.

 

by VeganRobot
4-25-08
The psychedelic trip continues apace
Does it bother you that I'm not Jesus any more?
Yes.
But you're not Jesus anymore either.
Yes I am. I'm Ninja Jesus.

 

by VeganRobot
4-25-08
I've been looking for you, Ninja Jesus!
Well, you found me, Ninja Lucifer!
I think I'm starting to come down.
Me too. Damn! Right when things were starting to get interesting.

 

by VeganRobot
4-25-08
Gee, that was fun!
Yeah, we should do it again sometime!
I'm glad neither of us was seriously injured this time.
No kidding! Coming down in the ER absolutely blows.
Especially with all those Martians probing you.
That too.

 

by VeganRobot
4-25-08
Do you believe in God?
Of course.
Why "of course"?
I'm a squirrel. Who am I to question the existence of God?
Do you believe in Santa Claus?
Of course.

 

by VeganRobot
4-25-08
I'm an atheist.
Why are you telling me this in front of the White House?
It seems an appropriate place.
I don't get it.
An atheist has as much chance as a squirrel of getting in there.
Are all atheists as obtuse as you?

 

by VeganRobot
4-25-08
Nut please.
You know, they used to be impressed when you started talking to them.
I blame CGI.

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