All comics by WOOKY

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by WOOKY
1-07-01
They told to me entertain you in these final days of your life, Jesus.
Oh they did, did they?
Yes. Do you have anything in mind you would like me to perform for you?
Give me pleasure.
Aw JEEEZ
Yes, now let's begin . . .

 

by WOOKY
1-07-01
You a pixelated little fellow, aren't you?
So what? I'm wearing a golf-tee.
If you were a hamster your body would be rotting from all the fucking I'd give you.

 

by WOOKY
1-07-01
This is such shit!
What is?
My bitch was all up in my face last night!

 

by WOOKY
1-07-01
Is it true all Asians Girls guzzle cum and receive facials?
Is it true cowboys scream "Yeehaw"?
YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW
*guzzle guzzle slurp cough guzzle*

 

by WOOKY
1-07-01
I still can't see it!
Keep looking . . .
h4x0r h4x0r h4x0r

 

by WOOKY
1-08-01
I AM KING OF THE JEWS!
No, I AM KING OF THE JEWS!
. . .I'm really the King of the Jews . .

 

by WOOKY
1-08-01
Now what the hell are YOU doin' to yerself?
I'm anorexic. I eat until I become life-threatingly skinny!
Then what's the hammer and nail in your head for?
I hate myself. I want my body to feel pain . .
All anorexic people are stupid . ..

 

by WOOKY
1-08-01
If I was a dog balancing on a ball, what do you think I would look like?
Ummmmmm....

 

by WOOKY
1-09-01
Hey, where's your mom?
I think she's gone shopping.
I'd tap her, huh?

 

by WOOKY
1-09-01
Jimmy Crack Corn, and I don't care! Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care! Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care!
. .Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care! . .
That's not the way it goes! You're saying the first line far too much!
I don't care!

 

by WOOKY
1-13-01
Let's go eat that big brownie in the background over there.
That's not a brownie, that's-
Let's go eat that big brownie in the background over there.
Yes, sir.

 

by WOOKY
1-13-01
SUCK IT!
WRESTLING!
Gettin' crucified isn't THAT bad . . .

 

by WOOKY
1-14-01
whats up
nmh . .brb
k
k im back
kool
rotfl

 

by WOOKY
2-03-01
GO! He's escaping!
GO!
Almost caught up, Just a little more!

 

by WOOKY
2-04-01
The best thing about chickens is . . .
. . .you can eat them.

 

by WOOKY
2-15-01
Huh? What? . .oh, yeah . . .I know.

 

by WOOKY
2-19-01
... ... ...
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No, YOU'RE a pink donkey!

 

by WOOKY
2-19-01
Man-
SHIT
-i-
MASTER
-fold
CHUCKLE

 

by WOOKY
2-19-01
Sucking up is a sin!
I just wanted to suck up to people I enjoy!
Still . . .

 

by WOOKY
3-03-01
Lowpass is dying.
Three Reasons is dead!
And all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

 

by WOOKY
3-03-01
Awgh! Unh!
Mmmm! Ungh!
How was I?
Wow! You have such a big Cack!

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