Yeah, We're All Fucked. by Wazawaii1-24-03 So then, d'ja hear? Hear what, Mr. Fish? We have a Bush in the office, war in the middle east, and the gas prices are rising. Oh God, I've traveled back in time... Yeah I thought so too. No, turns out history's just repeating itself. My bet is that the apocalypse is among us. Hmm, I guess I should buy some canned food...
The struggle within by Wazawaii6-24-03 EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS WRONG! OBEY ME, AND YOU SHALL BECOME "NORMAL!" Stone Phillips... So powerfull... Must... Use... Force... ALWAYS COCACOLA! BUDWEISER: TRUE! ONCE YOU POP, THE FUN DON'T STOP! N-n-no... Must r-resist... Must-MUST BUY EVERYING. I WILL BUY EVERYTHING. I LOVE YOU, TELEVISION. THE CHROMAIC ADVERTISING DEITY HAS REQUESTED I SEIZE THE HEAD OF THE MATERNAL UNIT. IF YOU WILL NOT VOLUNTEER YOUR HEAD, I AM PREPARED TO USE FORCE. The chromaic... HONEY, WHERE DO WE KEEP OUR KNIVES?!
