All comics by Xaserius

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by Xaserius
6-18-05
Can I help you?
Yes. I've come to file a complaint against your vile food and all your horrible employees.
Would you like some fries with that?

 

by Xaserius
6-18-05
Can I help you?
*BZZT* TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER SO I CAN TAKE OVER... uh, I MEAN PROMOTE SECRET OF WORLD PEACE
Uh... sure. I'll go get the manager.
Hehehe, Excellent.
HEY DUDE!!!! I;m teh manager!!!1what do u neeed?
Ah, screw that. This planet's not worth taking over.

 

by Xaserius
6-18-05
Can I... uh, help you?
Yessssssssss......
Gah! That's it! This job is getting too weird. I can't take this any more! I quit!
Hey wait, I just want a McGriddle sandwich!

 

by Xaserius
6-18-05
Okay, that's it! I quit! Find somebody else to run your psycho circus of yours!
Hmm...
Hey Jeff, good news! It turns out that you get the job after all!
HOORAY!!!!11oneone

 

by Xaserius
6-18-05
Hmm... Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to quit. I'm sure that whoever they hired in my place will screw up pretty badly.
On second thought, I'm probably overreacting. Everything will be fine.
My cash register, my rules!
What the hell do you mean by "a million dollars?" You want me to pay you a million bucks for one stinkin' cheeseburger?

 

by Xaserius
6-18-05
Hmm... I think I'm gonna watch TV for a bit.
"We Interrupt this program for this special announcement..."
Just earlier today, the McDonalds on 5th and Main street spontaneously combusted. By the time the firefighters arrived, it was too late. Everybody inside the building was killed.
Oh, dear God!

 

by Xaserius
6-18-05
I can't believe this... This whole thing's my whole fault! I feel like the worst person in the universe right about now.
Excuse me...
On second thought, never mind.

 

by Xaserius
6-18-05
Finally! Inside that mansion is a save point. I'd better get there before my connection dies and all this adventuring goes to waste!
Good idea. There's no sense in having to do everything all over aga...
***SERVER CONNECTION LOST***
What... the HELL?
Stupid MMORPGs...

 

by Xaserius
6-20-05
Hey Jason, you want to come over later and get a LAN set up?
I'm not sure... I was thinking of maybe getting out and doing something for once.
Yep. I thought you had lost your mind for a second.
Holy crap! Did I actually just say what I think I just said?

 

by Xaserius
6-20-05
Haha, I am owning all of you! There's no way you can stand up to me and my BFG-9000! Yee-haw!
**Raynor666 has joined the game**
**Xaserius was telefragged by Raynor666**
What the hell???

 

by Xaserius
6-20-05
**Xaserius was obliterated by Raynor666's BFG9000***
I'll get you for that, you no-good dirty cheating faggot!
**Xaserius was splintered by Raynor666's BFG9000***
Damnit!
**Xaserius couldn't escape from Raynor666's BFG9000***
BFG-WHORE! BFG WHORE!

 

by Xaserius
6-20-05
Damn you, Raynor666! I'll never forget this moment, you dirty cheating faggot!
Whatever. Hey, you want to play some co-op later?
Heh, sure, why not?

 

by Xaserius
6-20-05
Okay... go left! No, not that left! Your other left! Ack, the other direction!
Uh... what are you talking about? I'm in the red key room already.
**Xaserius was ripped apart by a Hell Knight**
Oh... well, who's this guy right in front of me?... Ack! Damnit!

 

by Xaserius
6-20-05
All right. We're almost finished with the level... just bring the key over to the exit door and we can exit this place.
Roger that. I'm on my way...
**SERVER CONNECTION LOST**
Oh crap... on second thought, never mind.

 

by Xaserius
6-20-05
Okay, I've had some requests to do some more random stuff, so here it goes...
knock knok
whos there
DIGERIEDOO
DIGERIEDOO who
OMG LACK OF PUNCHLINE

 

by Xaserius
6-20-05
Arr, matey!
Oh my god, it's George Bush!
I don't get it! Where's the punch line?
< Metamidnight > you< make exactly negative 200 percent sense
Ahh! Don't hurt me!
Forget a punch-line. How about a bitch-slap line?

 

by Xaserius
6-20-05
Okay, my sister wants to make a comic, and mom says i gotta let her, so the next part is hers. I hope it foesn't suck so much, she's only 7
One of these days, the stupidity of the world will implode on itself, taking the universe with it.
I'll probably live on Mars by then.
Okay you finished her stupid comic. Now onward with teh more coolness!
Congratulations. You are now officially one of those who contribute to the implosion.

 

by Xaserius
6-20-05
EVENTS LEADING UP TO THE PREVIOUS COMIC:
Hey, can I make a comic?
(That's supposed to be me on the left, and my sister on the right)
Er... not right now. I'm kinda busy and stuff.
Okay, fine. I'll just reformat your hard drive later, then.
The horror...
Gah, okay! I'll do anything you want!
Hehe, excellent...

 

by Xaserius
7-05-05
What I'd like to do to AOL n00bs...
hey u, asl plz!
wtf r u going?
Uh... I'll be right back...
Owned.
oh no i have been erasered!
haha u suk

 

by Xaserius
7-05-05
What the hell? It's way too dark in here. I'd better get the lights... *click*
Huh?
Oh shit...
Owned.

 

by Xaserius
7-05-05
Why you should never apply for a job as a policeman in Vice City...
So... any luck so far, Detective?
...they always die.
What the hell?

 

by Xaserius
8-05-05
Why Ninjas shouldn't be allowed to talk...
Ryu Ninja, attack!
Owned.
Oh shit.

 

by Xaserius
8-05-05
Hey, have you ever gotten scared over something that was incredibly stupid?
Yeah, actually, something like that happened to me a couple of days ago.
When I woke up that morning, I turned around the corner and I saw this freaking scary-looking face there. I actually screamed out loud.
But then I realized... I was looking into a mirror.

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