Not-so-fast Food by Xaserius6-18-05 Can I help you? Yes. I've come to file a complaint against your vile food and all your horrible employees. Would you like some fries with that?
World Peace by Xaserius6-18-05 Can I help you? *BZZT* TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER SO I CAN TAKE OVER... uh, I MEAN PROMOTE SECRET OF WORLD PEACE Uh... sure. I'll go get the manager. Hehehe, Excellent. HEY DUDE!!!! I;m teh manager!!!1what do u neeed? Ah, screw that. This planet's not worth taking over.
Too much to handle by Xaserius6-18-05 Can I... uh, help you? Yessssssssss...... Gah! That's it! This job is getting too weird. I can't take this any more! I quit! Hey wait, I just want a McGriddle sandwich!
Psycho circus? by Xaserius6-18-05 Okay, that's it! I quit! Find somebody else to run your psycho circus of yours! Hmm... Hey Jeff, good news! It turns out that you get the job after all! HOORAY!!!!11oneone
Expensive by Xaserius6-18-05 Hmm... Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to quit. I'm sure that whoever they hired in my place will screw up pretty badly. On second thought, I'm probably overreacting. Everything will be fine. My cash register, my rules! What the hell do you mean by "a million dollars?" You want me to pay you a million bucks for one stinkin' cheeseburger?
Spontaneous Combustion by Xaserius6-18-05 Hmm... I think I'm gonna watch TV for a bit. "We Interrupt this program for this special announcement..." Just earlier today, the McDonalds on 5th and Main street spontaneously combusted. By the time the firefighters arrived, it was too late. Everybody inside the building was killed. Oh, dear God!
Worst Person in the Universe by Xaserius6-18-05 I can't believe this... This whole thing's my whole fault! I feel like the worst person in the universe right about now. Excuse me... On second thought, never mind.
Bad Connection by Xaserius6-18-05 Finally! Inside that mansion is a save point. I'd better get there before my connection dies and all this adventuring goes to waste! Good idea. There's no sense in having to do everything all over aga... ***SERVER CONNECTION LOST*** What... the HELL? Stupid MMORPGs...
Lost Mind by Xaserius6-20-05 Hey Jason, you want to come over later and get a LAN set up? I'm not sure... I was thinking of maybe getting out and doing something for once. Yep. I thought you had lost your mind for a second. Holy crap! Did I actually just say what I think I just said?
Telefragged by Xaserius6-20-05 Haha, I am owning all of you! There's no way you can stand up to me and my BFG-9000! Yee-haw! **Raynor666 has joined the game** **Xaserius was telefragged by Raynor666** What the hell???
BFG Whore by Xaserius6-20-05 **Xaserius was obliterated by Raynor666's BFG9000*** I'll get you for that, you no-good dirty cheating faggot! **Xaserius was splintered by Raynor666's BFG9000*** Damnit! **Xaserius couldn't escape from Raynor666's BFG9000*** BFG-WHORE! BFG WHORE!
Changed my Mind by Xaserius6-20-05 Damn you, Raynor666! I'll never forget this moment, you dirty cheating faggot! Whatever. Hey, you want to play some co-op later? Heh, sure, why not?
Ripped Apart by Xaserius6-20-05 Okay... go left! No, not that left! Your other left! Ack, the other direction! Uh... what are you talking about? I'm in the red key room already. **Xaserius was ripped apart by a Hell Knight** Oh... well, who's this guy right in front of me?... Ack! Damnit!
Wrong Exit by Xaserius6-20-05 All right. We're almost finished with the level... just bring the key over to the exit door and we can exit this place. Roger that. I'm on my way... **SERVER CONNECTION LOST** Oh crap... on second thought, never mind.
Lack of Punchline by Xaserius6-20-05 Okay, I've had some requests to do some more random stuff, so here it goes... knock knok whos there DIGERIEDOO DIGERIEDOO who OMG LACK OF PUNCHLINE
-200% Sense by Xaserius6-20-05 Arr, matey! Oh my god, it's George Bush! I don't get it! Where's the punch line? < Metamidnight > you< make exactly negative 200 percent sense Ahh! Don't hurt me! Forget a punch-line. How about a bitch-slap line?
Guest Comic: Implosion by Xaserius6-20-05 Okay, my sister wants to make a comic, and mom says i gotta let her, so the next part is hers. I hope it foesn't suck so much, she's only 7 One of these days, the stupidity of the world will implode on itself, taking the universe with it. I'll probably live on Mars by then. Okay you finished her stupid comic. Now onward with teh more coolness! Congratulations. You are now officially one of those who contribute to the implosion.
The horror... by Xaserius6-20-05 EVENTS LEADING UP TO THE PREVIOUS COMIC: Hey, can I make a comic? (That's supposed to be me on the left, and my sister on the right) Er... not right now. I'm kinda busy and stuff. Okay, fine. I'll just reformat your hard drive later, then. The horror... Gah, okay! I'll do anything you want! Hehe, excellent...
Erasered by Xaserius7-05-05 What I'd like to do to AOL n00bs... hey u, asl plz! wtf r u going? Uh... I'll be right back... Owned. oh no i have been erasered! haha u suk
Duck Hunt by Xaserius7-05-05 What the hell? It's way too dark in here. I'd better get the lights... *click* Huh? Oh shit... Owned.
Bad cop! No donut! by Xaserius7-05-05 Why you should never apply for a job as a policeman in Vice City... So... any luck so far, Detective? ...they always die. What the hell?
Not-so-silent Killers by Xaserius8-05-05 Why Ninjas shouldn't be allowed to talk... Ryu Ninja, attack! Owned. Oh shit.
Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's the Scariest one of all? by Xaserius8-05-05 Hey, have you ever gotten scared over something that was incredibly stupid? Yeah, actually, something like that happened to me a couple of days ago. When I woke up that morning, I turned around the corner and I saw this freaking scary-looking face there. I actually screamed out loud. But then I realized... I was looking into a mirror.