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by Xerion
9-22-06
Women.
Can you help peel my orange?
Sure.
Men.
Can you help peel my orange?
Oh..I'll help "peel" your orange, reeeal nice.
Jesus.
Can you help peel my orange?
...Whore...

 

Look! I got in my pants!
Sluts..
by Xerion, 9-22-06

 

by Xerion
9-22-06
Day 1.
The tradegy of living..of breathing..nothing good ever happens! I must kill myself.
Now..that I think about it..this nail would probably hurt really bad.
Day 2.
Yesterday..I failed. Like I fail at everything..including life! Now is my final day of suffering!
...Maybe...tommorrow.
Day 3.
A knife! A knife to plunge into my heart and end my swirling abysmal nightmare for good!
Just fucking do it already!

 

GTFO.
...Which makes the third Latino riot this month over "white prejudice." Tom?
In a realted story, George Bush had this to say about anyone resident of American claiming to hate living here..."GTFO!"
by Xerion, 9-22-06

 

by Xerion
9-22-06
Hey cracka! Going to the country club huh cracka? Damn you and your white skin power to get all the good jobs while we get nothing! Whitey. Honky. Cracka. Casper.
Hey..African American Male.
Racist..

 

by Xerion
9-22-06
Crack.
Uhh...I'm sorry. The princess is in another castle...far, far away. Now leave the nice drug dealer alone.

 

Ok so now I know the wrong way to do a vasectomy. Now I know!
by Xerion, 9-22-06

 

by Xerion
9-22-06
Men and Women. Possibly the only thing they share in common is the 'Men' in there name.
Women want to Talk. Men want Sex. Here's a great way of finding common ground.
"So..what..are..you..wearing?"

 

by Xerion
9-22-06
As Torin begins to cyber with a girl he just met, she adds to the fun.
*Of Course I don't mind if you bring your friend. Your both 18 right?*
She writes,"Put us both together and we're 26."
Fuck it! If I've got to do math then it's not worth it!

 

by Xerion
9-22-06
*Ring*
*Ring*
Shoulda read the instructions..
*Ring*

 

by Xerion
9-22-06
Let's Sing Xerion's Version.
You are my sunshine my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are grey.
Everybody Now!
I'll fucking shoot you if you keep singing.
=D
Please don't take my life away.

 

by Xerion
9-22-06
During A Interview.
So..your celeberating your..11th comic?
Yes'm.
That's strange..usually people celebrate there 25th,50th,100th, do you see where I'm going with this?
Yes I do.
Right out my door.

 

Fuck aspirin.
by Xerion, 9-22-06

 

Would it be gay...
by Xerion, 9-22-06

 

by Xerion
9-22-06
Ok...now we're celebrating number 15. Is that better?
Actually..no.
You see. You want to have a high even number..something to celeberate. 15 is not high or even.
Neither is the number "A."
He is a complete moron..

 

by Xerion
9-22-06
I love you.
Really? Because so do I. I've just been waiting for the right moment to tell you how I feel..this is almost to good to be true.
Well...if your gonna get all emotional..I'm leaving.

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