When evil calls, don't answer by Zeram11-22-03 Why I love my job pt.1 Thank you for calling the support center how may I help you? ring I'm 20 screens deep into your companys web app and everytime I click this button you don't have access to, I get an error Ok, what is the exact error you're getting? I don't know ...
Twitch Twitch by Zeram11-22-03 Why I love my job pt.2 Ok, well have you tried restarting IE or have you tired it on another system? What makes you think I have time to do that? Nevermind I'll just figure it out *click* I.... VIOLENCE....
The setup by Zeram11-22-03 Why I love my job pt.3 You wanted to see me boss? yes... About that customer on Saturday... gulp To Be Continued You violated every protocol we have for answering the phone but...
I'm just glad I have a job, maybe... by Zeram11-22-03 Why I love my job *fin* I don't have the training or access to help her, what should I have done? You shouldn't have let her hang up, you should have kept her on the phone for 20 minutes getting every last scrap of inconsequential information Does that mean I'm fired? No, worse worse? Due to the stagnant job market you are now our indentured servant, the more calls you screw up the longer your term.
I'm a creep by Zeram1-23-04 Hey Zeram Hey Snow So some of my friends think you are creepy... How so? Well when you start talking about breast bondage and fisting, well you know... So what are you trying to say?
I'm a weirdo by Zeram1-23-04 So which one of your friends thinks I'm creepy? I'd rather not say really, I don't want to start any trouble Ok I can dig that, it's cool... Thanks, but if you could do me one favor? Sure whats that? Don't ever talk to any of my friends again...
Serious inside joke alert by Zeram1-28-04 RING RING RING Hey Pal! It's great to hear from you! Hey Zeram what's up? How's life in Flordia man? Pretty good, the house is really nice, excpet my fiance is always in the bathroom...
We've all got issues by Zeram2-04-04 Yo Dev, whats new? I fell in love with this girl from Columbia that I met on the internet Oh She's really hot and shes a serious computer geek Well good luck man As long as she doesn't slit my throat in the middle of the night I'll be ok
It must be love by Zeram2-04-04 So hows that girl? Really cool! Oh yeah? She sent me a present for my birthday oh really, what? 2 kilos of coke
And the angst shall flow like water by Zeram2-09-04 Whats new Zeram? It's almost Valentines Day and I'm just feeling depressed... Don't feel so bad man, look on the bright side! What bright side might that be exactly? You're not dating a girl who throws you across the room and then tries to cut your heart out with a steak knife You know you're right, not dating any of your ex's is a bright side!
How new drinks get made... by Zeram6-12-04 So what are you mixing up there ahmer? I'm not really sure... Wow that stuff doesn't smell like it'll mix well... *sip* So...? Tastes like burning grandma!!!