The Bases are loaded... by aerodweezil4-15-04 Returning from the bathroom... Dude, I just made a Grand Slam. Grand Slam? Yeah, it's toilet terminology. There's the Single, the Double... Then what's the Grand Slam. oh.
Urban Desperation by aerodweezil4-15-04 Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts? No. Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good. Right. CAN'T A GUY JUST GET SOME FUCKING SEX?!? My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling...
