All comics by ajh1138

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by ajh1138
1-27-06
I'm the DotNET Cowboy!
Taken.
DotNET Wrangler?
Lame.
DotNET Rustler!
Try 'DotNET Douchebag'.

 

by ajh1138
1-27-06
Hey! I saw you in that Microsoft ad. Frickin' sweet, man.
Uh, that wasn't me, actually. That was a human wearing a dinosaur mask.
Oh, uh...really?
Wouldn't shit ya.
Well, fuck...that's embarassing.
63 Million years...Ain't *shit* changed.

 

by ajh1138
1-27-06
Hey, Terry...I'm sorry about yesterday. I didn't mean to offend you...
That's ai'ght. We sisters gotta stick together, so it's cool.
I'm *so* glad we...wait, you're a girl?
Now you're just fuckin' with me.
Indeed.

 

by ajh1138
2-05-06
Dammit...I've been downsized. Well, it's been good workin' with ya.
Sorry to see you go, Triple O. I'm sure you'll land on your feet. The job market is pretty good right now.
Yeah, I'll just bullshit my way into some other IT company that will be forced to put up with my lack of skills and constant absenteeism for years on end.
That's a positive way to look at it, I guess.

 

by ajh1138
2-12-06
Hello, Mr. Vice-President.
Hey, Harry! Ready for another huntin' trip?
Uh...I guess so...
Super! I'll give you a ten second head start this time.
10 seconds later...
C'm on, Dubya! This time we finish it.
Yeehaw!

 

by ajh1138
2-12-06
So, how's my huntin' buddy, Doc? Will he make it?
He'll be fine, Mr. Vice President. Just be more careful with that shotgun from now on.
I'm just kinda clumsy with these things, I guess.
Maybe you should have served in the military instead of getting all those deferments.
...and that's how I got sent to Afghanistan!

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