All comics by andybulka

 

Jesus saves by andybulka 9-06-05
Somewhere on earth in the 20th Century... I am Jesus	You need to get a job.	Man.. this playstation game is hard...

 

The Burning Bush by andybulka 6-29-06
Burning Bushes are not always what they seem. Wow - a burning bush !! Is this a sign from God?	Maybe I'm the new Moses - the new Messiah! I'll be famous and respected.	Oh Crap. Hi I'm George Burns Bush. I'm here to help. Mission Accomplished and all that. Oh yeah.

 

Live Long by andybulka 6-30-06
Somewhere in the future... SPOCK! Why are you giving me the finger? You mean my "Live Long" thing?... You know I've been doing that for years.. What's suddenly wrong with you?	Old friends become suspicious of each other... I'm gonna scan you... I'm gonna scan you...	My scans indicate we need to have an action punch up right now, or the TV execs won't extend the series. Wo - I'm outta here. 7-year itch and all that - off to Vulcan for some relief.

 

The Princess by andybulka 7-02-06
Words and Music by Alicia Keys (you know the song - "A Woman's Worth" - it was a big hit about a year ago) You could buy me diamonds, you could buy me pearls. Take me on a cruise around the world. Baby you know I'm worth it Ummm Excuse me...	Cuz a real man knows a real woman when he sees her. And a real woman knows a real man ain't afraid to please her.	And a real woman knows a real man always comes first. And a real man just can't deny a woman's worth Hey - I only just came up to ask if you knew the way to the bathroom...

 

A Politician's Conscience by andybulka 7-02-06
A Politician struggles with his conscience... I want to make another deal. Sorry - you've already given me your immortal soul. You need to offer something else.	I promise to be really really really really really really really really really bad this year. Sorry - you already are really bad. You even make ME sick.	Ok - if you won't help - I'll join the extreme right, pray to God and see what he has to offer. Sigh - they all end up this way...

 

Rationale - fun guy by andybulka 5-09-07
Argument Mapping in the office. My wife says I'm no fun anymore. She wants to leave me. Wow.	But there are so many reasons why I'm such a fun guy. I can't believe she can't see that. Why don't you map it all out for her using Rationale?	Hey - don't joke around - this is serious.

 

The Guru - golden god typo by andybulka 5-13-07
At the local Qwik Copy Centre What seems to be the problem? Well - that last poster of me that I use as a backdrop for my motivational seminar had a typo in it!	Umm - you mean the one that said "I am a golden DOG"? What was it supposed to have said?	Never mind...

 

The Guru - Master friends by andybulka 5-13-07
Friends... I killed my wife, put her in the boot of my car, dumped my kid at the airport and am on the run. I am in the process of destroying my partners life by selling the house on her. I am on bad terms with almost everyone.	My students and colleagues don't appreciate... ... my supreme god like skills.	I am master... hear me roar...

 

Rationale - wide screen bush by andybulka 5-13-07
George there are so many arguments against us that I recommend we use Rationale to map them all out out into a visual tree map. Ok Bob. Do it.		Bob's put in an urgent requesition for a 6,135 foot wide screen monitor.

 

Rationale - The Surge by andybulka 5-14-07
Reasons for surging ahead Right George - Congress wants your detailed reasoning on this Iraq thing. We want a solid Rationale argument map. No problem. I'll get on it. Mission Accomplished.		I'm feeling a surge of something...

 

Rationale - Food for thought by andybulka 6-15-07
Food for thought Can I help you?	I'm hungry. Rumour on the street is that there is Ratatouille here. I've come for a serve of Ratatouille. I'm sorry - Ratatouille is the name of the newsletter for the cutting edge thinking software Rationale - its not edible. He he.	Now that's food for thought. Can I help you? You too? Now look here we aren't running a food kitchen here...

 

temp by andybulka 7-01-07
Hi Dad. I need $50. How did you get in here? I told my secretary not to let you in or to make any appointments. Get out son, be a man and get a real job!	Come on Dad. My time is valuable - that will be $100 now. And I have a job - I am a Master. I keep telling you no more handouts. Now get OUT you fat deluded disappointment - you are not worthy of my name.	Sir - your son has left an invoice for $150 at reception. Its says its for "consulation with the master". Wow - what unbelievable gall. You gotta admire his gall. He is certainly a master of something.... Ok - rip it up - no send it to that Sos woman - she usually takes care of them...

 

Rationale - How to make time for a golf game... by andybulka 9-03-07
Finally! I've finally finished that 270 page report arguing the case for our new product line. It's ready for you to read. Great work. Sounds like a lot of reading.	Sure its is a lot of reading. I've worked very hard. Lots of complex reading for you. Yes indeed. I'd like it summarised into a couple of visual maps using Rationale. Should end up being a couple of pages.	But that will take me another couple of hours! Yes but it will save me many !

 

Chinese teacher is upset. by andybulka 11-21-14
Chinese teacher is upset. Don't talk to me.	I've upset the teacher. How come?	Native Chinese speakers getting the upper hand, again... He teaches Chinese but I know more Chinese than him! Oh!!

 

Duck the cop by andybulka 8-26-16
hey you there!	what's your problem?	you

 

The Master - needs advice on fame. by andybulka 8-26-16
The Master - needs advice on fame. Hey Jesus. I hear there is a going to be a comic strip about me.	All that attention - wow. Got any tips for me on how to handle immortal fame? Who the hell is this guy?	Never mind. Even you wouldn't understand...

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