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by argh
2-08-04
Gee mister, you're stupid.
He gets into a fight with the 6 year old
No you're stupid!
At least I didn't put a nail in my head
Stupid policeman thinks he molested the child
Holy shit dude, I didn't do anything!
You go to jail for molesting a 6 year old, ok?

 

by argh
2-08-04
The asian girls can sing
We are siamese if you please
We are siamese if you don't please
Little Johnny can talk to dolphins
Yo
My talent is so dumb, but I can talk to dolphins
George Bush can act like a monkey
Ooh ah ah!
Screw you dude, i'm not even smart enough to make big weapons of mass destruction and shit!

 

by argh
2-08-04
Ocean Gossip
Did you hear that David Letterman is going out with a fish?
Omg! That's so weird! Let's go make fun of him!
Pickup lines
Hey I lost my number. Can I borrow yours?
Alrighty, but be sure to give it back as soon as you find your own.
why does the splat think? Is it alive?
What the hell is that?
too many muffins...

 

by argh
2-08-04
My computer sucks
What if i want to update my profile and it says i typed in the wrong password?
You punch your computer and swear at it because it is your slave and it shouldn't misbehave
I am Neal
no you're not
yes
no

 

by argh
2-08-04
Go out with me
I don't want to
Please?
No!
Damn.
eek. What to do...

 

by argh
2-08-04
They love eachother
I love you
I love you too
No one loves the pirate
I got a valentine from my valentine
No one loves me
He doesn't love America
I love America
No you don't

 

by argh
2-08-04
People are "on the go", so they have to drink cold soup out of the can
I wonder if people are actually so lazy that they just drink that cold soup out of the can
People are really lazy
People don't care about anyone
I'm so lazy that I won't watch the tv if i can't find the remote
I'm so lazy that i woudn't get my lazy ass off the couch if my grandson was dying
They don't like to work
I'm too lazy to walk to my neighbors house, so I drive to my neighbor's house
I'm too lazy to go to work

 

by argh
2-08-04
snowman doesn't believe in jesus
I love you
I don't believe in you jesus, you are a figment of my imagination
He wants jesus to stop hitting him
Ahh! Stay away!
But I'm here to forgive you for all the sins you made
Jesus forgives this man for nailing him to that cross
Do you believe that I exist?
Of course I belive in you. I nailed you to that god damn thing!

 

by argh
2-08-04
That robot has some fashion sense
What in the world is that dog wearing? That's so last season!
Grrr...
That's a fat clown
I'm just trying to entertain you doosh!
This town ain't big enough for the two of us
He doesn't want to be friends with her
You are my best friend forever no matter what
cool.

 

by argh
2-08-04
They think their big brothers are so tough
My big brother can be up your big brother
Bring it on, bitch!
They will fight soon
So... We're supposed to fight?
Yes. I suppose so. May the best man win
This shall be continued
I'll kick your ass, bitch!
No you won't!

 

by argh
2-08-04
They don't want to fight
Oh fuck it. I don't feel like fighting.
Same here.
The chinese attack!
Oh no! We're going to die!
Oh my god! We are!
They went to hell
We're in hell!
Neat-o

 

by argh
2-08-04
Clay and Ruben
I'm clay aiken
I'm ruben studdard
Ruben's angry at the fact that clay aiken is so gay that he can put a lisp in the work cracker
I love crackersth
Holy shit dude! I'm gonna kick you in yo balls!
They went to jail for punching each other
No we're in jail because you punched me! I miss my crackersth!
Will you shut yo mouth before i punch you again!? You know I will, white bread!

 

by argh
2-08-04
Pot in her food
Hey what's up?
I went to a restaurant today, and they put pot in my food.
Maybe it was a joke
That's not cool
I don't know why they did it. It was mean.
The person who did this could get fired
I feel dizzy
That usually happens when you eat pot. It's not good for your brain to eat pot

 

by argh
2-08-04
He want's a time machine
There should be some sort of time machine
Why??
He wished he didn't crash on earth
So I could go back in time and make sure that I didn't crash on earth
Earth is actually not that bad
The End

 

by argh
2-08-04
He is just being silly
I want to have a party at a wonderful place in the clouds
Are you crazy?
He might be high
No
Are you high?
Nevermind, he's drug free
I'm drug free
Well, obviously I'm not. I mean, look at me. I'm a dog with clothes on and I'm standing on a ball!

 

by argh
2-09-04
The robot and the little indian girl are in the wilderness
We are in the wilderness
Yes. This is where I live
She doesn't know how to speak english except for one phrase
So... do you come here often?
Yes. This is where I live
He thought he could trick her
Wanna give me a dollar?
No. This is where I live

 

by argh
2-09-04
People are dumb
I wish people would stop pretending like they're some hardcore punk or whatever if they are not
They should just be themselves and do whatever the fuck they want to do instead of being what everyone else wants
Wow
Chicken noodle soup is dumb
I like chicken noodle soup. I don't care what you say.
They speak about camping
I'm going camping this weekend. Do yo want to come?
Yeah.

 

by argh
2-09-04
I hate my dad
durr... burp.
I hate you, you bitch!
You crazy motherfucker
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Go to hell you spaz!
Just die
I hate you
I hate you too

 

by argh
2-09-04
I like my computer
I like talking with my friends online
My computer can be a jew sometimes too
JEW JEW JEW JEW! WAWAWAWAWA!
Oh no! My computer has turned into the evil tiki jew of porcupine peak!
Grim wins a stereo
This letter says that you win a stereo
Sweet ass!

 

by argh
2-09-04
He is Mike
MIKE
He is Roth
ROTH
He is confused
Huh?

 

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2-09-04

 

by argh
2-09-04
He wants to know what time it is
What time is it?
I don't know. I have to pee. I'll be right back.
He'll wait for his friend
Ok I'll be waiting here for you
Was that a fart?
whoops I farted

 

by argh
2-09-04
EMO
Emotion
is my middlename
TION
I lay in bed
and listen to the rain
IS MY MIDDLE NAME
Put happy thoughts into my head
but instead it's the hurting words you said

 

by argh
2-10-04
He's the yes man from those car commercials
Do you have the lowest prices on new and used cars in the tri-state area?
YES!
0 apr and 0 interest until next month! What a great deal!
Do you have 0 apr and 0 interest until next month?
YES!
Don't take a
Will you be my lover?
NO!

 

by argh
2-10-04
Bugs Bunny and racist
Oh geez...
What?
Bugs is worried
I am so worried
Why?
He can't tell you why because he is dumb
I can't tell you
Well then why the hell did you tell me that you were worried? What a stupid thing to do!

 

by argh
2-10-04
You mess with the bull, you get da horns
Ooh! I"m so scared!
You just got yourself another detention
GOOD!
Are you finished?
NO! GIVE ME ANOTHER!

 

by argh
2-10-04
Santa time at the mall
Hello little girl! What do you want for Christmas?
I want a dolly.
Little children to tend to...
And what do you want, little boy?
I want a transformer!
And maybe some homicidal children...
What do you want me to bring you on Christmas Eve?
I want a gun to kill my mommy

 

by argh
2-10-04
You don't need cigarettes
You need me!
Ahh! Go away!
They just make your lungs black, and they make you smell bad
Admit it! You'd be nothing without me!
I don't need you! And stop following me! I'll call the cops!
Remember kids, don't smoke! And if you smoke, use the patch!
Use the patch, kids!
Yes! Do it! It works!

 

by argh
2-10-04
She wants the wise owl to be her friend
I am the wise one. Ask me a question.
Will you please be my friend? You are the coolest person I've ever met.
He wants to be friends with her
I'll be your friend. I just have to do something first. I'll be right back.
Yay!
It's over.
ok.

 

by argh
2-11-04
Hello.
Hello.
Hello astronaut monkey
Hello
I see a monkey in the sky
No you don't

 

by argh
2-11-04
Jessica is mean to robots
Why did you throw a shoe at me
Because my name is Jessica. Give me a dollar.
Robots hate her
GO AWAY!
Ok
She is the inferior race
You're not stupid.
Yes I am

 

by argh
2-11-04
He peed in the kitchen
I PEED IN THE KITCHEN!
Whoa that's gross. You know there's a bathroom right over there?
she didnl't tell him where the bathroom was
You refused to tell me
Nuh uh.
Don't do it. She'll kill you with her witchcraft
Fine. I'll pee on you!
No don't.

 

by argh
2-11-04
Bugs Bunny isn't worried anymore
I'm fine now. No more worries.
That's good.
They go to get ice cream
Wanna go get ice cream?
Okay.
The End
The End
Look at my balls!

 

by argh
2-12-04
He is friends with the jungle people and the tiki people
Wassup homie?
I don't know
Old ladies are racist and they think that black people are the devil
Oh no! It's a negro! Run away! Stay away from the evil!
You are really racist
A squirrel loves him
I love you
But you are a squirrel

 

by argh
2-12-04
The pirate loves the hippie
Hello
The hippie loves the pirate
I love you
I love you too
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!

 

by argh
2-13-04
The bear is staring at him
There is a little bear staring at me
So?
The bear loves him
I wuv you
But you don't even know me!
It's not a secret anymore.
You have a secret admirer!
But it's not a secret.

 

by argh
2-13-04
YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
They don't know each other.
YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

 

by argh
2-13-04
His verb is killing people
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
You shall die!
His verb is getting drunk
woo.
His verb is being a racist and being mean to black people
woo.

 

by argh
2-13-04
Don't talk to me. i hate you.
But we are lab partners
So what? I'll tell the teacher to switch because you are harassing me.
That hurts my feelings
I'm not talking to you anymore
Well, be happy you aren't lab partners with Kyle Arndt. He's so annoying and dumb and he thinks he's so funny because the teacher tells him to do something and he says no to the teacher.

 

by argh
2-17-04
He needs a vacation
I need to get away for a while
He's going to the moon, and he's bringing a monkey!
Let's go to the moon
Wee!
Fun times on the moon
I'm sorry, but I've found another monkey to mate with.
I like this place

 

by argh
2-17-04
Chicken is in a bad mood
Don't fuck with me, buddy. I've had a bad day.
I wasn't going to fuck with you
The chicken is angry
Looking at your face makes me angry.
Don't be mean to me. What's your problem?
That guy is a therapist or something
My cousin was killed and served in soup at the farm today. I'm leaving for Montana to look for a better life, because I might be next.
You wanna talk about it?

 

by argh
2-18-04
I'm going to kill Anthony Mendola because he's smelly and hairy and he's gross and annoying too. And very obese.
I will kill Anthony Mendola!
I have to find a disguise so no one knows it was me
Okay... Now for a disguise...
I'm about to kill him.
Okay Mendola! I'm gonna kill your fat ass!!
Oh well... No one likes me anyway

 

by argh
2-20-04
JESSICA IS A BITCH!
YOU ARE SO RIGHT
JESSICA IS A BITCH!
YOU ARE SO RIGHT
JESSICA IS A BITCH!
YOU ARE SO RIGHT

 

by argh
2-20-04
CHU GOT DETENTION!
HEY CHU! YOU GOT DETENTION!
That's nice
That's me, having a word with Chu...
Chu, I need to have a word with you. Step aside with me.
ok... what did you need to say to me?
CHU GOT DETENTION! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
CHU GOT DETENTION!!! CHU GOT DETENTION!!!!!
what the fuck...

 

by argh
2-23-04
All the preppy whores and the dickhead jocks are going to the Baghead concert. (Baghead is a local metal band)
Omg! I'm a stupid prep and me and my dumbass preppy friends are going to the Baghead concert even though we don't even like them! I'M A WHORE! I'M A WHORE! I'M A WHORE! I'M A WHORE!
Go ahead bitch! Then you'll probably get your ass kicked by someone because you are a fucken preppy whore!
I have no idea why they're going. They don't even like Baghead.
Haha! Are you going to the Baghead concert?
Maybe I will and then I can punch you in the face and break your nose, then you'll try to sue me because you are a rich prissy motherfucken jock!
I think I'm going to go, and then kick some whore's ass.
Yay! We're all going to the Baghead concert!
Are you doing this just to piss people off? You are so random!

 

by argh
2-24-04
I hope that last comic didn't make me seem like a weirdo
I'm sorry about that last comic. I was just pissed off.
Or maybe I think that was a stupid comic, but it really wasn't.
No... It was a stupid comic. Forgive my stupidness, for I am tired.
By the way, In the last comic, I meant to make that little girl in the last panel me. I forgot to change it.
oops i did it again

 

by argh
2-25-04
Hello
Hey
Guess what?
What?
I'm a sexy mama!
Yes you are.

 

by argh
2-25-04
The Descendants are an awesome band
Agreed.
Mxpx and Nofx are awesome too.
Agreed.
Just kidding. I don't like avril.
And you can't forget about the wonderful avril. I love sk8trbois!
I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU.

 

by argh
2-25-04
The narration in the last panel of the last comic was a mistake.
It wasn't supposed to be there.
I feel stupid.
I need to proofread more often.

 

by argh
2-25-04
All right. This comic is gonna be correct. No errors.
And it's going to be funny.
Yes. And I will proofread it to make sure it doesn't say anything stupid.
Alrighty then... let's get to work.
God dammit! There's no more room! Fuck!
Okay. Was that funny? ... i didn't think so...

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