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by asmodaes
9-08-03
The Annual Yarr Contest... don't ask
Yarrr!!!!!
Yarrrr!!!!!
I lose, waahhh
YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wiiiinnn!!!!!
Erm... *cough* ... *runs*
You suck balls
Well.. wasn't that exciting?

 

by asmodaes
9-08-03
Who the f*** are you big man?
Who are you looking at? I'm not that tall little girl!
Who are you looking at? I'm not that tall little girl! Ner ner ner!!!
Don't immitate me *sniffle*
Oh my I have turned into a computer!!
Yerrr!!! Gaming time!!

 

by asmodaes
9-09-03
Holy shit folks, its that darn thang again.. what should we do to it?
Aha!! I'm here to annoy you to death like I did in Word and Excel!!
Darkness from twilight, crimson from blood that flows… Buried in the flow of time… In thy great name, I pledge myself to the darkness!
Who are you talking to? You deserve a histerectomy!!
3 minutes later...
Oh.. it didn't work..
You need to get out more dude...

 

by asmodaes
9-09-03
Never be rude to an Arab, an Isreali, or Saudi, or Jew. Never be rude to an Irishman, no matter what you do...
Never poke fun at a Nigger, a Spic, or a Wop, or Kraut. And never poke fun at at...
This guy sucks...
Thank god for that...

 

by asmodaes
9-10-03
Holy fucknupples, this guy is still alive?? Didn't they like send the whole Armed Forces after this guy
Oooh a goat, and it talks.. this means..
Why are you looking at me like that?? I'm not for dinner am I?
Is that a new shirt? It goes nicely with your complextion.. oh such nice horns, they make me happy.. *cough* did I say that?
Oh shit...
I love you

 

by asmodaes
9-10-03
Yo yo yo, man wassup!!! I just got back from tha Crib man, wat yo been doin wid yowass??
Not Terrance again!!!!
Whats wrong ma nigga?? You want me to pop a cap in yowass?? Go eat a dick!!
Look man, wiggas suck balls and I dont like you. Go back and see your "cribby" bumbuddies and I recommend you take your own advice because I sure know I won't!!
Oh shit! Yo biatches get yowasses back here, mahh name is Terrance, you better recognise! Geez man your cranking my style!
STYLE!!!??? ahahahaha!! you call that shit style, get your homie shit self out of my face or I might break yours.. not that it will make any difference.

 

by asmodaes
9-10-03
At a Star Wars Geek Convention
Hey Star Wars boy, been shaggin' any wookies lately?
You damn trekkies! Why do you always make fun of us Star Warions?
Lucas copied our ideas when he made Star Warts!
I believe you are quite mistaken fellow Sci-fi fanatic, noone copied anyone here.
Well look at it this way, our starships are much better than yours, you can never beat the Federation!
I have two words for you.. Death.. Star.

 

by asmodaes
9-10-03
Hello Andrew, I am you 7 years from now
Wow, cool.. can u like tell me wat happens in the future Mr Me? Like lottery results of something
Well that would be nice wouldn't it, but I don't want to end up dying because knowing you, you will go mental with that much money
What are you on about? You have only just met me, lemme guess your a salesman aren't you?
Yes.. how did you guess?
I figured you were because you will never see me in a crappy suit like that, you fucking moron!

 

by asmodaes
9-10-03
Ahh, time to check my mail!
What the hell!!?? Keyboard not found, press any key to continue..??
I swear, I'm going to kill Bill Gates!!

 

by asmodaes
3-10-04
erk.. why am I a porcupine monkey cheese sandwich...?
*insert squirrel noise here*
Ya hungry little fella??
BURP!!!
Here, you can have my soul...
Nerr you can go fuck yourself if you think I'm gonna eat that!

 

by asmodaes
3-10-04
BLERG!!!
Now listen here children, this here is a gooblewooble chongleyamma noodle kaploogle gib, can you guess what his favourite food is?
*Gives the clown an evil look* Nyerk! Gloob gloob!!
As you can see he is currently eying me up as his meal..
The gooblewooble eats the clown..
Yum yum, NYERK!!! Noo dont draw him back in, I just ate the guy, he tastes funny I admit.

 

by asmodaes
3-10-04
Cheese sandwiches!
Pineapple sandwiches!!
the fight is on!! Pineapple sandwiches cannot live up to Cheese sandwiches thats for suurrre!!!!!
LOL you wanna bet???
yes!!! that I do my friend!! he will lose! *Andy eats the pineapple sandwich* there! done and done!! hehehhehehe me wins, *the cheese sandwich eats Tommy* hehehee
ok you and the cheese sandwich wins LOL

 

by asmodaes
3-10-04
exactly!!!
moo!
Loser
Nup ^_^
Okay then, nerd!
Yup! isn't it great!?

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