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by asspennies
12-29-02
do you like my spaceship? I'm going to eat you.
ahhhh sooooo?
BRAINS! I EAT YOU!
THIS is not good.
good work! Now kill yourself.
rizzuh is a fairy.

 

by asspennies
12-29-02
You're a faggot.
So?
So, will you fuck me in the ass?

 

by asspennies
12-29-02
ring
hello?
DIE FAGOT
dead

 

by asspennies
12-29-02
hey.
hey.
damn you've got big titties.

 

by asspennies
12-30-02
God damn I have to piss
tinkle tinkle tinkle
What? You're a fucking robot. How can you piss?
HEY I DIDN'T ASK YOU YOU STUPID BITCH GET OFF MY BA...
my legs!
oh yeah, my piss dissolves flesh

 

by asspennies
12-30-02
AHA! AVAST FOUL CREATURE! I SHALL DEFEAT YOU!
For $50 you can do me in the butt
Now you're talkin!

 

by asspennies
1-01-03
nngh...
plop
NNNNNGGGHHHHH...
aahhh.
MY CARPET!

 

by asspennies
1-06-03
Yeah, *sip*, so then I basically ate the guy.
I see, my child. Then what happened?
Well, I pretty much shat him out. Who'da thunk it? *sip*
Holy shit that's so hot. I have to go jerk off to kiddy porn.

 

by asspennies
1-06-03
Yeah, so the doctor pretty much said I'm contagious.
You know, it's pretty bad. Airborne, they say. 80% fatal.
Huh. Serves you right for fucking that experimental monkey.
Yeah. Hey, can I stay at your place?

 

by asspennies
1-06-03
Man it's so cool I got the nobel prize for peace, all because I made all men realize the inevitable pointlessness of war.
Then I eliminated poverty and ushered in a new era of human enlightenment and progress.
I had sex with your sister. I win.

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