the best strip ever. by asspennies12-29-02 do you like my spaceship? I'm going to eat you. ahhhh sooooo? BRAINS! I EAT YOU! THIS is not good. good work! Now kill yourself. rizzuh is a fairy.
robots can piss by asspennies12-30-02 God damn I have to piss tinkle tinkle tinkle What? You're a fucking robot. How can you piss? HEY I DIDN'T ASK YOU YOU STUPID BITCH GET OFF MY BA... my legs! oh yeah, my piss dissolves flesh
the offer by asspennies12-30-02 AHA! AVAST FOUL CREATURE! I SHALL DEFEAT YOU! For $50 you can do me in the butt Now you're talkin!
political commentary by asspennies1-06-03 Yeah, *sip*, so then I basically ate the guy. I see, my child. Then what happened? Well, I pretty much shat him out. Who'da thunk it? *sip* Holy shit that's so hot. I have to go jerk off to kiddy porn.
Outbreak by asspennies1-06-03 Yeah, so the doctor pretty much said I'm contagious. You know, it's pretty bad. Airborne, they say. 80% fatal. Huh. Serves you right for fucking that experimental monkey. Yeah. Hey, can I stay at your place?
peace is a fantasy by asspennies1-06-03 Man it's so cool I got the nobel prize for peace, all because I made all men realize the inevitable pointlessness of war. Then I eliminated poverty and ushered in a new era of human enlightenment and progress. I had sex with your sister. I win.