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HOSTAGE CRISIS by azapan 9-01-10
THE GOOD LORD WOULD LIKE TO KNOW, WHO WAS THE BRAVE ONE THAT GOES FIRST INTO THE CRIME SCENE AND SACRIFICES HIS LIFE? DO YOU MEAN..THE ONE WHO GOES FIRST INSIDE THE BUS WHILE THE HOSTAGE TAKING IS ON GOING?	YES..SO I CAN BLESS HIM OF THE BRAVERY HE HAS DONE. ACTUALLY, IT IS NOT A HIM..UPON FORCING THEIR WAY TO THE BUS' DOORS...	..1 OF OUR COPS ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED HIS NIGHT STICK INSIDE THE BUS...THUS HITTING THE HOSTAGE TAKER. GOD BLESS THE NIGHT STICK..

 

SIGNAGE by azapan 9-02-10
HABANG GUMAGAWA NG SIGNAGE SI RONETTE.. BUNSO AKO NA GAGAWA NG LARGE SIGN. IKAW NA LANG SA MGA SMALL SIGN.. BAKIT MISS DONNA?	DAHIL MATATAAS ANG MGA ENDCAP NATIN..HINDI MO SYA MAAABOT.. TOINKS!!!

 

SHOPLIFTER by azapan 9-02-10
MAY NAKALUSOT NA NAMANG SHOPLIFTER SA WAREHOUSE... SIR WAREHOUSE MANAGER, MAY NAKALUSOT NA NAMANG SHOPLIFTER AT DUMAAN PA SA EXIT. HAY ILANG ULIT NA YAN..MAGTANONG AKO SA MGA TAO KUNG ANO BA MAGANDANG SOLUSYON..	NAGHANAP SI WAREHOUSE MANAGER NG MGA MAASAHANG EMPLEYADO.. ALBERT FORKLIFT, MAY MA-ISUGGEST KA BANG PARAAN PARA MAPIGILAN NATIN MGA SHOPLIFTERS? MERON SIR..DI BA PO, SA ENTRANCE LANG TAYO NAG-IINSPECT NG MGA BAGS?	OO NGA..SO ANONG KONEKSYON NON? EDI GAWIN NATING EXIT YUNG ENTRANCE..PARA LAHAT NG LALABAS, MA-INSPECT NATIN ANG MGA BAG..uuu

 

SHOPLIFTER by azapan 9-02-10
MAY NAKALUSOT NA NAMANG SHOPLIFTER SA WAREHOUSE.. SIR WAREHOUSE MANAGER, MAY NAKALUSOT NA NAMAN SHOPLIFTER NA MAY DALANG BAG. HAY..NA NAMAN..MAGTATANONG AKO SA MGA STAFF NATIN KUNG ANO BA MAGANDANG SOLUSYON DYAN.	AT NAGHANAP SI WAREHOUSE MANAGER NG MGA MAASAHANG TAO.. ALBERT FORKLIFT, MAY SUGGESTION KA BA KUNG PAANO NATIN MAPIPIGILAN ANG MGA SHOPLIFTERS? MERON SIR..DI BA SA ENTRANCE LANG TAYO NAG-IINSPECT NG MGA BAGS?	SO ANONG KONEKSYON NON???? EDI ILAGAY NATIN YUNG ENTRANCE SA EXIT PARA MA-INSPECT NATIN BAG NILA PAG LALABAS SILA.."BUKSAN MO BAG MO, NASA ENTRANCE KA".uuu

 

VAULT ROOM by azapan 9-03-10
HABANG NASA LOOB NG VAULT SINA MAM JOAN AT JANET.. JANET, NAKAKA-INIP TALAGA DITO SA COUNTING ROOM.. SINABI MO PA MA'AM JOAN..	HAY BUTI PA SA LABAS MADAMI SILANG NAKIKITANG TAO.. MADAMI DIN NAMAN TAYONG NKIKITANG TAO DITO AH...	NASAAN??? DIBA LAGI NATIN NAKIKITA DITO SA LOOB SI NINOY..SI OSMENA..SI QUEZON..SI RIZAL..SI BONIFACIO SA MGA PERA..JEJEJE

 

DELI CAFE by azapan 9-03-10
HABANG NAGKAKAHA SI DANICA SA DELI CAFE.. GOOD MORNING SIR, CAN I KNOW YOUR ORDER PLEASE.. HMMMMM...	NAG-IISIP PA DIN ANG MEMBER.. WOULD YOU LIKE A COFFEE AND MUFFINS? OR CHEESE CAKE AND SMOOTHIES? HMMMMM...	,,HANGGANG UMALIS NA NG TULUYAN ANG MEMBER... LINTEK NA BOSES YUN KANINA PA NAGSASALITA, WALA NAMANG TAO SA KAHA..MAKAALIS NA NGA...@#$&* tao po ako...

 

CUSTOMER SERVICE by azapan 9-03-10
MAY NAGWAWALANG FOREIGNER AT NAGHAHANAP NG MANAGER.. YOU ARE NOT LISTENING @#% TO WHAT I SAID..CALL YOUR MANGER AND I WILL TALK TO HIM ABOUT HOW YOU HANDLE YOUR MEMBERS..#@$% FOR A WHILE SIR...SIR MANAGER..SIR MANAGER..	AT PUMUNTA SI GRACE CASHIER SA DUTY MANAGER.. SIR..MAY NAGWAWALANG MEMBER DON..NAGHAHANAP NG MANAGER.. OK AKO BAHALA SA KANYA..	AT HINARAP NI DUTY MANAGER ANG FOREIGNER NA NAGAGALIT.. GOOD DAY,AS PER OUR TALKING WITH MINE CASHIER, THERE IS SOMETHING PROBLEM ON YOUR SIDE..CAN YOU INFORM US WHAT SHOULD BE THE MATTER? NEVER MIND..

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