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They meet
Hi Bitch
You biotch dont talk to me like that Iam the shit
The strangeness happens
Bring it on wtf how you become a cowboy
Wtf how did I become a cowboy........
The 1 goes.
Fuck no ! yo weirder then bush,my mom,my dad,me,my cat who rapes other cats.My car my bus.That guy i met in the park who fed me dog food saying it was candy.That old lady wit the dead cat she holds
I need to see a doctor.

 

The human who is dum *dumb*
Look a squirrel
look a moron
the human does not think be4 it speaks
I wonder if he knows what I am saying.
I am a she......
the animal wins in the end
If i was a Squirrel.Id be like naked.
We do have furr.and we dont get boners like you do :)

 

The hooker
Hi little girl you have a daddy.And how much does he get payed
yea!! he gets payed alot.
the child and hooker
Whats his name.
Bush
the truth comes out.
Seems like I met him be4.Does he have gray hair kinda dum and stuff. oh yea we played "golf" never mind.
uhhhhhh.my mommy says hes dum cause he played "golf" with another woman.

 

Hi everybody I am umm the thing on the side of the roads
My mommy says never trust you things
Trys*
hehe.How old did you say you were again.
uhhhh 20 *coughs*
Well I guess young looks run in your familty.(My hotel number is 15) *wink* hope to see you.

 

Hey.Mer?whats up
n2m.Me and my husband are just having problems.
Oh.So whats the problem.
He says I watch to much queer as folk.But I tried to explain to him.That I just adore the plot.Not the sex scenes.
So whats the real truth.
The sex scenes.Its better then seeing him.

 

Girls talk 2
Wow she looks like jessica simpson.
Man I am butt ugly.
So I got a new mascara today.They claim it makes you look 5 times better.What a joke right?I mean its false advertisesment mer
So why did you buy it then if you think its false advertising.
"Oh" ~Figures~
Cause I thought it would make me look 5 times better

 

Hey Lisa!
Great its miss lindsay lohan wannabe gossip queen
Like whats up.Last time I heard you and john broke up.Cause he was cheating on you!
Yea me and john broke up.Cause he "was" cheating on me with one of your friends
Lol yea.It was marry shes so dirrty but dont tell her I said that!.
Ill tell mer to tell marry that Briana said this.Its sure to ruin her life...now where or my depression pills.

 

The day after.
Good morning hun.Last night was great ;)
Last night was horrible.Mer was so much better.I miss her.
The store answer.
I made you breakfast!
Wonderful hun.thanx a ton.So you need me to pick up stuff from the store later."Briana"replys with a yes.
Walking to the store... he see's mer.
Hey mer whats up:)
Loser,dork,cheat.no good broke my heart crack addict momma boy weirdo.

 

I am depressed
God.Why must I exist You should just end my life early.It will do me good.
Hey mister why are you so sad?
Cause when I was 2 my younger brother got the atention.Then he would later suceed to be a corporate boss for jcpennys.while i worked at wendys.And had a sexchanged wife
Ummm.........I like wendys they make good frostys.
later.........God speaks
wheres fire when you need it.YAY thank you god.You have made my dreams come true!
~~God~~ YOU SIR WILL GET YOUR WISH but just shut up

 

Mers dream.
my names mer...
Hello blondie
So how did you turn into a blue footed goblin thingy.
This is just a dream.when you wake up you will not see the blurry backround.Me talking to you are that cat behind you.
Later mer wakes up.But was it a dream or just to much (Puffy puff)
I need to see a doctor....asap.As soon as i have more of this.*inhale*
Lets dance! Ill change into orlando bloom later!!!!!!!

 

Teen dating episode 1.
So like I am 13.Born and raised in my house I live with my parents.And hey do u like to play jump rope!
Nah.I like ps2.Action figures and geting turned on by zena.
(the stupid hick dating show)
So like what do you do for a job baby..
:::Lady I told you twice::: I am not your date I just work here and this is chucky cheese not "Cafe express"
Adult dating.(1 look and the person will never wanna see you again.Dam those bubble thoughts!
Wheres my date.
<--------What a loser.

 

Mean while at Walala land
We we we we weweweweweweweweweweweewewewewewweweewweewwe
<----- what the hell is with weee weewewe green man?
While also one trys to figure it out.
weeeeeeee weee weeeweewe
Yes I totally dig the greeness and your weeeeeewewe
he finds a new home...in a young girls room...
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
mom!!!!!!

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