All comics by barnespj

 

by barnespj
11-28-01
Devil meets squirrel!
What is that?
I'm the supreme being!
Scared!
Are you going to hurt me?
I've come to take you to my planet.
Your new leader is here.
Please, don't hurt me!
Extreme punishment will come to you.

 

by barnespj
11-28-01
What up nothing just chillin
Igot so much ice idon foz the lake
What;s up cuddie
Say main your trippin
you better beilive that cousin
What;s up main

 

by barnespj
11-28-01
Hay Red, having fun?
Hay Praner, yes I am
Hay santa,geting ready?
Yes I am
Hay brother, any stras?

 

by barnespj
11-28-01
Hey! Santa what are you doing
I am getting ready for X-mas
It is fun playing in the snow

 

by barnespj
11-28-01
HA! HA! I've got you now buster.
Oh No! I'm going to die.
What I'm I going to do with you?
You think about it, and I will leave!
You can run but you can't hide.
See ya............

 

by barnespj
11-28-01
WOW! What is that?
These humans look funny! .
I am going to get off this planet....
WOW ! It can talk.
Bye .

 

by barnespj
11-28-01
I would like to know what is behind the door?
We are going to go behind the door.
This is my room where I do work.
What kind of work do you do back here?
I wound like to know where we are going now?
This is the end of your life.

 

by barnespj
11-28-01
No-
Die!!
No!
Go kill the people, Now!!
No!
The war is on NOW!!!!!

 

by barnespj
11-28-01
Hello, little girl!
You can talk!
What's your name little girl?
My name is Stephanie.
well, Nice to meet you, Stephanie. I hope to see you again .
Nice to meet you, too.

 

by barnespj
11-28-01
...love mom. Can you belive that...
"yeah"
"That is it, I am going to end it right now"
"right on"
"Go call the.....uh"

 

by barnespj
11-28-01
Hey! Get off of my planet.
Make me!
But if you hit me, then I will blow you up with my lazer gun.
Ok! Ok! I did not mean it. So why don't you put that thing right back where you got it.
Ok! So what is this planet like anyway.
You don't want to know.

 

by barnespj
11-28-01
It sure is cold isn't it!
Yes, it sure is cold.
Hey, why is your face so red.
The reason why, is because I am freezing
Are you done talking to Frosty.
Yes! As a matter of fact I am.

 

by barnespj
11-28-01
Hi my name is dr dude
wuz up mr.dude
Do you want to play volleyball
sure let's get a group
This is a wonderful christmas tree

 

by barnespj
11-28-01
So are you ready for tonight?
Yes
So have you been a good girl this year?
Yes sir
Santa told me to give you this.
Thank you very much.

 

by barnespj
11-28-01
Christmas with a sick reindeer By Jonathan Jones
Hi, Santa.
Hi, Frosty.
I heard one of your reindeers is sick.
Yeah, it's Donner.
Hi! Donner are you feeling any better?
A little bit. (cough)

 

by barnespj
11-28-01
Get the mail!
There no mail, I'm going to my room.
Are you sure?
That was a close one, Fred!
Let me guess, it from mom. You better not let dad see that! He will have a cow.

 

by barnespj
11-28-01
What are you doing on my spaceship?
I came to take your spaceship away from you.
No, you are not taking my spaceship.
Yes, I'm going to take it.
So, you what to fight with me?
Yes, let's get it on boy.

 

by barnespj
11-28-01
'You may have defeated me this time, but next time...
'Burn"
"aaaaaaaaahhhhh"
"he,he"
"I win"

 

by barnespj
11-28-01
Let's break in to the White House!
Let's take everything in it!
I can't even do it! I'm on probation!

 

by barnespj
11-28-01
hehehe
lalala
i will kill you
what who was that
hehehe me hehehe
help

 

by barnespj
11-28-01
Are you a baby or girl
While for your information not baby or a girl jerk with eyes.
What plant did you come from Mars?
Who do you think you are Mr. Wise Guy?
No not a wise guy, I did get a high school

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
By Josh Mcdaniel
Hey man, what are you doing?
Oh, just trying to get some air!
By Josh Mcdaniel
Hi! I am Joe's dad.
Oh My, what are you ?
By Josh Mcdaniel
I am an alien from space.
Cool Man, so am I!

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
Big-Gabe meets grand reaper.
Hey, What's up?
Not much, just standing here being bored.
Talk about where the are from.
So, where are you from? I'm from Brownwood, Tx.
I'm from Dallas, Tx.
The Reaper leaves.
Come and have a seat. So, we can talk and get to know each other better.
I 'd love to sit and chat with you, but I've got to be home in an hour. So, later! Bye!

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
Rosa Ynostrosa
Hi Santa! Merry Christmas
Do i know you? You always have a smile on your face.
Rosa Ynostrosa
This christmas tree has to go!
Rosa Ynostrosa
Merry Christmas to all!! Hello there, my friend, are you ready?
Yes I am, ready to go see all those happy faces!!!

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
Went to Rdolph's house
Helo!
Are you awake?
Asking if he is Rudolph
Why do you ask?
Are you Rudolph?
Leavig Rudolph's house
Why yes, I am !
Cause if you are I need you to guide my sleigh to night

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
Hey! Santa what are you doing?
I am getting ready for X-mas.
It is fun playing in the snow.
I wish I was a real snowman.
I think this x-mas tree is pretty!
X-mas is the best holiday of the year

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
josh
How is it going.
Squeak'squeak!
josh
I saide!! how is it going!
Squeak! squeak!
josh
Iam going to hurt you!
Squeak! squeak! ha ha!!

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
josh
How is it going.
Squeak'squeak!
josh
I saide!! how is it going!
Squeak! squeak!
josh
Iam going to hurt you!
Squeak! squeak! ha ha!!

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
josh
How is it going.
Squeak'squeak!
josh
I saide!! how is it going!
Squeak! squeak!
josh
Iam going to hurt you!
Squeak! squeak! ha ha!!

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
josh
How is it going.
Squeak'squeak!
josh
I saide!! how is it going!
Squeak! squeak!
josh
Iam going to hurt you!
Squeak! squeak! ha ha!!

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
Hey, what are you doing?
Not much here, just waiting for the school bus.
Do you mind if I wait here with you?
Yea, but go ahead.
So what time does the bus come? What grade are you in, how old are you , and what school do you go to?
Oh good lord! All I have to say is the bus better come soon.

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
Skooter meets Sara
Hi, my name is Skooter.
My name is Sara. Nice to meet you, Skooter.
Gets to know each other.
NIce to meet you too, Sara. Do you have a boyfriend? I don't have a girlfriend.
NO, I don't have a boyfriend.
Asking out.
Good that's a relief!Do you want to go out with me?
Sure!!!!!!!!!!! I would love to go out with you.

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
Hey you little girl, how did you get in here?
Ya'll left that door over there open, so I just walked in and saw all this stuff, WOW!!!.
Well I'll tell you what! You better get out of here, or there will be consequences and they will be bad!!!
No I will not get out of this ship. The owners of the park put it here so we could play in it. Also, to learn all kinds of different things about this spaceship.
Well, you can't say I didn't warn you because I did! Now you must pay the price for not listening to me. So say GOODBYE!!!.
What do you mean Goodbye? My parents are probably looking for me right now. So they will find me any minute now. So don't get your hopes up.

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
Hey Red, are you having fun in the snow?
Yes, I am Prancer! Come and play with me.
Hey Santa, is it a big night for you?
Yes, it is a big night for me. I will get ready for it, right now!!!
Where is Santa? He got a letter from a child. It is in important that he get this letter.
Try asking the snowman? He might know where he is? If not, then try the reindeers they might know were he is.

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
So Santa, Do you want me to put the presents in the sleigh?
Ho,Ho, Ho! Not yet elf, cause I'm not going to leave until midnight .
So Rudolph, do you want to die?
No, I can't die tonight because Santa has to deliver presents. I am one of the reindeers that has to deliver them.
I heard that you wanted to kill Rudolph? Instead, why don't you come help us deliver the presents.
Yeah, that's a good idea!!! We better hurry before Christmas comes.

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
So Rudolph are you ready for Christmas this year?
Yes, Santa I sure am.
So how many presents do you think we will deliver this year?
I don't know, hopefully more than we did last year.
I love Christmas!!!!
Yea, that's what you say, I'm the one who has to carry you and all this other heavy stuff.

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
So Rudolph are you ready for Christmas this year?
Yes, Santa I sure am.
So how many presents do you think we will deliver this year?
I don't know, hopefully more than we did last year.
I love Christmas!!!!
Yea, that's what you say, I'm the one who has to carry you and all this other heavy stuff.

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
I wonder if he has any nuts
I wonder if he has any corn
Do you have any nuts?
Do you have any corn?

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
So Rudolph are you ready for Christmas this year?
Yes, Santa I sure am.
So how many presents do you think we will deliver this year?
I don't know, hopefully more than we did last year.
I love Christmas!!!!
Yea, that's what you say, I'm the one who has to carry you and all this other heavy stuff.

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
So Rudolph are you ready for Christmas this year?
Yes, Santa I sure am.
So how many presents do you think we will deliver this year?
I don't know, hopefully more than we did last year.
I love Christmas!!!!
Yea, that's what you say, I'm the one who has to carry you and all this other heavy stuff.

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
To whom it my concern, I am really sorry for what I have done in my life. And so, it is my turn to go. This is just to tell you that I am going to kill myself.
Why are you going to kill yourself? You should live as long as you can live. It is important, take it from me!!!!
What do you mean by that remark, "take it from me?"
I was, at one point, a human. But I was killed and every day I wish was a human. But I can't because I am stuck like this!!!! Until I die again!
Oh Well! I 'm going to kill myself "OW! That hurts!"
I told you, you should not try to kill yourself!!

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
"This is hard work."
You think this is hard work, I am the one pulling the sleigh!!!!!
It isn't all that bad! By the way, it is something good to do. Plus, the children will love the presents!
Hurry, the snow storm is coming!!!
Are you ready?
Santa, I was born ready!!!!!!!!

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
Ho,Ho,Ho!! Little Reindeer, are you ready to go into town and pass out gifts to the little ones?
Yes indeed, we are ready to go into town. But frist, we have to set the christmas tree up.
Look! How dandy, this christmas tree looks!
I think it's time to leave, Santa.
Merry Christmas, and to All, have a good night.!

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
Gretings Earthling!!!
uh
EARTH
It is nice to see another intelligent life form.
uh
What's it like here?
uh

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
I have been cheating on my wife. I fill so bad I am going home to beg her forgiveness.
!!! GOOD LUCK !!! If she forgives you, you are a lucky man.
Baby, I think we need to talk, please sit down. I have been seeing someone else. Will you PLEASE forgive me?
Is it that dancer Windy, or is it that princess Samantha, or maybe it is that thing Brenda?
Well guy, did she forgive you?
No, she didn't forgive me. But she did give me three good leads.

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
Hey! Who is that behind me?
Man, I can't ever scare you.
The reason why, is because your to dumb.
What are you talking about, your the one who's dumb.
Well! I guess I better go now
I think I need to go, also.

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
Hey Santa, I think we can use this teleporter to go to each house tonight.
But how will this teleporter start.
By using that pc right behind you.
Ooohhh!
Now, lets see here where should I start!
Welcome! Where would you like to start first. Ok! Your first stop will be at Riodosa, New Mexico. Bye now.

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
Oh No! The TV is on fire! Let's get out!
No, get some water, Son!
Yes, Sir.
Well, I guess we need a new TV.

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
So Boy, you what to fight me?
Yes, let's get on!
How do you that kick?
That hurt!
Wait till you feel this punch!
I'm going to tell my mom!!

 

by barnespj
11-29-01
What' up, little pal! My name is Sarah.
Hello Sarah, my name is Dr. Do!
Dr Do let's play a game
Okay like hide-and-seek
Right on kids
Wait I have to put on my shoes

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