All comics by bdavis09

 

by bdavis09
10-14-09
Why do you hate the african american race so much?
I hate them because I vowed to protect the rights and further the interests of the white americans
But now they have equality, just as you. How do you feel about this?
It angers me to see the african americans free in our white nation
Sometimes I wish that people will settle their differences and see the truth that we are all equal, no matter what race we are.

 

by bdavis09
11-10-09
So jenny, what you think of issue 3 passing?
I think people got mislead by their campagin of providing jobs and this might not help our unemployment
True, but some of the casino's revenue will go to Ohio's state budget
Ya, but we'll have to wait and see.

 

by bdavis09
11-10-09
Welcome to Channel 3 news, Im Glenn Beck
In today's story, the world is in complete chaos. The anti-christ has risen to power!
The main question is will you take the mark or die?

 

by bdavis09
11-10-09
Who are you?
I'm your Lord and Saviour. I've come back to end this corruption and save my followers
Thank God, we need you. My mother and father wont stop fighting.

 

by bdavis09
11-18-09
People's reaction to the Healthcare Bill
In today's news, the Healthcare bill has passed
This is some BS, it's time I go out and riot in front of the white house
When some arrive at the wrong time
Oh...we have a liberal in the neighborhood!
Shut up, u freak..u better leave before you get hurt
When some think its time for a new president
I think this would be a better solution

 

by bdavis09
11-18-09
I want a job!
Ill think about it
I want a job!
well ok...your hired!
well, have you thought about hiring me?
No, your job has alreadt been taken..good luck next time

 

by bdavis09
11-18-09
Im glad your doing your homework, harry potter, but there is danger afoot
There he goes nagging again
You are needed at once!
Hey old man, your a great wizard, why don't you handle it yourself?
Because im scared?!?

 

by bdavis09
11-18-09
I want all of the money...Now!
I wish I could, but I dont have the keys to the register and the register is bolted to the counter
ok, well give me your wallet then.
I wish I could, but I dont have one, im broke.Why do you think im working here.

 

by bdavis09
11-23-09
Hey dad, can I borrow some money?
huh! why you need money? Daddy needs this to buy more alcohol
*crying* This is the reason our family is falling apart.

 

by bdavis09
11-23-09
Gosh! there is that n*gger
F*ck there is that racist prick. I think I should go try to settle our differences.
Oh, you noticed. Thank you, Im sorry for judging you because the color of your skin.
Hey Bob, You look nice today. You get a haircut?

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