Mizzow by benpessim4-16-04 I'm bored. Let's go do something. We never do anything! You always say that. You can do something, ah'm stayin' here. Fine, I will! . . .
Mizzow: Hobo by benpessim4-16-04 Ah'm a hobo! No you're not. Hoboes are people who wander from place to place without a home. You're just a homeless bum. Ah'm a hobo! Benjo told me so.
Mizzow: Coffee by benpessim4-17-04 Hey, I got you a drink. Thanks. I found a few discarded cups of coffee lying around, so I poured them together and figured you'd like it. Rad. A random guy walks past... Get outta here! Go get your own coffee! Stupid kangaroo...
Mizzow: POV by benpessim4-18-04 How Waldo sees the world: I am so cool and rich. I am poor and homeless. I wish I were like you. How Mizzow sees the world: Blah blah blah, this is for you. Thank you for aiding the defense against the purple rhinos. . . . The rhinos are orange, not purple.