All comics by biff1lloyd

 

by biff1lloyd
4-30-14
Why did I cross the road?
????
To get to the other side!
Dumb ass...

 

by biff1lloyd
4-30-14
Why do people hide eggs on Easter?
????
to celebrete your eggshumation!
dumbass

 

by biff1lloyd
4-30-14
Djew ever think about what hapens after you die?
not really....
Somethin' to think about though....!

 

by biff1lloyd
4-30-14
I heard there's a buffet on Easter Sunday
I'm not that hungry
Too bad.... I heard there's chocolate bunny heads and Jesus pieces for desert...

 

by biff1lloyd
5-01-14
Do you subscribe to the Big Bang theory?
???
So much for theoretical diversity!

 

by biff1lloyd
5-01-14
do you have a cheeze preference? ?
????
I do like the cheezes of Nazareth...

 

by biff1lloyd
5-01-14
do you have a cheeze preference? ?
????
I do like the cheezes of Nazareth...

 

by biff1lloyd
5-01-14
how's it hangin' ?
Is he shitting me?

 

by biff1lloyd
5-01-14
I've been thinking about climate change....
floods perchance?....
No big deal... I "know a" guy who builds boats...

 

by biff1lloyd
5-02-14
what'd you have at the last supper?
crow!

 

by biff1lloyd
5-03-14
Ever consider starting a new, more progressive religious philosophy?
yeah.... but my dad's putting me in "time out!"

 

by biff1lloyd
5-03-14
ever been in the desert?
just kiddin'
forty days in the hole......

 

by biff1lloyd
5-03-14
you know... I've been thinkin'........
.....a peristant continuance of religious satire might be a detriment to my well being.......?
3 Hail Mary's...3 Our Father's and an Act of Contrition might ease the situation!

 

by biff1lloyd
5-07-14
I heard the Earth is round...
What makes you think that?
Observation..... and the adhearance to the Scientific Method!

 

by biff1lloyd
5-10-14
Ever think about man's inhumanity to man.....?
???
see where that got me...!

 

by biff1lloyd
5-14-14
I've heard something about Armageddon...
Yeah... my Armsageddon' tired!

 

by biff1lloyd
5-23-14
"I heard the sun never sets on the Roman empire!"
...the sun never actually "sets"

 

by biff1lloyd
5-24-14
I'm thinking... in the future, there'll be advances in cultural and spiritual enlightenment...
Not likely!

 

by biff1lloyd
5-29-14
"Where'd your buddies go?"
???
I don't know ... but I wish they'd get a ladder, and a pair of pliers!

 

by biff1lloyd
5-30-14
What's the difference between heavan and hell?
ask Billy Joel....

 

by biff1lloyd
5-31-14
I'm thinking all religious doctrines are based on anthropomorphic fantasies!
I'll ask my dad....

 

by biff1lloyd
6-02-14
Ever considered eternity?
????
that's a long fucking time!!!

 

by biff1lloyd
6-09-14
What would you call someone who feeds the hungry, heals the sick and helps the poor?
A liberal?

 

by biff1lloyd
6-11-14
I heard you're mom's cool........
yeah.... she's a saint...

 

by biff1lloyd
6-12-14
Were you and Mary Magdalene close?
ask Sarah.....

 

by biff1lloyd
6-14-14
Are you from Nazareth or Bethleham?
???
Remains to be seen...

 

by biff1lloyd
7-03-14
Do you think opulence is a pecadilo ?
???
You can peck a dilo, but my loss is your gain! (theoretically)

 

by biff1lloyd
7-15-14
Do you feel you've pierced the corporate vail?
???
I guess you can see who got pierced !! ........ Damn Romans!

 

by biff1lloyd
7-16-14
I met a soothsayre..... He said mankind is doomed!
???
90 % of all living things on this rock that have existed.... are extinct!

 

by biff1lloyd
7-19-14
I can't believe this immigration problem...!
Whatta ya gunna do... feed'em and cloth'em?

 

by biff1lloyd
8-02-14
What do you think about immaculate conception?
???
Somewhat improbable.....

 

by biff1lloyd
8-02-14
Ever heard of Tom Dooley?
???
Not Really........
The synchronistic parallel is uncannily similar...!

 

by biff1lloyd
8-15-14
What's the secret to life?
Suffering...
...and the release from suffering......

 

by biff1lloyd
8-27-14
"I've heard....time waits for no one...?"
Ask Keith Richards!

 

by biff1lloyd
9-20-14
It seems... radical megalomaniacs are becoming more prevalent...
Just wait.......

 

by biff1lloyd
5-28-20
I'm Back!
I'm Not!

 

by biff1lloyd
7-05-20
I guess in the future.....
Some people think you're a god.....
Would a god be in this situation?

 

by biff1lloyd
7-09-20
Did you know.... no one spoke english in the bible?
... and there were no white people it either!
awkward!!!

 

by biff1lloyd
7-17-20
can your dad make a rock so big....
even he couldn't lift it?
I don't know.... we're not talking at the moment...

 

by biff1lloyd
7-20-20
ever take a cognative test?
???
does changing water into wine count?

 

by biff1lloyd
7-24-20
Do you know what a pandemic is?
???
Religion...

 

by biff1lloyd
8-01-20
I heard you had a good sermon on the mount....
not good enough... appearantly !

 

by biff1lloyd
8-05-20
I guess things are going pretty bad in some places...
It is what it is!

 

by biff1lloyd
9-04-20
whut's up with that passover thing?
???
I had nothing to do with that!

 

by biff1lloyd
9-08-20
Ever wonder about totalitarian authoritarianism?
???
You mean like my dad?

 

by biff1lloyd
9-21-20
you think you'll ever have a comeback?
???
Doubt it!

 

by biff1lloyd
9-27-20
Sometimes I wonder.....if zeus wasn't such a dick....
what would it be like today?
I guess I wouldn't have to be here!

 

by biff1lloyd
10-19-20
If your dad is omnipotent and omniscient...
Why dosen't he just kick Satan's ass?
Hmmm....?

 

by biff1lloyd
11-03-20
Ever hear of Zoroaster?
A swordsman?
NO... a dude 500 years ago.......
He's "been there ... done that!"
Hmm...

 

by biff1lloyd
12-12-20
in times of extreme social upheaval....
what's your advice?
Mathew 25

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