Chicken 'n Jesus #1 by biff1lloyd4-30-14 Why did I cross the road? ???? To get to the other side! Dumb ass...
Chicken 'n Jesus #2 by biff1lloyd4-30-14 Why do people hide eggs on Easter? ???? to celebrete your eggshumation! dumbass
Chicken 'n Jesus #3 by biff1lloyd4-30-14 Djew ever think about what hapens after you die? not really.... Somethin' to think about though....!
Chicken 'n Jesus #4 by biff1lloyd4-30-14 I heard there's a buffet on Easter Sunday I'm not that hungry Too bad.... I heard there's chocolate bunny heads and Jesus pieces for desert...
Chicken 'n Jesus #5 by biff1lloyd5-01-14 Do you subscribe to the Big Bang theory? ??? So much for theoretical diversity!
# 6 by biff1lloyd5-01-14 do you have a cheeze preference? ? ???? I do like the cheezes of Nazareth...
Chicken 'n Jesus #6 by biff1lloyd5-01-14 do you have a cheeze preference? ? ???? I do like the cheezes of Nazareth...
Chicken 'n Jesus #8... Noah by biff1lloyd5-01-14 I've been thinking about climate change.... floods perchance?.... No big deal... I "know a" guy who builds boats...
Chicken 'n Jesus #10 by biff1lloyd5-03-14 Ever consider starting a new, more progressive religious philosophy? yeah.... but my dad's putting me in "time out!"
Chicken 'n Jesus #11 Humble pie by biff1lloyd5-03-14 ever been in the desert? just kiddin' forty days in the hole......
Chicken 'n Jesus #12 ...Penance by biff1lloyd5-03-14 you know... I've been thinkin'........ .....a peristant continuance of religious satire might be a detriment to my well being.......? 3 Hail Mary's...3 Our Father's and an Act of Contrition might ease the situation!
Chicken 'n Jesus # 13 by biff1lloyd5-07-14 I heard the Earth is round... What makes you think that? Observation..... and the adhearance to the Scientific Method!
Chicken 'n Jesus #14 by biff1lloyd5-10-14 Ever think about man's inhumanity to man.....? ??? see where that got me...!
Chicken 'n Jesus #15 by biff1lloyd5-14-14 I've heard something about Armageddon... Yeah... my Armsageddon' tired!
Chicken 'n Jesus #16 by biff1lloyd5-23-14 "I heard the sun never sets on the Roman empire!" ...the sun never actually "sets"
Chicken 'n Jesus #17 by biff1lloyd5-24-14 I'm thinking... in the future, there'll be advances in cultural and spiritual enlightenment... Not likely!
Chicken 'n Jesus #18 "for Sam" by biff1lloyd5-29-14 "Where'd your buddies go?" ??? I don't know ... but I wish they'd get a ladder, and a pair of pliers!
Chicken 'n Jesus #19 by biff1lloyd5-30-14 What's the difference between heavan and hell? ask Billy Joel....
Chicken 'n Jesus #19 by biff1lloyd5-31-14 I'm thinking all religious doctrines are based on anthropomorphic fantasies! I'll ask my dad....
Chicken 'n Jesus #20 (that's a long time) by biff1lloyd6-02-14 Ever considered eternity? ???? that's a long fucking time!!!
Chicken 'n Jesus #21 by biff1lloyd6-09-14 What would you call someone who feeds the hungry, heals the sick and helps the poor? A liberal?
Chicken 'n Jesus #22 ...Mom by biff1lloyd6-11-14 I heard you're mom's cool........ yeah.... she's a saint...
Chicken 'n Jesus #23 ....for Sarah by biff1lloyd6-12-14 Were you and Mary Magdalene close? ask Sarah.....
Chicken 'n Jesus #24 ...Beginnings... by biff1lloyd6-14-14 Are you from Nazareth or Bethleham? ??? Remains to be seen...
Chicken 'n Jesus #25 ...Huh? by biff1lloyd7-03-14 Do you think opulence is a pecadilo ? ??? You can peck a dilo, but my loss is your gain! (theoretically)
Chicken 'n Jesus #26 by biff1lloyd7-15-14 Do you feel you've pierced the corporate vail? ??? I guess you can see who got pierced !! ........ Damn Romans!
Chicken 'n Jesus #27 Bad News....... by biff1lloyd7-16-14 I met a soothsayre..... He said mankind is doomed! ??? 90 % of all living things on this rock that have existed.... are extinct!
Chicken 'n Jesus #28 by biff1lloyd7-19-14 I can't believe this immigration problem...! Whatta ya gunna do... feed'em and cloth'em?
Chicken 'n Jesus #28 by biff1lloyd8-02-14 What do you think about immaculate conception? ??? Somewhat improbable.....
Chicken 'n Jesus #30 by biff1lloyd8-02-14 Ever heard of Tom Dooley? ??? Not Really........ The synchronistic parallel is uncannily similar...!
Chicken 'n Jesus #31 ...Ode to Budha...... by biff1lloyd8-15-14 What's the secret to life? Suffering... ...and the release from suffering......
Chicken 'n Jesus #32 by biff1lloyd8-27-14 "I've heard....time waits for no one...?" Ask Keith Richards!
Chicken 'n Jesus #33 by biff1lloyd9-20-14 It seems... radical megalomaniacs are becoming more prevalent... Just wait.......
I'm Back...#2 by biff1lloyd7-05-20 I guess in the future..... Some people think you're a god..... Would a god be in this situation?
chicken and jesus... #36 by biff1lloyd7-09-20 Did you know.... no one spoke english in the bible? ... and there were no white people it either! awkward!!!
chicken and jesus #37 by biff1lloyd7-17-20 can your dad make a rock so big.... even he couldn't lift it? I don't know.... we're not talking at the moment...
chicken and jesus #38 by biff1lloyd7-20-20 ever take a cognative test? ??? does changing water into wine count?
chicken and jesus #40 by biff1lloyd8-01-20 I heard you had a good sermon on the mount.... not good enough... appearantly !
chicken and jesus #41 by biff1lloyd8-05-20 I guess things are going pretty bad in some places... It is what it is!
chicken and jesus #42 (who's killing babies now?) by biff1lloyd9-04-20 whut's up with that passover thing? ??? I had nothing to do with that!
chicken and jesus #43 by biff1lloyd9-08-20 Ever wonder about totalitarian authoritarianism? ??? You mean like my dad?
chicken and jesus #45 by biff1lloyd9-27-20 Sometimes I wonder.....if zeus wasn't such a dick.... what would it be like today? I guess I wouldn't have to be here!
chicken and jesus #46 by biff1lloyd10-19-20 If your dad is omnipotent and omniscient... Why dosen't he just kick Satan's ass? Hmmm....?
chicken and jesus #46 by biff1lloyd11-03-20 Ever hear of Zoroaster? A swordsman? NO... a dude 500 years ago....... He's "been there ... done that!" Hmm...
chicken and jesus #46 by biff1lloyd12-12-20 in times of extreme social upheaval.... what's your advice? Mathew 25