All comics by bobby17

 

by bobby17
10-15-03
A stray cat! I will pet it.
One pat later..
Ah! I am in fact a fairy. And since you have rubbed me, I shall grant you one wish!
I wish I had a cat.
Consider yourself blessed.

 

by bobby17
7-24-04
I read in Vogue that you were a real tight ass. You could turn coal into a diamond, brotha man!
Well, I read in Cosmo that you were on a three hour tour at sea and were lost for 5 years.
No, I played water polo for the U.S. Olympic Team?
Holy crap! Where?
Where the fuck do you -- hey, this isn't my bedroom! Who are you?
The human's medical history checks out. We may now commence with the excruciatingly painful anal probes.

 

by bobby17
3-17-06
Ladies and gentle, I present to you...Sir Abe Vigoda.....
Hello folks. I'm here tonight to talk to you about a serious problem going around the internet. Myspace predators. Now, I'm not just talking about the Pedo's I'm also talking about the pervs.
I have had my own wife stolen from me by Myspace predators. Apparently she had some pretty intense rape fantasies and I don't have to tell you people this but, Myspace predators love to rape.
Thats my own story. We have some more stories tonight for you to hear from men just like me who have lost their spouses to Myspace predators.

 

by bobby17
3-17-06
This is Franklin from Brooklyn, he lost his wife to myspace predators.....
I'm 62 fucking years old. I work 14 hours a day as a drywaller and digging railroad tunnels. I didn't even know we had a computer.
Well, she was looking for young boys. Very young boys. She enjoyed having teenage men ravage her body. They would come over for orgies six or seven at a time.
They were like stray cats.

 

by bobby17
3-17-06
This is Ricardo in San Juan Puerto Rico.....
Me and my wife, we had a pretty open relationship. We had been having threesomes, foursomes for years. No problems.
I had a girlfriend, she had a boy friend, I had a boy friend, she had another boyfriend.
Turns out she had taken a latina Myspace lover. She left me a broken man.

 

by bobby17
3-17-06
This is Marty in Maple Falls Minnesota....
You know I used to be a real party animal. Funniest guy in the room, the most popular frat boy.
Then I grew the fuck up and got my act together.
My wife had added Gilbert Godfrey to her friends list and they fell madly in love.

 

by bobby17
3-17-06
We now return to Abe Vigoda...
Thats just those stories, we have over a trillion more. All shattered men and woman, who have lost their soulmates to Myspace.
Forget about the kids, they aren't the only ones involved. Forget about the kids. Forget about the kids.
Now, I can have all the kids to myself.

 

by bobby17
10-20-06
This is not the reaction I expected when I proposed.

 

by bobby17
10-20-06
So.....Can you shoot people with those arrows.
Sure.
Could you shoot my ex girlfriend who left me because I proposed to her?
What?
I WANT THE BITCH DEAD!
You have issues pal.

 

by bobby17
1-18-07
Things have been really hard at home since James Brown died.
Were you a big fan?
No, but I respected his longevity.
Yeah.
Godfather of Soul and what not.
Definetly.

 

by bobby17
1-18-07
I heard some former president died.
Which one?
Gerald Ford.
Yeah, I heard Gerald Levert died earlier this year too.
Oh my gosh. That is so sad.
I know.

 

by bobby17
1-19-07
My favorite time of year is baseball season cause I love baseball.
Yeah, me too. You're pretty hot.
Wanna go back to my place and fuck and then play some X-box?
Yes.
So? How was she in bed? Was it awesome?
It was. Now I'm stuck over at her house all the time having to fuck her.

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