All comics by brandi

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by brandi
6-09-05
I had a lovely time, Kevin
So did I... same time next week?
Oh, I don't know. I , uh, might be busy... or something
Oh, Denise! Must we go through this every week?
Oh, come on
Yay! Chocolate chip cookies!

 

by brandi
6-09-05
I had a great time Mr. Flakey.
Please, Linda, call me Travis.
I thought your name was Richard!
It is.
So can I call you later?
Sure. I am in the phone book.

 

by brandi
6-09-05
shimmy to the left
shimmy to the right
holy crap

 

by brandi
6-10-05

 

by brandi
6-11-05
After a week of phone tag and emails, Randall and Pepper Ann's Mom finally meet for their big date.
Randall?
Yes, Hello. Pepper Ann's Mom?
That's me.
I thought you said you were old fashioned.

 

by brandi
6-13-05
After scouring the personals, Pepper Ann's Mom thinks she might have finally found the right man.
It's so nice to meet you, Best Week Ever Guy.
You look lovely, Pepper Ann's Mom. Almost as lovely as...
Ron Weasly
okaay, thanks. Shall we order?
Sure. But let's make it quick tonight, I forgot to Tivo The Britney Spears reality show.

 

by brandi
6-13-05
maybe I should try this again...
Hey Pepper Ann's Mom, Let's go to a rally tomorrow afternoon.
A rally! That sounds promising!
Sure, sesiTiVe_GuY39! that sounds like fun.

 

by brandi
6-13-05
Frappucino! I thought I told you to set the laser to 3.75
Frappucino! You've ruined a whole shipment of robots with your stupid mistake.
Sorry, boss. You can take it out of my pay.

 

by brandi
6-14-05
Prepare to meet yer maker you poser
Hey, Toby! How've you been?
Arrrgh! Aye don't know this "Toby" you speak of, ye scurrrrvy dog!
Kevin?
That's right! Kevin is the twin with the hook!

 

by brandi
6-19-05
that was the worst talent show ever.

 

by brandi
6-24-05
Excuse me, sir. My coffee is a little cold.
oh no. It's Klaus. I hope he doen't notice me!
Yo, Daryl! What's up?
This is exactly what I expected Heaven to be like!

 

by brandi
6-27-05
I didn't get to see the end. My ex-wife called... again.
You don't have TiVo?
Nah, I should look into it though.
yeah man. I've got all the whole season of 24 TiVoed
And speaking of 24... did you see what Sheryl was wearing yesterday

 

by brandi
8-14-05
Thanks for showing up to the bake sale Best Week Ever Guy
Oh, it's no problem... anything for the community I say.
I'm all about the kids and giving them a better life. This bake sale is a great way to by school books!
Dude, could you help me carry these muffins?
How much does this pay?

 

by brandi
8-14-05
I'm pretty happy with my latest comic. I think I am back to my old form.
Oh no! Typo! Haaa!
I hate when that happens.

 

by brandi
8-27-05
Is she looking at me?
not yet.
There's a time in everyone's life when they need to ask questions like this... ther's no need to be ashamed...
I just wanted to borrow your...
This is exactly what I thought Heaven would be like!

 

by brandi
8-27-05
w00t
hot
sure
5 minutes later...
wire door

 

by brandi
8-27-05
yoohoo!
I'm right behind you... half dressed tramp, ready to be killed...
never mind

 

by brandi
8-28-05

 

by brandi
8-29-05
inventory time:
friday night - check
internet chat - check
beer by myself - check
does internet chat with a girl make me more or less pathetic? I can't figure it out.

 

by brandi
9-10-05
I had an awesome time with you tonight, Pepper Ann's Mom
I had a lovely time too, Phillip!
so... um... didn't you want me to sign that petition?
oh... oh yes. It's just inside.
teehee

 

by brandi
9-16-05
are you all set for tonight?
i can't wait! this is going to be hilarious!
yeah!
I thought *you* were going to invite the chicken!

 

by brandi
10-19-05
no, nothing. nah, nah, I don't want to eat candy
I don't want to eat, like, couch stuff. I am a bag. Look at me. I am a human. I'm Billy's nose.
I don't want to hit you in the face.
I want to pick your nose!
I don't want to hit you in the face!
I don't want to hit a pinata without chocolate ears.

 

I am the messenger of the desert!
Killer.
by brandi, 10-22-05

 

by brandi
11-02-05
What are you doing in my hive, Rudy Giuliani?
I wonder if I should invite him in for coffee
this is exactly what I though heaven would be like!

 

NERD!
by brandi, 11-22-05

 

by brandi
11-24-05
Daffy! long time no see, buddy!
Don't give me that "buddy" malarky, man. A buddy doesn't try to get his friends shot.
A 'BUDDY' doesn't steal his friend's wife.
It was a decoy.

 

by brandi
12-22-05
You can't get away with it this time
no, I think they still need to color me in.
This is exactly what I thought heaven would be like!

 

by brandi
12-26-05
It all started when I was just a piglet. Ma and I used to take an hour each week for ourselves. It was called 'Love Boat Time'
I came aboard looking for love but everyone here just seems so...
young
We're in the play area of McDonald's, Mister.

 

by brandi
1-03-06
Can I braid your hair?
I want to go to a wedding!
Where's the wedding?
Where is my wedding dress?
I'll buy you a wedding dress at a wedding window store.
Where's the wedding dress? It's at the wiiindooow.

 

by brandi
2-27-06
So we climb up on that rock and jump off? That's supposed to make up feel like we can fly?
Yeah. Kevin told me the Yeti said we can keep going for the rest of our lives if we want.
What happened to Kevin, anyway?
I guess twice was enough for him. I suppose it's really intense.
Yeah, Kevin was always a bit of a wuss.
You're next, Alan! Break a leg!

 

Hey, baby... you need a permit for burning stuff in city limits.
by brandi, 3-16-06

 

by brandi
5-13-06

 

by brandi
6-17-06
GLADYS!!!
what?

 

oh my god, Kevin!
by brandi, 6-17-06

 

by brandi
8-23-06
...and I thought I had problems
...and I thought I had problems
...and I thought I had problems

 

by brandi
8-23-06
I hope they don't mind that I have ocd

 

by brandi
8-23-06
do you dare to chose me to get dead on the road?
Do you dare to infrafine me?
do you dare to find me?
oh my gosh!
oh my second place
the weirdest thing ever happened. EIEIO with a roof roof here and a roof roof there...

 

by brandi
2-06-07
There's... uh...
... there's two open there.

 

by brandi
5-26-07
Hey Baby, you're hot!
Shut up!
Snoopy is a dumb-o
I like snoopy!
I don't like it. It's just baby-ish.
I'll punch you in the belly and slap you across the face. And I don't like you too.

 

by brandi
5-26-07
Hey dude, what's up?
Why's the ambulance here?
I don't know. Maybe somebody got hurt?!
Oh no! Was it me?
Maybe it is, because you're a dumb-o.
is that why the ambliance is here?

 

by brandi
5-26-07
Don't touch me litta guh. I'm too stu-pid.
suh, I don't caah. I still wanna knock you ouh
ah swee dude but i'm still too stupid
yeah! I'm gonna knock ya two timeses haada
You can't knock me out cuz I'm too stwong.
Now I'm gonna knock you out five time haada!

 

by brandi
5-26-07
It was good trying to play video games but my black ds runned out of power so i couldn't go anywhere without money because it was dangerous.
I don't have any money because there's no food for me to eat.
Eating was not fun. It was morning.

 

Can I help you find something?
by brandi, 5-31-07

 

by brandi
9-19-07
Ahoy ye blige rats!
Arrrr. Ye scurvy dogs!
Be that th' head? I've got a fierce fire in me belly t' send 'em to Davy Jones' locker!

 

by brandi
10-09-07
hmmm
yeah. it's me.

 

by brandi
12-21-07
Oh, Crap!
Peter!
Please! Don't do it Peter! It's not what you think!
Ho Ho Ho!
Oh! What a laugh!

 

by brandi
6-29-08
Hey Larry. You wanna go shoot some hoops?
Can't you see I am a lttle busy right now, Clive?
Still working on the Top Secret Project?
Yes.
Now I just have to find a Val Kilmer mask...

 

by brandi
10-05-08
At the Class of 2010 Reunion...
You know, Larry, if I knew what I know now about twenty years ago, I would've gotten a lot more action back in high school.
I know what you mean!
Imagine there's, like, a banner behind them...
Say, Alan. Remember when we used to spend Saturday nights at Wal-Mart spraying each other with air freshener?
Good Times!

 

by brandi
10-09-08
Thanks for joining my expedition to Pluto, Rudy Giuliani!
Do you think she noticed?
This is exactly what I thought heaven would be like!

 

by brandi
1-11-09
Hey! Come back here... you...
you...
chicken

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